Your Second NFL Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread

To The Games!

Bengals/Broncos:

This is a killer for the team that gets the L. Both sqaudoos sit at 7-6 but are sitting just outside of a wild card slot. With the Browns being decimated by Covid (and Mullens at qb) and potentially losing to Las Vegas on tomorrow, (5pm statr time, baby!) Cincy can make up some badly-needed ground or otherwise their fate falls into everyone else’s hands. Denver needs this to pull even with the Chargers and Colts. The defense that has given up the least amount of points in the AFC (and it isn’t even close) will have to step up yet again.

Falcons/Niners:

Maybe your league winner is George Kittle? The Brittle Kittle has posted back-to-back 150 yard receiving games! This may be related to Deebo doing his very best Cordarelle Patterson imitation by running in 5 TD’s in the last 4 games. Maybe he’s a league winner? He best keep the ‘wr’ position next to his name though because we all know what happens to Niner rb’s once they see any kind of action.

Packers/Ravens:

So there’s a chance? Lamar hasn’t been completely ruled out for this game-just mostly. Given that he has a bone bruise on his ankle, no doubt we’ll be treated to the qb stylings of Tyler Huntley, the guy whose name reminds me of one of those characters on Nickelodeon that I didn’t watch when my kids were kids. The Ravens still sit atop their division despite a two game losing slide. Green Bay is also all kinds of beaten up but the trio of Adams, Jones and Dillon should be enough to turn the trick here.

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Don T

Go for two!
I hate Harbaugh, but love that

King Hippo

My quibble is there was plenty of time for GB to get a response score. They’d likely play it more conservative at 31-all.

Doktor Zymm

Huntly! He’s ketchup!

King Hippo

You best believe Harbs would go for two AGAIN. And he’d be RIGHT. Again.

King Hippo

(actually they scored too fast for that)

Doktor Zymm

Is Mark Andrews the last starter the ravens had? Did he already win the tontine?

Mr. Ayo

Apparently Bateman died at some point, so yes.

Doktor Zymm

C’mon Ballsitchmore!

King Hippo

Lucky for him, he has that giant cock to get him through the rest of life.

Redshirt

That doesn’t help me in my life.

(DFO Fact Checking Algorithm has found inaccuracies in this post)

Redshirt

“Why do we gotta cut these things so damn close!”
-Marty McFly, Back to the Future Part III
-Bengals fans, multiple instances

NotShogunButShogun

We done with tornado donations already? Nice.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“We sure are!” – Joe Manchin

Redshirt

The Dems gotta excommunicate that guy the first chance they get. He makes me look like Bernie Sanders!

Doktor Zymm

He’s old-school organized labor. While that is a demographic that’s been reddish-purple recently, it’s still one that current Dems should be more sympathetic to. Sinema, however, is just a contrarian dick.

Doktor Zymm

I sent over some paper towels so they should be good now

NotShogunButShogun

Only counts if you threw them.

Redshirt

I sent over American flags. They’re good.

Gumbygirl

Thoughts and prayers is all they get from me.

NotShogunButShogun

No Troy, Brett ain’t watching green bay games. I guarantee it.

litre_cola

Prepares them for the add ons to the actual price.

Doktor Zymm

Aw, poor Matt Ryan

clint greasewood

Locke gets a fumble and a tackle on the stat line in one play.

Petronel

Matty Ice gettin’ drilled by a Tartt.

Game Time Decision

Jamie Tartt?

Game Time Decision

Double turnover in DEN

Someone please check on Hippo

litre_cola

He is ankle deep in 2127 season of Football Manager.

litre_cola

I can’t believe they invaded Barbuda in 2092

Dunstan

The holovid footage of the Scoville Campaign was really disturbing.

King Hippo

2128-29, you mean! And actually, was drafting me column.

Petronel

Local news graphic for TEAM:

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Don T

Not overt enough!

-Associate Producer

clint greasewood

1st down donks?

Petronel

Just woke up from a nap. Saw Cards/Lions score.

