Your Redshirt/DonT Fight To The Finish and Open Thread

Guess who was inundated with every kind of hat ad imaginable all week long? This guy, that’s who. (the personal sacrifices I make for this site, smgdh) Maybe it’s just the football yakkers doing their thing to keep interest up (which is completely unnecessary during the Final Eight Round, by the way) but each “dog” playing this weekend has a legit shot at a win. (I feel there’s no real dog in the Bills/Chiefs game tho)

To The Game!

Bengals/Titans:

-Vrabel mentioned that he wanted to see how King Henry reacted to contact during practice. After sending three practice squadders to the hospital, coach announced that Derrick was ‘ready to go!’.

-Entering Belichick/Reid Territory? Vrabel is 8-0 when his team has had rest.

-Back in 2019 the Bengals were the league’s worst vs the run. After overhauling the D (there are only 2 holdovers from that team) they now sit at 13th. Turning over that many players while assembling that O unit indicates that despite everything you might imagine about about Cincy’s head office, they’ve done incredible work/gotten lucky.

-However! Their o-line features three starters with bottom 10 PFF grades if you’re into that sort of thing. So… quick passes it is. (with the occasional long throw to Chase)

-Speaking of, the fella is 27(!) for 507(!) and 3 TD’s over his last three games. The Titans are middle of the pack DVOA-wise in defending the other team’s #1 wr.

-One thing you can say about the Titans OC Downing is that he is disciplined/stubborn with respect to his commitment to the running game. Don’t expect him to change course if they get down by two scores.

-I mean, that almost certainly plays into the Titans game plan, right? The last thing the Bengals should do is go the quick score route and force their iffy D back onto the field for long stretches at a time-that’ll no doubt catch up to them towards the end of the game.

-Also, Burrow’s tendency to take punishment/sacks doesn’t mesh well with a Titans front four that has dumped the opposing qb on the ground the 2nd-most times this year.

It’s time to make those fingers dance.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

/wrong thread

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King Hippo

I enjoyed that immensely. Vrabel handled things correctly, Tanny Fanny just cocked up a few times. But that’s footy for ya.

Doktor Zymm

Ok, I wanna watch Bengaroo/Billaloo

Spur

yup, this is the ideal match up.

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

BENGAROO!
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clint greasewood

What a fucking 5000 IQ play by the Bengals to throw the last game in order to get the Raiders then the Titans. Hats of to them.

Spur

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WCS

O AN U NOE REDSHIRT GON DRANK TONITE BBBBBUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE DAT CHUH CHUH

rockingdog

That’s Rockingggg

Gumbygirl

Congratulations Redshirt!

Redshirt

We didn’t deserve to win this game. I’ll take it.

litre_cola

You deserve it Redshirt!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m happy for you, but I’m also furious that things are falling into place for Kansas City to host *another* AFC Championship game.

LemonJello

Someone is running around with a tiger-striped bandana around his wing-wang…

Game Time Decision

Doink?

NotShogunButShogun

Wow

Spur

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Petronel

WOW!

Mr. Ayo

Can’t believe CBS is allowed to air all these sloppy TITS and loose balls.

King Hippo

THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOSE YARDS ON PURPOSE WHEN THE KICK WAS ALREADY FROM 50???

Doktor Zymm

I’m almost expecting a blocked FG that the Tits run back now

WCS

Yup.

King Hippo

NOW KEEP IT ON THE GROUND, FUCKWITS

Game Time Decision

Or air it out. Whatever

King Hippo

I meant after they got into FG range! Maybe our feeds are way off.

Game Time Decision

Mines a few minutes behind

NotShogunButShogun

Wkrp….holy shite

Spur

Redshirt! Don’t kick out that chair yet!

litre_cola

Someone needed to snapshot those 2 Bengal fans in the hooded masks

King Hippo

WKRP needs to can has FUMBRE

King Hippo

HOLY SHIT FIONA APPLE DID A GOOD

King Hippo

he been careless with his offfffbaaaallll hand…

WCS

Close enough,.

NotShogunButShogun

That just did it. Oh cincy…

King Hippo

And there went the only remaining Cincy DL whose name I recognized.

Spur
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Spur

Burrow’s Oline couldn’t win a game of Red Rover against 10 year-olds.

Doktor Zymm

Red Rover is really dangerous once you’re fully grown

King Hippo

QUERY – will they hold the late kickoff if this goes to Extra Time? I would suspect yes.

NotShogunButShogun

This just might go to bonus time

LemonJello

THESE BENGAL GUARDS AND TACKLES, I CALL THEM THE MAGINOT LINE BECAUSE THEY’RE COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE AT STOPPING AN ASSAULT ACROSS THEIR BORDER!

Doktor Zymm

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So I guess I should have been watching this game instead of a long walk around the reservoir?

Doktor Zymm

If it gets boring from here on out I blame you

LemonJello

Out scouting for Scotchy?

King Hippo

This was ALWAYS the most interesting game of the round, is you crazy??

King Hippo

I am not looking forward to trying to summarize this match.

Doktor Zymm

I diagrammed it
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herodotus450

Ah, so that’s how you make brown.

King Hippo

Najeh Davenport has entered the chat

King Hippo

if not for all the SUDDEN CHANGES since, it would have been “the VAR heard ’round the world”

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

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Spur

Wow. Cincy got a huge stop, twice.

Gumbygirl

Wow.

King Hippo

Sudden change to the sudden change!!

litre_cola

We are totally going to get Brady v A Aron next week and Hippo will abstain.

Gumbygirl

You shut your whore mouth. Rammmmmmittttt!

litre_cola

You know you are my favoUrite and that I have money on RAMMIT.

Gumbygirl

That’s more like it!

Doktor Zymm

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King Hippo

LOVE IT when the sun hits me folds just rite

King Hippo

I really will pull for Q-aaron. HAVE TO.

Spur

NEVER!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Listen, I can’t stand Brady either, but his TB12 shit doesn’t get people killed.

Doktor Zymm

Do we actually know Brady is vaxxed? We only found out about Qaaron because he got the covids and Brady hasn’t

King Hippo

And the backlash is probably overall a societal positive?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, Brady is vaxxed.

King Hippo

I read a prop bet column that said to bet AJ Brown’s over, because Cincy doesn’t use #1 CB “shadow” coverage.

That over/under number was FUCKING 70.

Fronkenshteen

This will be a hard loss for los bengales.

litre_cola

I think Cinci is done

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Burrow will always, always settle for a sack. What a putz.” – scotchnaut, literally one minute ago

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait…is my broadcast feed on delay?

King Hippo

Yes. And you’re also having a Kubiak.

NotShogunButShogun

Bengals gonna bungle aren’t they?

King Hippo

3rd down in FG range for Cincy needs to be a run play. Every time.