Yet another day of games almost done. And so am I. Seriously, my mind’s a blank.
To The Game!
Seahawks/Steelers:
-I’ve never been much of a Pittsburgh fan-I guess because they were just so dominant in the 70’s. One player I did like though was not that guy from Detroit but a fella that had a similar running style and that was Bam Morris. He had a short run but he liked contact (and drugs) and the old football fan in me liked running backs that doled out punishment.
-The old Seahawks player that I liked was Steve Largent. Yeah, I know. But he was the first wr that I could identify as a ‘technician’. Throwing to the sideline or to the back of the endzone, Largent had that talent of keeping his toes to the edge of the boundary and leaning over to make the catch.
-It’s funny to me that a player that was regularly in the limelight goes away and then comes back again. This week we happened to get two-Geno Smith and Lev Bell.
-Last week I felt that Herbert was on the cusp of being ‘matchup proof’. Well, as it is with most pronouncements I make regarding the football, it was wee bit outside, as they say.
Done. Now you.
oh man, you NEVAR go Full Geno
SUDDEN GENO CHANGE!
After all this, we deserve a tie
— D. Carradine
Double windsor or gtfo
I am okay with OT, nothing else to do, no other reason to open another beer
Being a HOX fan is exhausting.
Your QB is Geno, just lose like a normal terrible team.
I am so sleepy. There better be a MOST GLORIOUS DRAW
NO DRAW FOR YOU.
I get nothing, which is what I deserve.
Win or lose loving every weird call going against Pittsburgh. Karma.
I demand a royalty on that joke.
https://youtu.be/nEpbd6FDv-s
And so is Mike Tomlin
OT!
Because we have sinned…a fifteenth hour.
Its because we touch ourselves at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23LKD9Z1hw
Well, not only at night
This is fucking nuts.
Refs gave them a free timeout.
They had the ball spiked with 1 sec left already.
Hrmmmm
Banannacakes ending?
OMG, they’re going to lose because of a runoff due to a completely unnecessary review?
That would be Peak NFL
Touchdown Seahawks karma coming back what? 18 years later?
Oh thank god that didn’t happen.
I think the running clock after a review is if they stopped the clock based on the initial call (e.g. incomplete pass) and then decided after that the clock shouldn’t have stopped (e.g. fumble).
Though fuck if I know.
The runoff happens if the call is reversed, so there was actually no danger of that happening.
It happens no matter what if the call is reversed while the clock is running?
So if they ruled DK Metcalf didn’t fumble it, that’d still incur the runoff?
Um, sure? If the ruling on the field is changed for any reason, 10 sec runoff.
That’s so strange. So they could literally have a review that changes nothing on the field, just somebody’s stat-lines, and that would end the game.
review going to take longer than the injury timeout
PRAISE CHAOS
A Deejay Dallas Multipass TD would be nice here.
Pittsburgh has had maybe 3 head coaches in the past 60 years?
Noll, Cowher, Tomlin since 1970.
“Mostly unseen”
Geno Smith is a Milford man.
Petey still doesn’t understand clock management.
I’m quite certain they have not left enough time for Geno.
15 minutes isn’t enough time for Geno.
Should have let RW try to sling charm lefty
So…that Boswell has an “88” tattoo somewhere, yeah?
Dick jokes and Yinzerness aside, sincerest best wishes to Taylor. It’s always those innocuous plays…
https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1449489234943950851
Sorry, forgot that embedding isn’t working tonight?
Anyway, it’s a tweet about Howard Cosell being braver in 1968 than every NFL announcer today.
Probably not super encouraging, but people have come back from bad shit
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sportscasting.com/a-doctor-explains-how-johnny-knox-suffered-the-most-gruesome-spinal-injury-in-nfl-history/%3famp
I’m not clicking the link with johnny Knox in the name
I’m sure he’ll get the same amount of attention that Ryan shazier got, right fellas?
Extra Thicc
Can move his legs, that is good
I wish my doctor had your same optimism.
Leg momentum!
He’s a kicker but….
You know, for wildcard standings, I should want Seattle to lose this, but I really want to see all those yinzers go home disappointed
Why do you continue to tempt God?
At some point it’s on you.
Damn you’re right.
I think my week cant get worse. Both my real life teams lost, but I’ve got to overcome a 2 point lead with 3 players tomorrow. So I’ll have that .
Watch god finally hit the game with the meteor we’ve hoped for years
Wow, you almost surprised them with that running play Petey!
It must be a Homer, Travis…
Deejay Dallas Multipass
God help us if this goes to Extra Time
I’m sure SHANK’LOR would be kind and just.
Dear Glod, help us pleez!
This game is pissing me off.
Wait until you see how it ends.
Oh, I can see the writing on the wall.
A call 15 years in the making
There are a few women who wish Ben had failed to pump
Ben isn’t the best at controlling the tip.
Absolutely a fumble
YES!!!
That was soooo dumb
FUMBLE!!!
Fuck the tuck rule.
Who died and made Geno Smith competent??
The Jets?
Carroll gave him a talk about ex Jets vs Steelers
Nobody! They’re doing this on the ground. He’s missed like 20 throws already.
Theresa a tavaris jackson joke in here somewhere
That motherfucker has a ring.
Bullee dat
Rush Limbaugh.
No, just kidding. Not about Rush being dead, though. Cause he’s definitely dead.
Do all the Watts have J as a middle inital? Also, how have they proved they are equal to volts times amps?
I’m a huge fan of the ohms.
^^^ Member of the Resistance
/ Tap tap
Is this thing on?
The DFO is quite operational.
Internet dad doing work!
If anyone was wondering, the song Keith Richards sings throughout the Sopranos episode where Pussy gets whacked is actually a Stones song called “Thru and Thru” off the Voodoo Lounge album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NepcAaKXNuM
That was a hard ass episode.
It left repercussions through the entire series.
the talking fish is what got me, that was seven kinds of fucked
Since we’re talking about big puss, when i was younger I always confused his actor, vincent pastore, with Joey Diaz. So in saints of newark, when I realized that Joey Diaz was supposed to be puss’s dad, I was delighted
Nirvana outro music?
What’s next? Tossed fish?
In the preseason the Kraken used a Nirvana song as their goal song. Cliché, but kind of awesome at the same time
Well the Kraken can do now wrong for now.
OMG! Lockett is alive!
I was about to send a card and flowers to his family for their loss.
Is the band in that Google commercial called The Sharts? Good for them!
Cris Collinsworth wishes he could be Big Bens bathroom attendant
This seems…alive.
Well…maybe not so much.