We’ve reached the part of the sked where some Saturday games are played and that’s just fine with me. At the rate things are going, I’d like to see a triple header a week from now and maybe a midnight game as well. Call it The Full Moon Bowl. Lean into the shit, NFL, just blow it all the fuck up-maybe 24 straight hours of football the last Friday of the regular season? How ’bout it? I’m in!
Some Thoughts/Updates:
-I’m glad to read that Chargers tight end Parham is (relatively) fine-t’was a wee bit scary seeing his lights go out live.
-There’s another two-timing coach in the NFL! Ok, maybe I should be more specific about Sean Payton: he’s gotten Covid for a second time.
-TEAM, in desperate need of someone, anyone, to play on the defensive side of the ball on Sunday(?), Monday(?), Tuesday(?) has just lifted two difference makers in Allen and Sweat from the Covid list. Surely it’s just sweet timing but one must always give the side eye to Washington when circumstances appear a bit serendipitous.
To The Game!
Pats/Colts:
-I thought I had a league winner in rb Taylor but Old Bill is going to take him out of this game, isn’t he? The dude has been averaging 140 yards from scrimmage so even if he’s slowed down a bit he should get 100 and a TD, right?
-Speaking of being taken out of a game, Macaroon Jones has been taking quite the ribbing for tossing a mere 3 passes in the Windy Bowl last week vs Buffalo. Folks might want to be aware that in the three games previous he had a 6:1 TD/INT number, a 79% completion average and (somehow) an 8.8 ypa.
-Damien is out tonight so rook Rhamondre (Woo, spelled it right without even looking) gets the rock. Earlier in the year he got the “Robinson Treatment” in that he was benched for fumbling but he’s worked his way back into the good graces of The Hoodie.
-As opposed to the Pats stifling D the Colts are a bit up and down. Over the last 10 games they’ve held 6 opponents to under 20 points but in the other 4 the other team has gone for 30+.
Do some jibber-jabbering down below.
So yesterday was the tenth anniversary of my college graduation.
Meaning today was the tenth anniversary of my dad taking me to the the colts game because they were so much cheaper than bears tickets. It was the suck for luck season. I went in the hope that the 0-10 colts would lose to the titans.
And they won.
So three things.
1. I’m bad luck at sports games. I’ve been to two bears games and they lost, been to 2 cubs games and they lost, been to two white Sox games and they lost, my one “victory” was seeing the bulls beat the pacers in 2004 two weeks after the malice in the palace
2. Holy fuck am I old, and so are any other hold overs from the old site
3. There’s a 1/8 chance I miss the fantasy playoffs. That’s looking to be the most likely scenario so far
SUDDEN MOMENTUM CHANGE!!!
Wentz: Jesus take the wheel!
/throws pass into double-coverage
Jesus: Motherfuc….
McCourty Pats Defense snags the INT
THATS ROCKINGGGG
That should definitely go as a “Pats Defense INT”, since most of them were within 5 yards of the ball.
Sorry, sorry, upon further review I did a disservice to Wentz.
He threw that ball into triple coverage.
Wentz wentzing it up. Chucklefuck.
THIS GUY HUNTER HENRY, I CALL HIM SANTA ANITA RACETRACK BECAUSE HE’S KILLING THESE COLTS!
Banner this.
Even if I am a fan of two muffs a day.
*updates xmas card list*
mac trying out his cutler style throws!
Hold my beer
-Wentz
Unimaginative run play on 3rd and short followed by a missed field goal?
/Joe Judge has entered the game
HAIL SHAN’KHLOR FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW
Now we are having a fun game!
Hahahaha
Players gettin chippy
Players getting ejected
That’s Rocking!
Double ejection at The Gravy Boat!
DRAGA! DRAGA!
Ref got shoved to the ground. Fucking fantastic!
ECW! ECW! ECW!
Wentz is going to do his level best to put the Patriots back in this.
Wentz on a draw seems quite dumb given he is as brittle as he is religious.
He’s also as dumb as he is brittle and religious, so he’s not going to stop doing it, nor will he stop making ill-advised passes.
