Enjoying a bit of Steelers shodfreuda as I type this-it’s always sweet to see the picked-on kid punch the bully in the mouth. Over and over again.
To The Game!
Browns/Ravens:
-Both these teams come in hurting a bit and will come out of it hurting more. Such is life in the AFC North.
-The Browns seem the more fortunate team here in that LT Conklin is back as well as rb Hunt. That great ground game is leveling up.
-That said, the Ravens defend the run game very well. What they don’t do well is defend the tight end-players have gone off for 678(!) yards and 6 TD’s against them so keep an eye out for Hooper and Njoku.
-Weird! Cleveland gets a bye next week and after that they play the…you guessed it…the Ravens again.
-Lamar! was being touted as an MVP candidate (because it always has to go to a qb, right?) but his offense hasn’t scored more than 17 points in two of the last three games.
-That might have something to do with the Ravens having employed near 1/2 the leagues total of rb’s. The next guy whose career was nearly dead in the water is Devonta Freeman. He’s acquitted himself quite well with 272 yards and 3 TD’s in a short period of time. He should get a half-decent paycheck next year.
-Ravens are 7-3 but it seems a bit precarious when you consider they’ve scraped out wins against the Lions and Bears, oh my!
Enjoy yourself.
Well fuck.
And it’s mercifully over.
My name is Jon Johnson, I live in Wisconsin I work in a lumber mill there…
Watching an illegal stream of SkySports to follow the action… British ads are demented.
British Dental School ads must be wild
Is it the first night of Hanukkah? Happy Hanukkah to anyone of that flavor!
why on earth is this taking so long? Clearly, it bounced.
They have to fire Sassy Ref. Jesus, he’s awful.
Aren’t they all?
Westwood One claims his crew calls the 6th least amount of pennos. I call bullshit, or at least that 25 or so crews are tied for 5th least.
What is a catch?
I think it is.
Njoku killed-a-Quuuueeeeeenn!
I have returned. Interstate 10 is a shitshow. We saw 3 places, put offers on 2. One was a total lowball, but worth taking a flyer on. Probate sale, and it’s in need of updates, so who knows? The other one is more likely.
Yucaipa? Know a few folks from Yucaipa.
One in Cathedral City, the other in Banning.
IIRC, it’s really windy in Banning because of the San Gorgonio Pass
Isn’t the 10 always a shitshow? The reason the 405 is backed up to the Getty Center all day long is 90% due to the whole Santa Monica interchange.
Yes it is, but this was the extra special coming home from Thanksgiving at Grandma’s in the desert/ Arizona. Barely moving. But at least there is endless construction.
Still some pretty hard low desert. Why not stay in Big Bear? Much less meth production.
Gumby vomits every trip we make up or down.
No matter what opinions you hold as a human being, I think we can all agree on one simple, universal truth:
If everyone in the AFC North were executed, I don’t think anyone would mind very much.
Afcnorth.exe
AFCNorth has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
ren nfcsouth.exe afcnorth1.exe
del afcnorth*.exe
$ cd /bin/nfl/afc/
$ ls -l
-rwxr-x—- 2 gingerhammer nfl 666 Jan 4 20:02 afc_east.exe
-rwxr-x—- 2 gingerhammer nfl 666 Jan 4 20:02 afc_north.exe
-rwxr-x—- 2 gingerhammer nfl 666 Jan 4 20:02 afc_south.exe
-rwxr-x—- 2 gingerhammer nfl 666 Jan 4 20:02 afc_west.exe
$ rm -f *east*
rm: cannot remove ‘afc_east.exe’: Permission denied, because Grumblelord owns your ass.
$ sudo rm -f *east*
sudo: HAHAHAHAno.
$ rm -f *north*
rm: Eh, may as well.
Now what if? Great game that what if.
What if Baker Mayfield is actually shitty?
I’m not casting judgment but what if?
That would really suck for Cleveland’s rebuilding effort.
I guess I’m saying Baker Mayfield sucks just to clarify.
The good news is: nobody cares about Cleveland because they suck and are doo-doo heads, so if Baker flames out it’s ok.
Next time I’m bored I will research why brewed coffee caught on in the States, but not anywhere in Europe, and the supplementary mystery of why they never started doing brewed coffee despite the enduring popularity of the Americano and the prevalence of really awful instant coffee that no one likes in the ex-Soviet states
That’s Rocking!
Also I think I’m gonna get one of those Moka coffee pots for the stove.
They seem really useful for making coffee….
