It’s not just Late January. Balls has turned in his assignment late this week. I don’t really have an excuse since this is a short workweek but maybe then that’s the excuse?
Anyhoo, I’ve got nothing. Depending on how my day goes tomorrow (I’m writing this Thursday Night), this post may actually have some boobies and booties and music or it may not.
Turns out I had time! Also, here is an important announcement:
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AFLW Schedule Update!
Due to COVID, the schedule has been changed! Two games were canceled and one game was created to accommodate the teams able to play.
The new game is Brisbane v Carlton. The games between Gold Coast and Brisbane and between Western and Carlton were canceled.
Please update your Footy Tips!
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As far as the music, no puzzle but I am featuring some songs I like.
Today’s pictures are once again courtesy of you perverts. Thank you very much for your contributions!
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your 11 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
This week, I present to you songs from my youth. No, I did not just like New Wave. Lil Balls enjoyed many different types of music. Thank God for KDAY. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
I can’t believe there aren’t more women my age who can hold their whiskey after being indoctrinated in our youth by that drinking competition scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark
But either her right straight is shit or she didn’t really want to hurt that dickhole. Seriously, he is horrible to her and then the Nazis show up.
Ugh, “doesn’t stand by while I’m tortured by Nazis” is an admirable quality, but really far from adequate for a long-term relationship where most days don’t include Nazi torture attempts.
It’s best not to think about how old she was when she previously met Indy. I mean, it may have been the 1930s, but….
Yup. She was young enough that her father was really upset about his protégé getting with his daughter, rather than thrilled, as would typically be the case in those days for 15+
At our wedding, some years ago, her grandma, about 70 at the time, downed a tall glass of whiskey straight in one damn pour. Of course, Russian women can hold their own, but damn that was a feat.
Strong organs and able to break out of the clear liquor Russian stereotype? Your GIL is a winner!
After 11, so time to start drinking. Margaritas it is.
Hilarious meme just clued me in to a beautiful fact – over the past 25 years Nick Foles has more playoff wins than the Double J Cowpeople!
I’m going to read. Hey, my radio/navigation screen thingie came back from the dead before I went to Ken Grody Ford today, thus depriving that disgusting gent of 800 of my own personal smackeroos. HA! You lose, Mr. Grody, good day sir!
She shoots… she SCORES!
Sure. He says that now. Let’s see where he is at around midnight wanting a really, really big fucking gummy bear.
An oldie but a goodie: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/back-from-yet-another-globetrotting-adventure-indiana-jones-checks-his-mail-and-discovers-that-his-bid-for-tenure-has-been-denied
Ok just finished a ridonk slide deck. I’m gassed.
https://twitter.com/amuzik53/status/1484660460645494785?t=uPsBjm5MS8IBMauREZ6t2w&s=19
I don’t like meatloaf, but now I want to see that recipe.
I feel like a good meatloaf is more like a giant meatball than anything else, and doesn’t have the ketchup or bread
That’s hilarious!
/ Helps the team in the clubhouse look around for the Kevin Bacon joke that is in here somewhere…
I feel like the same tennis skirt is being worn by every Nike player at the AO.
There was a match the other night between two women wearing the exact same outfit. I thought that was grounds for a blood feud.
And these are those same outfits in the Sabalenka match right now?
Osaka’s got some great shoe game. Shame she is out, but not her year.
Only if they are both cousins from rural Romania
Nah, they’re both getting paid those sweet, sweet, sponsorship bucks.
Just tried on green velour tracksuit #2. This one boasts a cutoff top, but still has handwarmer pockets with the hilarious consequence that you end up cupping your own boobs when you put your hands in the pockets. I can’t wait to try and carry my phone around in one of em. Glorious!
Sounds like an awkward get up to be running track in. Plus warming your hands is normally the last thing you want to do during lap 3 of the 1500. Smh
So was it confirmed Meatloaf died of COVID yet?
Or from all that cholesterol
That and his comorbidities. Read that the mask bugged him because he said he had asma. So that + 400 lbs + 74 y/o + Covid will get ya ded in these times.
Damn Ice Giants. Making a comeback against the Ice Panthers. Pulling me back in
Drunk, hopefully.
Looks like you got your comment in before I realized I posted it in the wrong thread
I work fast.
/that’s what she said.
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Um…a Pisces?
I’m drinking Rosé and about to watch Project Runway. Would you say I’m more of a Miranda, or a Charlotte?
I’m the Miranda (she likes chicks) and you’re the skank who didn’t get invited back.
You know the one.
Chris Noth.
I am watching too hot to handle drinking merlot. I am with you sexy city guy.
Wooooo UFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF4MvVgmHSI&ab_channel=80sclassicrocksongs
I’m drinking a Vieux Carre. I guess that makes me a Carre?
Contestant Christina’s design for Coco Rocha (artist’s conception):
What does a vermouth spritz make me?
Fancy.
Excellent songs. Those take me back
And as RTD foretold, I’m drinking the cans that burst from freezing
My son loved this one
https://youtu.be/QgmyVLheqkQ
That’s a great one!
All songs you danced on cardboard to?
Did you save the community center?
Shouldn’t you be spelling it centre?
He has lived in your neck of the woods too long.
Dr Demento played a song called “Rappin Ronnie Reagan” and the only line I remember is
Ronnie is electric
Ronnie always wins
“I don’t need cardboard
To do my shoulder spins”
Well my name’s Ron with my DC crew,
going on record with a rap for you.
I’m the Big Gipper don’t mess with me,
I’m the baddest rapper this side of DC
With my best girl Nancy as my spouse
Rapping to you from that Big White House
Dr Demento was a yoooooge influence on many of us (obviously)
I don’t think they carried his show in my neck of the woods, but someone did give me a cassette of one of his year-end countdowns, so I basically know those 30 songs plus a lot of Weird Al’s catalog.
Stewarttt
Possibly during an electric boogaloo?