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Sexy Friday – 2022 MLK Weekend

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It’s a long weekend in the US again! WOOOOOO!! Not much to say today. Let’s get right to it.

As far as the music, no puzzle but I am featuring an artist I’ve discovered and that I like.

Today’s pictures are once again courtesy of you perverts. Thank you very much for your contributions!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 11 pictures of the week.

h/t Don T
h/t Brick
h/t clint greasewood
h/t Gumbygirl
h/t RTD
h/t RTD
h/t Don T
h/t 2Pack
h/t 2Pack (Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week!)
h/t Beerguyrob
h/t Spur

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, I present to you an artist I’ve discovered on Sirius XM Chill. Last year, I brought you Cannons. This year, I bring you RลฎFลฎS DU SOL. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

RลฎFลฎS DU SOL – Next to Me

Canciรณn Nรบmero Dos:

RลฎFลฎS DU SOL – Treat You Better

Chanson Numรฉro Trois:

RลฎFลฎS DU SOL – You Were Right

Canzone numero quattro:

RลฎFลฎS DU SOL – Say A Prayer For Me

Canรงรฃo nรบmero cinco

RลฎFลฎS DU SOL – Be With You

Seigarren zenbakia:

RลฎFลฎS DU SOL – See You Again

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If #6 is a 6.7% is that a win or a disappointment?

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TheRevanchist

Both. Hit the hard liquor and pass out. Time to reset from smallest again tomorrow morning, but not before 7. You ainโ€™t no lush!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Poured another DIPA.

So tonight it’s been 6%, 8.2%, 5.3%, 9.2%, 9.4%

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Doktor Zymm

Ein outlier, aber still ein trend! Trinken sie mair!

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Doktor Zymm

I don’t have a folding bar. I feel far less slick.

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Gumbygirl

I have to get up at the crack o’dawn tomorrow. Later my taters!

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2Pack

buona notte

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Doktor Zymm

Sweet dreams!

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TheRevanchist

Who is Dawn?

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Doktor Zymm

Damn there were some ugly ass dudes in 1965!

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2Pack

Well in our defense… we could not grow out a beehive. Different times…

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Doktor Zymm

I am using “The Cincinnati Kid” as a reference, so it may just be the american midwest. There are still ugly ass dudes in the midwest nowadays, although they’re smart enough to grow facial hair.

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2Pack

I am from midwestern roots, and you are correct ma’am.

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Gumbygirl

Counterpoint:

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Gumbygirl

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Gumbygirl

George Harrison could get it.

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2Pack

I was always a Stones fan. But please… no Kieth Richards pics…

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Gumbygirl

Me too.

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Gumbygirl

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TheRevanchist

I knew I was born a few decades too late.

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Doktor Zymm

LOL, McQueen is the ‘Kid’ and is supposed to be super young, but he’s clearly middle aged, at least 45 probably older, BUT HE DA KID

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Doktor Zymm

Funnily enough his ladies are early 20s/late teens

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Doktor Zymm

The Cincinnati Kid! Better than the chili! Better than the Bengals! Better than who Steve McQueen actually was!

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Doktor Zymm

When I was a teenager and this drunk I would look in the mirror and think I was totally hot. Nowadays, I look at my feet and am really happy about slippers. Both are good!

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Gumbygirl

I am rocking a pair of red plaid mules. One says “Bear” the other “Mama.”

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Doktor Zymm

YES!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This beer is very good but what if I only have like 6?

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yeah right

I drove to the store today and they loaded up my trunk with alcohol.

We ARE in the future.

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Dunstan

If you only drink six of them, I think the brewer and all the workers will be offended. Better not risk it.

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Doktor Zymm

6 whats?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Charles Whitman Sampler

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Doktor Zymm

Careful with the fruity nugats.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So far IPA, DIPA, Kolsch, DIPA

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Doktor Zymm

2 more beers! 2 more beers!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I mean, this movie has like 90 minutes left so yeah

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Gumbygirl

That’s the recommended serving size. It’s why they sell them in 6 packs.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Saints scored a couple of goals, so no lowest score. Solid Pies win.

