Your Post-Turkey (or Ham, or Whatever) Colts/Cards Footballing Thread

Have we reached the denouement phase of the evening or are you still going strong? I’d love to say that like a few of you, I’d be able to sneak away from obligations and watch me a little football but I don’t think that’ll be the case until at least the second half of the game. Oh well…

To The Game!

Indy/Arizonny:

-The Colts will force Kyler into an interception because he’s been a giver in 5 of his last 6 and Indy leads the league in forced turnovers with 17.

-If Jonathan Taylor (current status: Invincible) scores a TD on the ground this evening he will set an NFL record with a rushing score in 12 straight tilts.

-One must think that Kyler is much more beat up than is being let on, what with rushing for a mere three yards in that pathetic loss to the Lions last week.

-The duo of Conner and Chase have their work cut out for them since the Colts allow the fourth-least fantasy points to the rb spot and rank 3rd in run defense DVOA.

-Third Time Lucky?-This will be the third week in a row that Arizona will try to clinch that elusive playoff berth. As noted above, things didn’t go all that well in Detroit last week but t’was the same deal with the Rams before that.

-Though it’s unrealistic for them to catch the Titans in their division, with a win the Colts chances of making the playoffs rise to 82%.

Go after it in the comments.

 

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Dunstan

I declare my Beef Wellington project a success.

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Dunstan

The reveal.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Looks amazeballs. Totally underrated dish.

Gumbygirl

Ooooh, yum! Your duxelles look magnifique! And the pastry didn’t get soggy, bravo!

herodotus450

If I ever get to use a time machine, I think I’ll go back and pose as a fake notary in charge of the Three Stooges’s contract, so it will be invalid and they’ll get to negotiate a fairer shake because of it.

TheRevanchist

Just watched an episode of the Robocop TV show from the 90’s. It’s so campy

King Hippo

Taking Bonfire Cult’s lead, Spam and Balls’ Bruins are laying the groundwork to weasel out of facing NC State on Tuesday. BOO!!!!!!

SonOfSpam

Dammit, haven’t seen anything yet. Sincerely hope not.

For the record, I am a fan but Balls is the alum. His fault when you think about it.

Gumbygirl

The last thing I saw, they left a few players behind. Did it get worse? I hope they get to play.

King Hippo

Joy to the World, you get mini-Hippo Thoughts in the morning. I want to do my (very little) bit to justify the big imaginary bucks DFO pays me.

yeah right

Give the governor harrumph!

Gumbygirl

My beef tenderloin was good, but I burnt the shit out of my arm getting the ludicrously huge roasting pan out of the oven. Apparently my sisters in law roast oxen or something. So I’m having 2 (two!) glasses of wine and mucho marihuana. If it gets silly in here, you have been warned!

SonOfSpam

Sorry about your arm, but at least you’re treating it properly.

Gumbygirl

I’m practically a doctor.

yeah right

The great unspoken is the kitchen scars.

Look, I got this one lifting an aluminum pan by its side.

It’s alright it was only roasting for 3 hours.

Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

YES I love a good steak,

Brick Meathook
Mr. Ayo

And Buddy’s fantisies.

Horatio Cornblower

The Colts prevent defense may prevent me from winning this week. I need Taylor back on the field.

King Hippo

Prater’s day would have REALLY pissed me off, if I wasn’t already out of money league playoffs.

Instead, it just made me HARF. Fat people are the WORST.

/yes, Hippo is also fat (and fully included)

hippofant

Is it even necessary to hit Carson Wentz, Cardinals?

Gumbygirl

Seriously. Just give him one of these, he’ll crumble into dust.

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Mr. Ayo

Pretty sure Patmon is a rasta name.

Horatio Cornblower

He’s going to have to get very lucky on a defensive breakdown.

Mr. Ayo

“No Time To Doink”

— 00Prater

SonOfSpam

D’OINK

hippofant

DOINK

WCS

“No days of.”

— Shank’lor

Petronel

All hail Our Lady of the DOINK.

TheRevanchist

Colt McCoy might be the team MVP.