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Sexy Friday – Late January 2022

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It’s not just Late January. Balls has turned in his assignment late this week. I don’t really have an excuse since this is a short workweek but maybe then that’s the excuse?

Anyhoo, I’ve got nothing. Depending on how my day goes tomorrow (I’m writing this Thursday Night), this post may actually have some boobies and booties and music or it may not.

Turns out I had time! Also, here is an important announcement:

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AFLW Schedule Update!

Due to COVID, the schedule has been changed! Two games were canceled and one game was created to accommodate the teams able to play.

The new game is Brisbane v Carlton. The games between Gold Coast and Brisbane and between Western and Carlton were canceled.

Please update your Footy Tips!

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As far as the music, no puzzle but I am featuring some songs I like.

Today’s pictures are once again courtesy of you perverts. Thank you very much for your contributions!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 11 pictures of the week.

h/t Spur
h/t Spur
h/t 2Pack (Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week!)
h/t 2Pack
h/t 2Pack
h/t Spur
h/t Spur
h/t Spur
h/t Don T
h/t The Pirate Sloth
h/t Brocky

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, I present to you songs from my youth. No, I did not just like New Wave. Lil Balls enjoyed many different types of music. Thank God for KDAY. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

Run DMC – King of Rock

Canción Número Dos:

Whodini – The Freaks Come Out At Night

Chanson Numéro Trois:

JJ Fad – Supersonic

Canzone numero quattro:

Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock – It Takes Two

Canção número cinco

Public Enemy – Fight The Power

Seigarren zenbakia:

Kool Moe Dee – I Go To Work

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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Doktor Zymm

I can’t believe there aren’t more women my age who can hold their whiskey after being indoctrinated in our youth by that drinking competition scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark

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Doktor Zymm

But either her right straight is shit or she didn’t really want to hurt that dickhole. Seriously, he is horrible to her and then the Nazis show up.

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Doktor Zymm

Ugh, “doesn’t stand by while I’m tortured by Nazis” is an admirable quality, but really far from adequate for a long-term relationship where most days don’t include Nazi torture attempts.

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Dunstan

It’s best not to think about how old she was when she previously met Indy. I mean, it may have been the 1930s, but….

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Doktor Zymm

Yup. She was young enough that her father was really upset about his protégé getting with his daughter, rather than thrilled, as would typically be the case in those days for 15+

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TheRevanchist

At our wedding, some years ago, her grandma, about 70 at the time, downed a tall glass of whiskey straight in one damn pour. Of course, Russian women can hold their own, but damn that was a feat.

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Doktor Zymm

Strong organs and able to break out of the clear liquor Russian stereotype? Your GIL is a winner!

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TheRevanchist

After 11, so time to start drinking. Margaritas it is.

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Doktor Zymm

Hilarious meme just clued me in to a beautiful fact – over the past 25 years Nick Foles has more playoff wins than the Double J Cowpeople!

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Gumbygirl

I’m going to read. Hey, my radio/navigation screen thingie came back from the dead before I went to Ken Grody Ford today, thus depriving that disgusting gent of 800 of my own personal smackeroos. HA! You lose, Mr. Grody, good day sir!

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2Pack

She shoots… she SCORES!

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TheRevanchist

Sure. He says that now. Let’s see where he is at around midnight wanting a really, really big fucking gummy bear.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok just finished a ridonk slide deck. I’m gassed.

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TheRevanchist

I don’t like meatloaf, but now I want to see that recipe.

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Doktor Zymm

I feel like a good meatloaf is more like a giant meatball than anything else, and doesn’t have the ketchup or bread

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Gumbygirl

That’s hilarious!

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2Pack

/ Helps the team in the clubhouse look around for the Kevin Bacon joke that is in here somewhere…

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TheRevanchist

I feel like the same tennis skirt is being worn by every Nike player at the AO.

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Dunstan

There was a match the other night between two women wearing the exact same outfit. I thought that was grounds for a blood feud.

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TheRevanchist

And these are those same outfits in the Sabalenka match right now?

Osaka’s got some great shoe game. Shame she is out, but not her year.

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litre_cola

Only if they are both cousins from rural Romania

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Doktor Zymm

Nah, they’re both getting paid those sweet, sweet, sponsorship bucks.

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Doktor Zymm

Just tried on green velour tracksuit #2. This one boasts a cutoff top, but still has handwarmer pockets with the hilarious consequence that you end up cupping your own boobs when you put your hands in the pockets. I can’t wait to try and carry my phone around in one of em. Glorious!

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2Pack

Sounds like an awkward get up to be running track in. Plus warming your hands is normally the last thing you want to do during lap 3 of the 1500. Smh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So was it confirmed Meatloaf died of COVID yet?

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Or from all that cholesterol

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2Pack

That and his comorbidities. Read that the mask bugged him because he said he had asma. So that + 400 lbs + 74 y/o + Covid will get ya ded in these times.

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Sharkbait

Damn Ice Giants. Making a comeback against the Ice Panthers. Pulling me back in

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Dunstan

Drunk, hopefully.

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Sharkbait

Looks like you got your comment in before I realized I posted it in the wrong thread

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Dunstan

I work fast.

/that’s what she said.

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SonOfSpam

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Um…a Pisces?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m drinking Rosé and about to watch Project Runway. Would you say I’m more of a Miranda, or a Charlotte?

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SonOfSpam

I’m the Miranda (she likes chicks) and you’re the skank who didn’t get invited back.

You know the one.

Chris Noth.

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litre_cola

I am watching too hot to handle drinking merlot. I am with you sexy city guy.

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Dunstan

I’m drinking a Vieux Carre. I guess that makes me a Carre?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Contestant Christina’s design for Coco Rocha (artist’s conception):

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Sharkbait

What does a vermouth spritz make me?

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litre_cola

Fancy.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Excellent songs. Those take me back

And as RTD foretold, I’m drinking the cans that burst from freezing

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Gumbygirl

My son loved this one
https://youtu.be/QgmyVLheqkQ

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a great one!

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litre_cola

All songs you danced on cardboard to?

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Dunstan

Did you save the community center?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Shouldn’t you be spelling it centre?

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litre_cola

He has lived in your neck of the woods too long.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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SonOfSpam

Dr Demento played a song called “Rappin Ronnie Reagan” and the only line I remember is

Ronnie is electric
Ronnie always wins
“I don’t need cardboard
To do my shoulder spins”

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Dunstan

Well my name’s Ron with my DC crew,
going on record with a rap for you.

I’m the Big Gipper don’t mess with me,
I’m the baddest rapper this side of DC
With my best girl Nancy as my spouse
Rapping to you from that Big White House

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SonOfSpam

Dr Demento was a yoooooge influence on many of us (obviously)

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Dunstan

I don’t think they carried his show in my neck of the woods, but someone did give me a cassette of one of his year-end countdowns, so I basically know those 30 songs plus a lot of Weird Al’s catalog.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Stewarttt

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Senor Weaselo

Possibly during an electric boogaloo?

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