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Horatio Cornblower

Just watched ‘The Power of the Dog’

Not an uplifting movie, but very good acting. I can, however, never watch a Kirsten Dunst movie without being reminded of the line RTD dug from the old What Would Tyler Durden Do site. I know Rikki’s put the line out there before, but it’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever read. The guy that ran the site, for reasons that were never clear to me, hated Dunst. At one point he wrote (probably getting some of the set up wrong here), “If Kirsten Dunst and I were in a car and we crashed in the winter and had to huddle together for warmth in order to survive the night they would find me the next morning with icicles on my nose and a sneer on my face.”

Anyway, watch the movie. Cumberbatch is very good in it, and Dunst might be even better. But good luck watching her and not thinking about being stuck in a snowbank with her.

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yeah right

I liked it. But I got so many “There Will Be Blood” vibes that I couldn’t get past that.

The music, the distant setting shots.
It almost felt like an homage.

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Horatio Cornblower

I got more of a “Legends of the Fall’ vibe, with less Brad-Pitt-Eaten-By-A-Bear, but for the same reasons.

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Doktor Zymm

I just remember her from “Interview With A Vampire” which I was obsessed with in 7th grade. Middle schoolers probably shouldn’t read too much Anne Rice, but that’s probably not a concern for people nnowadays.

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Gumbygirl

It still infuriates me that they cast Tom Cruise as Lestat. He has zero sex appeal. I bet he’s like a Ken doll in the groinal region.

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Gumbygirl

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Doktor Zymm

“Hey baby, what’s up? Nawt me! I have NO genitalia but an amazing wax job!”

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Gumbygirl

My brothers used to ritually slay my Ken doll. And who can blame them? What a putz.

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Doktor Zymm

I pierced my Barbie’s nipples. Also the nipples of my aunt’s old barbie, which would probably be a priceless collector’s item nowadays

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Gumbygirl

Lol, my friend Terri taped hair to Barbie’s crotch.

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yeah right

One of my greatest dad memories was youngest right ripping the heads off of all of Eldest rights Barbies which led to Eldest right ripping the heads off of youngest rights “My Little Ponies.”

After full adjudication I declared it a draw.

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Dunstan

For what it’s worth, someone I once knew had worked on a film set with him, and she had the same impression

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Dunstan

Can’t believe someone would say that shit about Mary Jane Watson, damnit!

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yeah right

Fun story, DJ TAJ got a text from the state of California that said we’re aware of your positive COVID test, bro!

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yeah right

The “Bro” may have been writer embellishment.

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s California; I would have believed it.

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Gumbygirl

Ruh-roh!
https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

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Doktor Zymm

“Imagine if Abe Lincoln showed up in the stovepipe hat. The electric lights alone are going to throw him off”

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yeah right

Yeah but that stove pipe hat casts a bad ass shadow.

Make a motherfucker think twice.

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ballsofsteelandfury

35-2 at Three Quarter Time.

If Collingwood prevent the Saints from scoring, that would be lowest AFLW score ever.

Ironically, The current record occurred when the Saints held Richmond to 3 points.

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Doktor Zymm

Oh, The German.
I CAN’T FIND MY RABBIT

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Doktor Zymm

I think Jack Lavish is a combination of Steve Wynn and Trump

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Sharkbait

Ask Alex Forest

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anyone watch the Eternals yet? Should I not bother?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I liked it just fine.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Your fault if I get bored

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Doktor Zymm

Shit, I gotta learn Mandarin

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Gumbygirl

Right now?

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Dunstan

Well, sure, the Chinese Communist takeover is imminent, what with Biden and the vaccines and the microchips and … oh shit, I’ve been listening to those podcasts again.

