Guess who was inundated with every kind of hat ad imaginable all week long? This guy, that’s who. (the personal sacrifices I make for this site, smgdh) Maybe it’s just the football yakkers doing their thing to keep interest up (which is completely unnecessary during the Final Eight Round, by the way) but each “dog” playing this weekend has a legit shot at a win. (I feel there’s no real dog in the Bills/Chiefs game tho)
To The Game!
Bengals/Titans:
-Vrabel mentioned that he wanted to see how King Henry reacted to contact during practice. After sending three practice squadders to the hospital, coach announced that Derrick was ‘ready to go!’.
-Entering Belichick/Reid Territory? Vrabel is 8-0 when his team has had rest.
-Back in 2019 the Bengals were the league’s worst vs the run. After overhauling the D (there are only 2 holdovers from that team) they now sit at 13th. Turning over that many players while assembling that O unit indicates that despite everything you might imagine about about Cincy’s head office, they’ve done incredible work/gotten lucky.
-However! Their o-line features three starters with bottom 10 PFF grades if you’re into that sort of thing. So… quick passes it is. (with the occasional long throw to Chase)
-Speaking of, the fella is 27(!) for 507(!) and 3 TD’s over his last three games. The Titans are middle of the pack DVOA-wise in defending the other team’s #1 wr.
-One thing you can say about the Titans OC Downing is that he is disciplined/stubborn with respect to his commitment to the running game. Don’t expect him to change course if they get down by two scores.
-I mean, that almost certainly plays into the Titans game plan, right? The last thing the Bengals should do is go the quick score route and force their iffy D back onto the field for long stretches at a time-that’ll no doubt catch up to them towards the end of the game.
-Also, Burrow’s tendency to take punishment/sacks doesn’t mesh well with a Titans front four that has dumped the opposing qb on the ground the 2nd-most times this year.
It’s time to make those fingers dance.
/wrong thread
I enjoyed that immensely. Vrabel handled things correctly, Tanny Fanny just cocked up a few times. But that’s footy for ya.
Ok, I wanna watch Bengaroo/Billaloo
yup, this is the ideal match up.
“I don’t know how to properly describe the ending of that game.”
-The sports section of Banana Cakes Weekly
BENGAROO!
What a fucking 5000 IQ play by the Bengals to throw the last game in order to get the Raiders then the Titans. Hats of to them.
O AN U NOE REDSHIRT GON DRANK TONITE BBBBBUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE DAT CHUH CHUH
That’s Rockingggg
Congratulations Redshirt!
We didn’t deserve to win this game. I’ll take it.
You deserve it Redshirt!
I’m happy for you, but I’m also furious that things are falling into place for Kansas City to host *another* AFC Championship game.
“Deserve got nothing to do with it.”
-William Munny
Someone is running around with a tiger-striped bandana around his wing-wang…
Doink?
Wow
WOW!
Can’t believe CBS is allowed to air all these sloppy TITS and loose balls.
THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOSE YARDS ON PURPOSE WHEN THE KICK WAS ALREADY FROM 50???
I’m almost expecting a blocked FG that the Tits run back now
Yup.
/Don T’s wet dreams have entered the chat
NOW KEEP IT ON THE GROUND, FUCKWITS
Or air it out. Whatever
I meant after they got into FG range! Maybe our feeds are way off.
Mines a few minutes behind
Wkrp….holy shite
Redshirt! Don’t kick out that chair yet!
Someone needed to snapshot those 2 Bengal fans in the hooded masks
SUDDEN CHANGE BOOGALOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WKRP needs to can has FUMBRE
HOLY SHIT FIONA APPLE DID A GOOD
He’s a bad, bad boy.
he been careless with his offfffbaaaallll hand…
Close enough,.
That just did it. Oh cincy…
And there went the only remaining Cincy DL whose name I recognized.
Golden Oldie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okZW3_5Gr4s&ab_channel=c857553
Burrow’s Oline couldn’t win a game of Red Rover against 10 year-olds.
I’m not saying that Pro Football Focus’ offensive line metrics are bang on but I’m also saying they might be sometimes.
Red Rover is really dangerous once you’re fully grown
QUERY – will they hold the late kickoff if this goes to Extra Time? I would suspect yes.
This just might go to bonus time
THESE BENGAL GUARDS AND TACKLES, I CALL THEM THE MAGINOT LINE BECAUSE THEY’RE COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE AT STOPPING AN ASSAULT ACROSS THEIR BORDER!
So I guess I should have been watching this game instead of a long walk around the reservoir?
If it gets boring from here on out I blame you
Look, those lead-filled bodies gotta get dumped and you have your priorities right. Don’t second-guess yourself!
Out scouting for Scotchy?
This was ALWAYS the most interesting game of the round, is you crazy??
I am not looking forward to trying to summarize this match.
I diagrammed it
Ah, so that’s how you make brown.
Najeh Davenport has entered the chat
“Sudden Change Boogaloo” might be a start.
if not for all the SUDDEN CHANGES since, it would have been “the VAR heard ’round the world”
Wow. Cincy got a huge stop, twice.
Wow.
Sudden change to the sudden change!!
We are totally going to get Brady v A Aron next week and Hippo will abstain.
You shut your whore mouth. Rammmmmmittttt!
You know you are my favoUrite and that I have money on RAMMIT.
That’s more like it!
LOVE IT when the sun hits me folds just rite
I really will pull for Q-aaron. HAVE TO.
NEVER!
Listen, I can’t stand Brady either, but his TB12 shit doesn’t get people killed.
Do we actually know Brady is vaxxed? We only found out about Qaaron because he got the covids and Brady hasn’t
And the backlash is probably overall a societal positive?
Yeah, Brady is vaxxed.
I read a prop bet column that said to bet AJ Brown’s over, because Cincy doesn’t use #1 CB “shadow” coverage.
That over/under number was FUCKING 70.
This will be a hard loss for los bengales.
I think Cinci is done
“Burrow will always, always settle for a sack. What a putz.” – scotchnaut, literally one minute ago
Wait…is my broadcast feed on delay?
Yes. And you’re also having a Kubiak.
Bengals gonna bungle aren’t they?
3rd down in FG range for Cincy needs to be a run play. Every time.