Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”
The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”
Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.
To The Game!
Rams/Bucs:
-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.
-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.
-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.
-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.
-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.
-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?
Make a comment or twelve.
“Brady having all those playoff statistical records is just what THEY want you to think.” — Aaron R.
been funnier if Pfizer ran their ad during the Q-aaron match, but I guess Fox wouldn’t have allowed it.
“It’s been a long journey, but we have arrived in the port town of MRSA. We have hired a boat and set out upon the briny deep for the evil Pirate Ship captained by the knave, Brad-y. We will bring the fight to them and be victorious!”
RAMMMITT
That’s excellent form! Knock em down and then finish em!
Coached by Bear Bryant obvs
I’m shocked. Stafford has shown an aversion to taking the cheap shit.
WOO TOUCHDOWN THAT GUY
TD RAMMMMMMMIT!!!
see, I always KNEW you’d catch the FEVER!!!
Better than Brady
I will absolutely live bet MRSA at nil-10, ensure this glorious RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!-ing
Suh seems upset.
Slap Suh in the head, Arians!
Ha ha! Suh is such a moron.
I don’t know, he is kind of an expert on the subject of kicking people, maybe he had a point….
“He’s the expert? What am I, kicked liver?” – Urban Meyer
With fava beans, and a nice Chianti.
Thanks for the 15 yards Donkey Kong.
LOL
Robbie Gold was Rocking during warmups
Hahahaha!
https://mobile.twitter.com/KNBR/status/1485058476590223363?cxt=HHwWhsC-_Z60_pspAAAA
I’d like to purchase this ship-is it listing on a buying site as well?
The way the back goes backwards is mesmerizing.
Gonna feel that in the morning.
Why did Robert Smith try to cross the road?
Way to thin to be Robert Smith
Sheep are like, fuck off, weirdo goth!
Alright. Satisfying evening of Rodgers-hate last night, time to get back to my traditional Brady-hate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=indnwMwNF6w&ab
https://twitter.com/bjpf_/status/1485146200961691648
Warren Immune was the best I saw
Prager Unitas is great, but I can’t move it past Rush Lambeau, mostly because that one reminds me that Limbaugh is dead.
Majestic, yet also kinda silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO2zYTTI35w
My takeaway? Dick measuring contests occur everywhere within the male mammal kingdom.
Ok Gay field goal is a cromulent start.
StaceyDales on Twitter: “Robbie Gould with the game winning field goal to beat the Packers: “Damn that feels good!” Jimmy Garoppolo finding him for the embrace: “You’re a f*cking legend man!” https://t.co/89UIc57rST” / Twitter
Slavs make the best baptisms
I forgot all about Stompy Donkey Kong named Suh!
In his defense, he never was the same ever since his father was kidnapped by Mario when he was at a young age. Not to mention his father kidnapping Mario’s girlfriend.
The poor guy was a tyke bomb that was never defused.
Fatthew had the MRSA safety at the back of the end zone, just led him a bit too far.
Stafford driving downfield like every first down gets him a free donut.
If OBJ is really back in full form, hitting him on short crossing routes spells disaster for the Bucs D.
Woo, c’mon Horny Sheep!
I follow him on Yelp and while I wouldn’t say I *trust* him necessarily, I will say that his relentless positivity is refreshing.
Hey, BFC, I have kind of a big favor to ask…
https://twitter.com/monkishbrewing/status/1485343230971445248
“Helping a friend get loaded-a Monkish Brewery tradition since the very day we got started.”
Found a funny;
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing
The fact that the Rams didn’t wear their “Dried Cum” home whites is already a small victory for me.
It is a Sunday you heathens!
I guess most of us can be considered Lost Boys today because we are all hoping for the downfall of the accursed pirates and their evil captain.
Also because we do whatever John Lithgow tells us to do.
What shoddy punting
/slight wave in disgust
Meatloaf?
He would do anything FOAR love.
But he won’t get a safe and effective vaccine like some betacuck.
“No thanks, I’m full, like really full.”
-Marvin Lee Aday’s cremation urn
He’d require more than one Ralph’s coffee can, fo sho.
Clerk: “Oh, it also comes in ‘bucket’ size, Sir”
Meatloaf’s Executor: “Yes. I’ll take that one.”
Not after it’s been left out that long, thanks.
One of my greatest regrets is that my “Little Red Fournette” nickname never gained traction.
It’s very good.
I hate MRSA Dreamboat quite a bit, though I know I NEVAR mention same.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!!!
Shit yea Fournette is Back!!!
Dude was legit for me in Fantasy this year
Hopefully this game is Rocking!!!
Afternoon Folks.
I put on the local Wisconsin radio as I drifted off to sleep last night. So many yummy tears. Sweet Dreams indeed.
The packers radio call last night was hilarious and Rockinggg
https://mobile.twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1485105246451941376?cxt=HHwWgICyzc3Wk5wpAAAA
I got vibes to the Bengals radio at the end of the Steelers loss in the 2015-16 playoffs, where they suspend all loyalty to the Bengals, embrace their inner Marty Brennaman and just call complete, unmitigated bullshit on the team and all their faults.
The power of positive imagery!
Hi I’m terrified about this game even though RAMMMMMMIT totally gonna win.
I hope Tannehill sucked all the chokey intercepts vibes and Stafford waddles to glory.
How many of the injured TB O-line are starting?
Pre-game whore-hosts are mostly going Tampa because of course they are.
Hooray Brees for being all about the Rams!
HAHAHA QAARON LOST
STILL LAUGHING ABOUT IT
I suspect we’ll be chuckling all offseason
No trust. He’s Tanny Fanny, except fat. Sure hope I’m wrong.
Also, grandson cat likes pulled pork. Dude is in seventh heaven afterwards.
His fore-bearers(?) have tackled pigs for several millennia. It’s just natural.