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Brick Meathook

Theyโ€™ve already taken over Vancouver BC

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Doktor Zymm

Sad about the death of Atlantic City. Caught the end of the era back in the mid 2000s. Met a lot of interesting people, including a very 70’s dude, with the straightened band hair, and the polyester shirt unbuttoned with the gold chain displaying the chest hair. Dude was a bus driver who liked gambling and just didn’t buy new clothes or change his style for 40 years. Gotta respect the commitment, but guessing he hasn’t done well in the last few years if he’s still alive.

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Gumbygirl

.https://youtu.be/I_izvAbhExY

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yeah right

All that time living in Jersey and I never visited Atlantic City.

Central Jersey shore was enough Jersey.

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Gumbygirl

My Uncle Mike had a vacation house in Ocean City. We did a lot of underage drinking in Margate, but Atlantic City was a scary place in the 70’s.

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yeah right

I was mid 80’s. Jersey Shore.
Belmar. Worked at a WA-WA in south Belmar. Also bartended and bounced a couple of places. Including the B.A.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Collingwood is ripping the Saints at Half 28-1

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Sharkbait

I looked really fast and thought that said Collinsworth and was wondering why football was on? Have I had too many negronis?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How many have you had?

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Sharkbait

3? plus a manhattan and a vodka tonic

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You haven’t had too msny

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Gumbygirl

This would be me if I drank half of that

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Sharkbait

I credit the hockey. Parking lot beers after a game increases alcohol tolerance.

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Doktor Zymm

Not my favorite hand nickname, but can’t say it isn’t clever. Q3, San Francisco Waiter – Queen with a Trey

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Doktor Zymm

My favorite is J4, that used to be my hand. What’s a Jack 4? FLAT TIRES

15 years later and I still get the occasional callout from my old crew on the hand

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herodotus450

Jack-9: Alec Baldwin, cause he played a character named Jack and killed some people with a 9mm

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

When it was a thing, i used to call AK Anna Kournikova, because it looks good but never wins.

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2Pack

Naples was playing Thursday night in the Coppa Italian and I was furiously channel surfing to try and see if Balls girl of the week still had a commentors gig. No luck. But for the sake of the team here, I’m gonna find out where she is, and what she’s up to. Hopefully it’s not prison and knitting.

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ballsofsteelandfury

You’re doing the Lord’s Work.

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2Pack

She had one of those noteworthy puppies fly out of her tastefully low cut top on a live show a few years ago. Soccer fans were shocked! Just kidding it’s Italy fer cryin out loud.

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Doktor Zymm

If you only watch one bit from “The Grand” watch this bit.
“Most people drink coffee..but I think it is some sort of beverage of the cowards. To feel alive and to get this energy it is essential for me to…to kill something”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XtPXj-l-fk

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Doktor Zymm

“goose, is a very, very troublesome animal”

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Gumbygirl

Geese are bastards.

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Doktor Zymm

This is truth and also why I have no ethical issue with eating foie gras.

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Gumbygirl

They deserve to be force fed. Asshole birds.

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Doktor Zymm

Their pain is delicious

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Doktor Zymm

Sour cherry liqueur dropped into a glass of chardonnay? Surprisingly good!

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Sharkbait

Oh that’s interesting

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Do you have any cherry heering?

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Doktor Zymm

Nah, this is a mini of Jinja left over from dessert last week

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Sharkbait

That’s my next liqueur purchase

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litre_cola

I knew you would be down with anything cherry and booze.

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SonOfSpam

Thank you for this.

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litre_cola

Lebanese hash is the best hash and I will not be taking questions on the matter. Truly, thanks Trudeau.

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Doktor Zymm

Lebanon is a kickass place, it’s really a shame about their government, the explosion, and lotsa stuff like that

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litre_cola

Do not forget about the worlds barbers. If there was no Leb barbers the world would look permanently like Seattle 1991.

Chateau Musar is an absolute kickass vineyard in the Bekkah valley.

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Doktor Zymm

Been ages since I regularly watched movies in the theater. Back when I was still watching maybe 2 movies a year in theaters, one of the movies I saw was “The Grand”

Rewatching tonight. Let’s see if it holds up.

