A Sunday Night Win/Draw and IN Thread

That’s right.  Tonight could be the greatest night of our lives.  It is in the interest of Les Clippers du Merde and That’s Rikki’s Raiders to do nothing but take knees tonight.  A draw gets both into the playoffs.  And people’s heads would goddamned explode at the audacity.  Look, George Carlin basically raised me as a third parent.  I am 100% an entropy fan, and this would be the most entropic story ever told.

All thanks to Dakota Jeebus, going into Duuuuuuvvvvaaaallll as a 16.5-point favoUrite, and shitting himself magnificently.  Hey, he should have known that’s a side effect of horse de-wormer.

My blessed fantasy vision is especially desired, because otherwise The Ben will make The Playoffs.  And he’s really behind on his Call of Duty missions as is.

Banner image courtesy of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, law abiding Raiders fan (allegedly).  His bandana and wing-wang are no doubt poised and ready.  Pill up, crack a beer, and enjoy.  We will miss this garbage when it’s gone.