A sobering thought just occurred to me-there’s only three games left this season. Damn. Well, at least I’ve got the Senators and Sillycuse to watch. Okay, do me a favor and gouge my eyes out. If it was good enough for Zedekiah then by gum, it’s good enough for me!
To The Game!
Bengals/Chiefs:
-Much has been made of the bananas shootout game back in week 17 and how we might see a repeat of that. Can I throw a bit of cold water on that?
-Well, for one thing, Cincy has been averaging all of 20 points per game during their last three while K.C. has been on fire, averaging 35 in their last 5.
-Sure, Evan McPherson has been rightfully given his props for his swagger and coolness under pressure but settling for field goals in this game is going to get the Bengals a blowout loss.
-Is it Tee Time? A fella (Montgomery might be his name?) on a Rotowire podcast noted something that I found interesting. Wr Chase, in his first game with a few teams went gangbusters. Versus Pittsburgh he had 65 yards and 2 TD’s-after they made adjustments for the second game he was shut down and it was Higgins that had 114 and a TD. And it was the same with the Ravens-201 yards and 2 TD’s the first time around but it was Higgins that had 194 and 2 TD’s in the return tilt. No doubt Spagnoulo will tweak things regarding coverages on Chase and perhaps that opens the door for Tee.
-Is Burrow’s willingness to take a sack part of his overall strategy of protecting the ball? He’s had only one interception in his last seven games and that was off the hands of Perine last week.
-Yes, there were 9 sacks taken last week but previous to that in the 4 games prior he was getting dumped 2.4 times a game. As far as (very) recent history is concerned, the Titans game may have been an outlier.
-Can you outscore the Chiefs at home? The Chargers and Bills accomplished the feat but that was way back in week’s 3 and 5. Mahomes is 8:1 with a 9.4 YPA and a 76% completion rate in the playoffs so far.
-Another sobering thought but this time for Cincy fans-they’ve scored but one TD in their last 18 drives.
Enjoy what’s on offer.
Now I guess it’s okay to hit a player that is out of bounds. Jesus
Hippo can bring together the left and the right – if elected President, I will shoot Michael Bay in the fucking face.
Will he have a movie-esque explosion?
Yellow card for simulation.
he’ll miss the away tie of this round now
I’d be down with 15 yard penalties for embellishment.
I guess it’s okay to hit the person who signals for a fair catch now. Fucking refs keep not calling shit on the Bungles to try and make this a game.
…okay?
refs be all liek hey, a Hardman is good to beat NO BLEERGH
BLEERGH slumbers still
what a half-assed late flop, too *laughs in FIFA*
Still a great throw, Burrow’s the real deal
I swear I heard “Pickens” when it was actually Higgins that caught the long ball.
Obi-Wan “That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time” – YouTube
Speaking of tightening up of buttholes, I’ve found that my form on squats improves greatly if you focus on opening up the butthole.
You won’t see those types of tips on YouTube Fitness videos…
Scotchy right as rain yet again!
The soccer game is like “The us has a player who plays in MLS”. I’m like hahahahaha!!!
Cincy is just one score away from a one score game.
hope springs eternal
I don’t understand why Eminem, Kendrick, and Mary J Blige are there for what I would assume to be an homage to West Coast rap.
Shit, we’re gonna get Hologram Tupac.
https://youtu.be/96YzMYvxYnY
Well I was gonna go downstairs, get a drink and snack, and take out the bottles and cans all at the half… but I forgot the keys and locked myself out. So now I get to wait for Padre Weaselo, who also has the keys.
But do you have the drink? It’s cold out and it’ll keep you warm
I’m inside the apartment building, and the drink was going to be of the carbonated kind. Also I said I was going to get the mail because I didn’t yesterday.
…AND HERE’S COMES C.J. UZOMAH!!!! in civilian clothes and a full leg brace. Fuck.
an actual By GOD stop??
Chiefs are playing with their pray. Reid/Bieniemy are calling weak ass plays so KC won’t be too cocky going into the Super Bowl.
Evan Washburn- kudos to you! You finally broke through the Erin Andrews sideline reporter glass ceiling.
Good afternoon. It’s tight butthole time for Redshirt.
Its no longer tight. Its be loosened up several times in rapid succession.
Skyline chili will do that.
CANADA SO CLOSE TO THE SECOND!
I dunno who this Kendrick Lamar is, shouldn’t he be on Celebrity Big Brother instead??
(replaces “Rikki” with “Hippo” in SO WHITE jokes)
Whatever happens, its been a hell of a year. The Bengals not only showed they are one year away, they broken down the damn door. They still need help with the offensive line, defensive line and their defense still isn’t ready to take on the best of the league.
Either way, I had fun this year. If they come back, I’ll be happy. If not, I’ll be content.
Nearer my God to Thee – YouTube
Kudos to Troy Paluhoipolloi-he’s still bringing in that shampoo money.
Don’t we usually get a halftime show for the conference games?
“Less is more.”
-Mies van der Rohe
It was the Halo commercial.
There was one you heard in the background. No one anyone has heard of. And the crowd really couldn’t give a shit.
“I have studied acting at a high level and have put up with the industry enough to get paid work doing acting.”
“Great, now put your full talents on display in this show about a video game that will be shown on a shitty app but not over the air.”
Could be worse. – Tara the Tax Expert
Hahaha why hasn’t the stadium cut the audio to that one speaker stand behind them yet
Just like the Bengals to tease me to watch the 3rd Quarter of this Snuff Film.
Whatever song they are playing is annoying as fuck, buuuuut, it’s drowning out the CBS studio crew, so even trade off?
Nate Burleson is cool though.
Making any kind of contact with Tyreek Hill?
Best Case Scenario: 10 yard penalty
Worst Case Scenario: You and your son get beaten and a restraining order is now in effect.
Why does the studio show have to go live inside the stadium in the playoffs? I hope they all blow out their vocal cords trying to scream louder than the halftime show.
Fucking idiots.
THIS IS AWESOME
“MOMENTUM HAS CHANGED!#!$!!!”
– sports tweeters hot taeks
Still only mostly dead!
Hill doesn’t get into the end zone?
https://twitter.com/SerenaEverly/status/1487890590222196737
That was a YUGE stop by Cincy. That should give them hope for the second half.
Andy Reid getting greedy. that was not a smart call
Goddamnit, Hobbes is better at tackling than these Bengals.
To be faaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr, Hobbes hit like Jack Tatum
I can’t see much reason to watch the second half of this when I have better options, such as hitting myself in the testicles with a ballpeen hammer.
maybe try out a rubber mallet and a block of wood. Or two blocks of wood and a vise.
Meat tenderizer and butcherblock board.
You guys have clearly put some thought into this.
When your roommate has hidden the weed, drastic measures are called for.
This women make me want to do my taxes early and touch myself.
She can handle my 1099 anytime.
(More like a W-2)
Why are canned chick peas so much bigger than dry, bagged ones? Really makes you think, huh?
They’re called garbanzos, whitey. 😋
Found a funny;
friendship is beautiful because the closer you are, the less you do when you’re together. there is nothing more sacred than the “let’s watch 3 bad movies in a row” friend
I saw Hannah Weddingham first. BACK AWAY EVERYONE
Shame!
Celebrity Big Brother: drop a 2000lb JDAM through the roof of that place, please.
Friends of ours had a son on the last ‘regular people’ one, so I watched a few episodes and, as God is my witness, it confirmed for me that the universe is better off without humanity.
Sudden change?
Only mostly dead!
“Let’s commit to the run!”
-Cincy offence/Chiefs defense
Woooooooo!