Farts currently smelling like egg salad – which I’ve never eaten even once in my entire life. What is my body doing to me here?
Mine have been like “rotting corpse” all year, and I swear I ain’t been eating any of those, neither. GETTING OLD SUCKS.
Sulfuriffic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lud3bgEJeTg
So how bad is this game? Should I keep watching Christmas Bobs Burgers episodes?
Bob > NFL
Yes. It’s bad officiating, bad QB play on both sides, and bad scoring to boot. I have diarrhea right now and am thankful I’m spending more time with my anus burning than watching this abomination.
They are giving me medicine that is actually meant to give you the shits. This is intended to flush the excess ammonia out of my liver and help with the jaundice/cirrhosis/chemical imbalance. It’s weird taking a med that you know is gonna make you miserable, I guess it’s my karma for drinking heavily for nearly 45 years. My anus feels like a goddam lace doily.
No idea, but the answer to the second question is probably yes because Bob’s Burgers is awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s1fHtIVqiQ
They ruled that a catch?
♫♪♪ Anything you can derp, I can derp better ♫♪♪
NBC: “The Browns/Ravens Rivalry is completely one sided. No one knows why.”
Everyone: “Steal their team and force them to start completely over as an Expansion Team.”
Everybody gets a turnover!
I’ll be right there
A Reid
Andy Reid has entered the chat
Fantastic!
— M. Ayo
How is the footballs? It is 4:45 am here and I am at the airport for an early morning flight KBP-MUC-HEL. There are some pretty good raisin cookies, does it mean I’m old that I like raisin cookies?
Raisin cookies are good
Regret to inform. Being up before 5am and enjoying cookies, of any kind, is a strong indicator of experience.
You are heading to HEL anyway, so enjoy them.
It’s going to be a cold day in HEL
Controversially Bold Take: Jimmy Fallon sucks as host of the Tonight Show.
Always has. NAWT a bold taek.
The good doink?
Guess this one’s an insurmountable lead
Not so fast!
— L. Corso donning a OSU helment for some reason
A Tucker FG each quarter. 12-nil, I would take it!
Me too! Or a couple of Bateman TDs.
The Factory is operating more efficiently than the North Pole tonight.
Is this how babies are made?
Maybe in Baltimore if they keep this up.
I can show you, but you might not like the demonstration.
My poster arrived!!
Cincinnati: The City Where Pigs Fly in May and Where Turkey Sadly Don’t Fly in November
And imaginary office doors
Any excuse to post the video! (Not that one is needed.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gKUKOGqpHQ
Here’s the full video.
WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop – YouTube
What the hell is that in the lower right side, some sort of display for peptobismol?
That is a shot set based on a dart board. The bottle in the middle is actually pink rimming salt.
I didn’t know you needed salt for that, is blue salt used for men?
And it proves people will put salt on anything.
They using the CFL rulebook for this game tonight?
Did they award a rouge?
Still time for them to try.
absolutely ridiculous game management by this crew
Oh, this is just insane.
This is a new game: “What is Ready for Play?”.
great teevee, no doubt!
Sassy ref, making no friends
Has there ever been a 0-0 tie in NFL history?
Yes. 73 times.
All Games in Pro Football History with a 0 to 0 score | Pro-Football-Reference.com
The box scores are funny. But don’t see the number of punts
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What did the Browns do to their away numbers?!
To better match their play
Found a funny;
me: the problem is my balls are so huge they make my dick LOOK small when it’s actually average
cop: [through a megaphone] there are people down here that love you, don’t jump
“But if you must jump, try to land on your balls!”
Hopefully the Browns can also
Everyone .500 or better in AFC North AND AFC West. Worst is Yinzers at 5-5-1
Man, I hope Joan Jett made some serious bank for selling “I Hate Myself For Loving You” for this shit.
Gotta believe that she did.
or she hates her agent for shorting her
I look forward to her updated remix “I Hate that Bitch for Screwin’ Me!”
OK, now I need the story on why Lemonjello hates Joan Jett and doesn’t want her to make money.
Stupid tablet and my fat fingers at work. I have no animosity toward Ms Jett.
Chris Simms, Jack Collinsworth. You’re in an elevator with both failsons and have a gun with one bullet: What do you do?
/You shoot the elevator cord and take one for humanity. Don’t worry, they’ll be naming high schools after you for generations.
This will be an ugly AFC North game with multiple injuries. One gruesome.
You have been warned.
Come on, Balls. I was tumescent enough already!