To The Games!
Bengals/Broncos:
This is a killer for the team that gets the L. Both sqaudoos sit at 7-6 but are sitting just outside of a wild card slot. With the Browns being decimated by Covid (and Mullens at qb) and potentially losing to Las Vegas on tomorrow, (5pm statr time, baby!) Cincy can make up some badly-needed ground or otherwise their fate falls into everyone else’s hands. Denver needs this to pull even with the Chargers and Colts. The defense that has given up the least amount of points in the AFC (and it isn’t even close) will have to step up yet again.
Falcons/Niners:
Maybe your league winner is George Kittle? The Brittle Kittle has posted back-to-back 150 yard receiving games! This may be related to Deebo doing his very best Cordarelle Patterson imitation by running in 5 TD’s in the last 4 games. Maybe he’s a league winner? He best keep the ‘wr’ position next to his name though because we all know what happens to Niner rb’s once they see any kind of action.
Packers/Ravens:
So there’s a chance? Lamar hasn’t been completely ruled out for this game-just mostly. Given that he has a bone bruise on his ankle, no doubt we’ll be treated to the qb stylings of Tyler Huntley, the guy whose name reminds me of one of those characters on Nickelodeon that I didn’t watch when my kids were kids. The Ravens still sit atop their division despite a two game losing slide. Green Bay is also all kinds of beaten up but the trio of Adams, Jones and Dillon should be enough to turn the trick here.
Type it up!
Go for two!
I hate Harbaugh, but love that
My quibble is there was plenty of time for GB to get a response score. They’d likely play it more conservative at 31-all.
Huntly! He’s ketchup!
You best believe Harbs would go for two AGAIN. And he’d be RIGHT. Again.
(actually they scored too fast for that)
Is Mark Andrews the last starter the ravens had? Did he already win the tontine?
Apparently Bateman died at some point, so yes.
C’mon Ballsitchmore!
Lock is such a fuckup.
/throws it out of bounds on 4th down. What a complete dumbshit.
Lucky for him, he has that giant cock to get him through the rest of life.
That doesn’t help me in my life.
(DFO Fact Checking Algorithm has found inaccuracies in this post)
“Why do we gotta cut these things so damn close!”
-Marty McFly, Back to the Future Part III
-Bengals fans, multiple instances
We done with tornado donations already? Nice.
“We sure are!” – Joe Manchin
The Dems gotta excommunicate that guy the first chance they get. He makes me look like Bernie Sanders!
He’s old-school organized labor. While that is a demographic that’s been reddish-purple recently, it’s still one that current Dems should be more sympathetic to. Sinema, however, is just a contrarian dick.
I sent over some paper towels so they should be good now
Only counts if you threw them.
I sent over American flags. They’re good.
Thoughts and prayers is all they get from me.
No Troy, Brett ain’t watching green bay games. I guarantee it.
Prepares them for the add ons to the actual price.
Aw, poor Matt Ryan
Locke gets a fumble and a tackle on the stat line in one play.
Matty Ice gettin’ drilled by a Tartt.
Jamie Tartt?
Double turnover in DEN
Someone please check on Hippo
He is ankle deep in 2127 season of Football Manager.
I’ve heard good things about striker |#Qq>~ from The United Hot Sauce States of The Caribbean!
I can’t believe they invaded Barbuda in 2092
The holovid footage of the Scoville Campaign was really disturbing.
2128-29, you mean! And actually, was drafting me column.
Absolute nutball, multi fumble sequence in Denver.
Local news graphic for TEAM:
Not overt enough!
-Associate Producer
1st down donks?
Just woke up from a nap. Saw Cards/Lions score.
Not sure if still dreaming.
Was it close? If so, yes, you are still dreaming.
Ded Teddy
He dies a lot.
The Red Zone scroll says he has movement in all extremities.
Odd they didn’t do that for the other fella…
he can feel “touch”. that’s good
Should have been Rodgers
I appreciate that they are showing football on both the ‘special event’ channels
Adams has “Throw the Interference Flag Because I Didn’t Catch It” Syndrome.
Chili for dinner. Back in a bit.
That’s cool it’s Left-eye that will burn down your house.
Just go to half!
“Like Joe Rogan told me, and I’ll never forget his words, [takes deep, serious breath] ‘Any Bro’s death diminishes me, because I am involved with my fellow Bros, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell toes, it toes for me’.”
-Qaaron Rodgers
A most very Donks ending to the half.
The grounds crew are scooping up piles of poop?
Elle McPherson with the 58 yarder!
More like McMaNOs
I could go watch SNF at the Aquatheater, but I don’t think I will
Like a theatre that is an aquarium???
Nah, nothing that cool. It is a theater on the fake boardwalk deck near where the kids stuff is
The Book of Boba Fett. Fuck and YES.
Well, I had hope in 1 matchup. It is now gone. Wonder if I can bet on some Honduran footy to ease ALL 4 of my ff losses.
Oh for fuck’s sake, do we really need a Hallmark special about QAaron’s toe? Suck it up, covidcup.
If I see him in a crowd, at least I know which foot to step on I guess
Burrow’s innate ability to get sacked rivals that of Danny Dimes.
Mark Andrews is killing me already
But, is he killing you softly with his song?
ONE TIME
TWO TIMES…
Give it to me, THREE TIMES…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7322l_JC8Y4
Roughing the Rodgers, 15 yards and first down
Is his toe ok, though?
Easy there, Rex.
Found a funny;
zookeeper: have you folks seen the lions yet?
me: no, not yet!
zookeeper : ok *starts sweating* well stay calm and let someone know if you do
My case foar grandkids
This is one of those rare occasions where watching Red Zone buffer is probably an accurate representation of what I would be watching if the connection didn’t suck!
What the hell was that‽ You can’t run over the returner! Oh so speshul.
Imma guess “plus size male model” means “tuck in shirts cost extra”.
Should I feel any better about this QAron state farm ad because he’s always fucking wrong
Dammit Harbs. You have Tucker!
I know your defense scares you, but take the 3.
Imagine if Kittle had Mahomes as his QB.
Wouldn’t that just make him Kelce?
Could be worse, could have Glennon.
–Mike Glennon
Mark Andrews with Mahomes would be the best ever. That freakin’ guy is the clisest thing to The Terminator..
LOL
He looks high and/or homeless there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQjnCoDgqEM&ab_channel=ParquetCourts-Topic
He steals catalytic converters if you must know.
He wouldn’t turn up his nose at any copper wire or pipe found “just laying around.”
He looks like the protagonist of a Hold Steady song.
Just three late fixtures, yet they will still show like 4 plays of Donks/WKRP
You know my feeling on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoYEr6NdmE
Here I was refreshing the AM thread like a chump.
Have Deci show you how to get to the next post
Gonna go read for awhile.
Historical treatise or menu?
Hoping ATL misses THE FG
Haha went for it on 4th and incomplete pass.
Fuck the NFL, fuck Goodell, fuck Britt Reid, fuck Joe Buck, fuck these postgame show chuckleheads, fuck this shit; I’m gonna go rake some leaves.
“Fuck These Leaves!”
-RTD, later
Fuck this r—
There it is!
Now I can do some hate watching. Go Ratbirds!