Not sure if still dreaming.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Was it close? If so, yes, you are still dreaming.

Mr. Ayo

Ded Teddy

NotShogunButShogun

He dies a lot.

ballsofsteelandfury

The Red Zone scroll says he has movement in all extremities.

Odd they didn’t do that for the other fella…

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Spur

he can feel “touch”. that’s good

Spur

Should have been Rodgers

Doktor Zymm

I appreciate that they are showing football on both the ‘special event’ channels

LemonJello

Chili for dinner. Back in a bit.

litre_cola

That’s cool it’s Left-eye that will burn down your house.

Spur

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NotShogunButShogun

Just go to half!

King Hippo

A most very Donks ending to the half.

LemonJello

The grounds crew are scooping up piles of poop?

Mr. Ayo

More like McMaNOs

Doktor Zymm

I could go watch SNF at the Aquatheater, but I don’t think I will

litre_cola

Like a theatre that is an aquarium???

Doktor Zymm

Nah, nothing that cool. It is a theater on the fake boardwalk deck near where the kids stuff is

LemonJello

The Book of Boba Fett. Fuck and YES.

litre_cola

Well, I had hope in 1 matchup. It is now gone. Wonder if I can bet on some Honduran footy to ease ALL 4 of my ff losses.

Doktor Zymm

Oh for fuck’s sake, do we really need a Hallmark special about QAaron’s toe? Suck it up, covidcup.

Doktor Zymm

If I see him in a crowd, at least I know which foot to step on I guess

litre_cola

Mark Andrews is killing me already

LemonJello

But, is he killing you softly with his song?

ThePirateSloth

ONE TIME

NotShogunButShogun

TWO TIMES…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Give it to me, THREE TIMES…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7322l_JC8Y4

Recovery Whiskey

Roughing the Rodgers, 15 yards and first down

LemonJello

Easy there, Rex.

rockingdog

Found a funny;

zookeeper: have you folks seen the lions yet?

me: no, not yet!

zookeeper : ok *starts sweating* well stay calm and let someone know if you do

Don T

My case foar grandkids
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Doktor Zymm

This is one of those rare occasions where watching Red Zone buffer is probably an accurate representation of what I would be watching if the connection didn’t suck!

NotShogunButShogun

What the hell was that‽ You can’t run over the returner! Oh so speshul.

Don T

Imma guess “plus size male model” means “tuck in shirts cost extra”.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Should I feel any better about this QAron state farm ad because he’s always fucking wrong

Mr. Ayo

Dammit Harbs. You have Tucker!

Spur

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NotShogunButShogun

I know your defense scares you, but take the 3.

King Hippo

Imagine if Kittle had Mahomes as his QB.

Mr. Ayo

Wouldn’t that just make him Kelce?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Could be worse, could have Glennon.

–Mike Glennon

Don T

Mark Andrews with Mahomes would be the best ever. That freakin’ guy is the clisest thing to The Terminator..

rockingdog

LOL

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Game Time Decision

He looks high and/or homeless there

litre_cola

He steals catalytic converters if you must know.

LemonJello

He wouldn’t turn up his nose at any copper wire or pipe found “just laying around.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He looks like the protagonist of a Hold Steady song.

King Hippo

Just three late fixtures, yet they will still show like 4 plays of Donks/WKRP

litre_cola

You know my feeling on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoYEr6NdmE

litre_cola

Here I was refreshing the AM thread like a chump.

Game Time Decision

Have Deci show you how to get to the next post

ArmedandHammered

Gonna go read for awhile.

Don T

Historical treatise or menu?

Game Time Decision

Hoping ATL misses THE FG

Game Time Decision

Haha went for it on 4th and incomplete pass.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuck the NFL, fuck Goodell, fuck Britt Reid, fuck Joe Buck, fuck these postgame show chuckleheads, fuck this shit; I’m gonna go rake some leaves.

Don T

Fuck this r—
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Spur

Now I can do some hate watching. Go Ratbirds! comment image