Mac Jones is seeing so many ghosts he thinks he’s back in Alabama on a Friday night.
Because ghosts wear white sheets, you see.
Um, that was a first down.
He caught the ball for a first down, but then his own momentum took him back past the marker and the Clots got him before he could get back.
Also it’s the Patriots, so
Troof.
So NAWT FAYUH?
Did the refs just remember that they can throw flags, and now they are going mad with power?
Michael McCorkle “Mac” Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyOavMV8vw
Well, it was nice knowing ya, Rhomandre
LOL seriously tho
Pats are poopin rite now 💩
This is the point in the season where everyone starts tripping over their own dicks and the Chiefs waltz their way to the #1 seed.
More like Goodgley.
THERE’S the Dakota Jeebus we are used to.
Christ you guys are sharing a brain fo sho! What’s it like in Horatio’s Head?
Roomier than I imagined.
Well, it’s pretty well known that I have a locker to keep most of my stuff in.
It’s a dark place, and full of puppets.
I do like, however, that Wentz fucked up and like 5 of us immediately pounced.
There’s the dumbass Carson Wentz I recall from the NFC East.
You can just see Reich’s “you’re up three scores at home, throw it away dipshit” thought bubble.
That’s what happens when you don’t run 7/8 plays
Wentz is such a dumbfuck.
FAHCK!!! FAHCK!!! NAWT FAYUH!! THEY’AH NAWT SUPPOS’D TO CATCH OWAH BALLS!!!
MACAROONCEPTION!!!!!
SUDDEN LACK OF CHANGE
I know she smells nice.
The beer is going down like water tonight, so I’m taking a water break.
Hope Kevin Garnett notes this with an approving hard stare.
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I dig Pam’s jacket!
Pam got style.
I hope she smells nice.
Well, there’s ventilation in case she doesn’t…
Is Lamar Game Time Decision tomorrow or OUT?
He’s playing, but his entire leg is on the covid list and that’s the leg with the GOOD ankle
Game Time Decision
Does that mean he’s doing the DFO Comments of the Week this week? I’m sure GTD could use a break.
No rest in the content mines
My first name isn’t Lamar
I bet she smells nice.
Probably has access to a car freshner.
We should have FITBAW for every Christmas. Throw the adults a bone for surviving the morning.
My sister has commandeered Xmas this year, requiring me to drive 2 hours each way. She will have the football game on, or I will turn around and leave.
my sister did the same with Xmas (even though I am the oldest), but I just started opting out.
She’s using a dying dog as an excuse this year, so this one’s a freebie.
That Humps vs Cards game looks good too.
BOOOOOO
FAAAACCCKKKKKK
That’s not rocking
Clots’ D jealous of the O and ST
These Fat Humps are likable once you get used to the smell
MACAROONCEPTION!!!
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The Legend of White Mac did a business.
Hunter Henry sounds like two thirds of a gun-making company.
Hobo Huntin’ Hunter Henry!
That’s their knife subsidiary.
$10 says his middle name is either Winchester or Remington
Interesting strategy of letting the Clots run all over your D so they’re tired in the 2nd half. Let’s see how that works out for the P*ts.
Jakobi Meyers should have a website, and call it The Jakobin
Instead of the NFLPA he can join the Industrious Recivers of the gRumblelord (IRR), aka the Robblies
Pats down 17-0
That’s not Rocking…
Mac and co gotta get some pts before halftime 😬
WHAT THE FAHK?
— SANTAWMMY
“You’re trying to take advantage of a big tight end”
Balls, on the phone to his attorney: “Yes, hello, Greg Olson has violated the terms of my Tinder profile…yes, I’ll hold.”
/ somewhere in Puerto Rico, a cell phone rings…
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MUCH PATRIOT SHIT PUSHED IN SINCE EVERYONE SENT DILDOS TO AMMON BUNDY’S COMPOUND
Lol, forgot about that!
I love that DFO has an insider in Humpsville at the stadium.
We shall NOE ALL ITS SECRETS, soon!
Yes!!!! That’s Rockingggg!
So far, Spam’s Mahomes is just edging my Rhamondre by the narrowest 30.6-1.6 margin.