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Sharkbait

What’s a movie theater?

Honestly though, I can’t remember the just movie I saw in a theater

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Doktor Zymm

I think that Alan Turing movie was the last one for me

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Gumbygirl

It wasn’t a theatrical release, but the last public film I attended was an Imax in Bozeman, about the Apollo missions.

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Doktor Zymm

Lainie (nickname “the girl”) wishes her husband would move on from fantasy football to something “more real”
I’m already enjoying this 15 years later rewatch

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litre_cola

Well that week was brutal. Good thing there is wine. Hope you are all well and how are we all feelin
Bills -4.5 Hoodies
Redshirts – 5.5 v Rikki’s Raiders?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hoodies win
Bengals cover

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ballsofsteelandfury

The last Bengals playoff win was in 1991.
The last Raiders playoff win was in 2003.

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litre_cola

I moved to Scotland in 2003, good year.

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Gumbygirl

I would move back to Scotland tomorrow, if I could.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

In 2003 I was living on the beach in South Africa at a lodge where young European women who’d recently graduated from college would regularly pass through.

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Gumbygirl

Were you a man-whore? You can tell us, we won’t judge!

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Doktor Zymm

Now now, he didn’t do it for the money, he did it for the stories

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Doktor Zymm

I think the Bills game is a tossup, I would take the Redshirts though, Rikki’s Raiders gotta be exhausted after last week

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ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t think even Redshirt would bet on the Bengals.

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Doktor Zymm

I mean…I sure wouldn’t take the Raiders, even if they are motivated by Madden’s death or whatever. I think you gotta have a good bit of gamble to bet either of those two games.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d give the Raiders a 30% chance of gutting out the win. So in other words if they get a little help from some Russian crooks things will work out just fine for them.

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Gumbygirl

Which one is the first game tomorrow? I’m going to miss it, we’re doing the inspection at 10.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Raiders Bengals but it doesn’t start until 1:30 Best Coast Time.

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Gumbygirl

Good, I should see some of it. I have Sirius in the car, so we can listen to it on the way home.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The theme is Rufus Du Soul

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Doktor Zymm

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Doktor Zymm

“They’re like sex, but I’m having them!”
-Fry

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“It’s Highly Addictive!”

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Doktor Zymm

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love that “but they don’t” line so very much.

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Doktor Zymm

I feel like it applies to the NFLPA

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ballsofsteelandfury

FYI, AFLW MATCHUPS HAVE CHANGED DUE TO COVID. PLEASE CHECK YOUR TIPS!

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Doktor Zymm

I blame the short period of time where they granted Novak Djokovic a visa, they never should have let him on the plane into the atmosphere of the country

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can’t someone else play with my tip?

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Gumbygirl

The Buddy signal has been activated!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Hey, you fired your wife. You’ve only got yourself to blame for that one, buddy.

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Sharkbait

“PLEASE CHECK YOUR TIPS!”

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Gumbygirl

I’m glad your fingers have defrosted!

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rockingdog

Found a funny;

ME: what’s the name of that soft french cheese we liked?

HER: camembert

ME: me either

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rockingdog

Warriors vs Bulls ๐Ÿ€
Dubs up big at the half
Thatโ€™s Rocking!!!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Peeling garlic with the two bowls method is so incredibly gratifying.

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Brick Meathook

I put an entire head of garlic in an empty spaghetti sauce far and shake it vigorously. Every clove comes out peeled. Itโ€™s amazing.

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Doktor Zymm

I didn’t learn that trick until my late 20s or early 30s. So many years wasted peeling garlic the stupid, manual way

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Sharkbait

I just smash with my knife. Adjusting the pressure if I need the whole clove

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Gumbygirl

That’s what I do. Getting a jar, pulling out the peel, shaking until my arm falls off seems like too much work. In the immortal words of Sweet Brown: ” Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

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Redshirt

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scotchnaut

My guess for the theme will be in the the form of an Abba video-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrzicaiRLU&ab_channel=AbbaVEVO

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