That’s right. Tonight could be the greatest night of our lives. It is in the interest of Les Clippers du Merde and That’s Rikki’s Raiders to do nothing but take knees tonight. A draw gets both into the playoffs. And people’s heads would goddamned explode at the audacity. Look, George Carlin basically raised me as a third parent. I am 100% an entropy fan, and this would be the most entropic story ever told.
All thanks to Dakota Jeebus, going into Duuuuuuvvvvaaaallll as a 16.5-point favoUrite, and shitting himself magnificently. Hey, he should have known that’s a side effect of horse de-wormer.
My blessed fantasy vision is especially desired, because otherwise The Ben will make The Playoffs. And he’s really behind on his Call of Duty missions as is.
Banner image courtesy of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, law abiding Raiders fan (allegedly). His bandana and wing-wang are no doubt poised and ready. Pill up, crack a beer, and enjoy. We will miss this garbage when it’s gone.
Raiders when the Chargers called timeout when they were passively running out the clock.
YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW – YouTube
Thank You Raiders!
Amen sister!
They’re her favorite team tonight, don’t tell the others.
I was rooting hard for them tonight!
RIKKI’S WING WANG IS ON THE LOOSE!!!
Somebody get him so lotion; he’s gonna chafe something fierce.
Does this still happen if the clippers du merde don’t call that time out? I think yes but also fuck them.
true and also true
That just made no sense.
Apparently Carr basically said they were gonna let the clock run. Until the timeout
“Look Lisa – you can spot the exact moment when the Chargers fan’s heart breaks in half.”
The California teams beat the L.A. teams in OT today.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You could have woo’d at the same volume had Carr taken a knee
But he didn’t! You know why? Because I’m his favorite!
I am earnestly happy for you!
You’re forever damned to be a Raiders’ fan. Congratulations.
The Chargers-Raiders rivalry is about to reach 2010s Bengals-Steelers for the next few years.
tbh chargers had no business winning that game so the end result is just
Only the Spanoi would deny us true amusement
WHYYYYYYYYYY
Is Mark Davis going to celebrate with a new haircut and ice cream?
I’m convinced he wears a wig.
On the one hand, the lack of a tie sucks.
On the other hand, fuck Dean Spanos.
Hahahahahahahaha!
Tease
well fuck
I hope this ends with a blocked FG TD.
“A tie? But I don’t have a sister to kiss.”
— Mark Davis
Bobble the snap please!
The Chargers messed up by breaking the detente.
Ben Roethlisberger did not consent to other people determining what happens to his well being
They are going laying for a tie…
The “Fuck you America” tags worked!
TIE TIE TIE
DON’T TAKE THE FIELD GOAL
we were so close
For the first time in my adult life, I agree with Cris. Wat.
I need a GIF of that Pittsburgh fan, stat!
Chargers are going to lose by 3 because they can’t stop Josh Jacobs’s corpse.
Unbelieveable.
Steelers fan in the crowd just figured out the fix is in.
If they kick like a 55 yard field goal with no time remaining I’m going to be pissed.
He’s pissed.
Are they doing it?
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick
TAKE A KNEE
Hey jerks, take a hint!
NFL officiating continues to be absolutely laughable.
WarGames – “The Only Winning Move” – YouTube
Nothing more appropriate than the Ben’s future being decided against his will.
This is the banner quote if God is just over the next few minutes.
Narrator: There is no god.
OH MY GOD!
We need a four-minute drill.
No one wants to listen to the scenarios in your head Cris
KEEP THE CLOCK RUNNING
Any Steeler fans in the Clubhouse? Do we need to hide the sharp objects?
WCS, I think.
But he’s probably got access to a castle’s worth of sharp weapons now, so we’re just gonna have to trust him.
Balls, too. Sorry in advance, pal.
If this was scripted, I just want to say, BRAVO
Why the fuck don’t they just take a knee?
The same reason they keep leaving chairs and ladders under professional wrestling rings.
Because they don’t want to have to play the chargers again
This is honestly a great game that is being overshadowed by jokes
I don’t care. Fuck yinzers
I have no words. This is incredible.
I Think You Should Leave Presents Raiders vs Chargers NFL Season Finale
Steelers fans would be shitting themselves right now if it weren’t for the oxy