Good morning DFO!
It’s damn good to be back.
We’re at the “Acceptance” portion of the offseason grieving process now. Season is over, man! I understand that now! Doesn’t mean I have to fucking like it but I ACCEPT!
As an equal opportunity sports fan let’s hope that baseball pulls their heads out of their collective asses in time to not fuck up the entire upcoming season.
Fuck that we have FOOD!
We return again to our southern food roots today with another delicious, scratch-made venture into the “soul food” realm. Many of you should be familiar with todays style of “smothering” a protein. Some of you probably remember when we made smothered steak – check out our previous effort from back in the before times of 2019.
Fucking UNHOLY deliciousness right there.
In addition to smothered steak, there’s also smothered pork chops, smothered chicken and well, you get the idea.
This technique today involves some diced veggies and herbs and a stock that’s slow simmered over a protein (or two!) and roasted until tender and delicious. The smothered dish is then served over a healthy serving of starch and plated for your calorie filled enjoyment!
That’s exactly what we’re going after today.
To show you the adaptability of this recipe, that link to the smothered steak is an entirely different recipe for smothering than todays recipe. Primarily because I wanted to “beef up” the smothered steak…
Here begins the lesson.
Have you ever been confused about what’s Creole cooking vs. what’s Cajun cooking?
That’s alright, it is indeed easy to confuse the two. Some folks believe that in New Orleans the cooking is ALL Creole cooking, a cuisine more deeply rooted in African or Caribbean tastes and techniques, while the crazy swamp-dwelling denizens or “Acadians” living out in the godforsaken wild of Louisiana claim the culinary term “Cajun” for themselves.
Take todays meal as an example.
It starts with this.
You regular readers and the culinary-advanced among us know that this is the makings of a mire poix. Textbook French cooking technique.
The Acadians, who later became the Cajuns hailed originally from Eastern Canada. Hence the French influence.
Which, short story long, means we will be using a Cajun cooking technique today.
The art of “Smothering” a protein is deeply fucking Cajun and deeply Southern.
I can personally vouch for it being goddamn delicious.
This is the good shit and the basic roots of what Sunday Gravy is all about.
The reason we are doing two proteins today is to show off the versatility of the preparation as well as having the end benefit of consuming two different types of meat!
Did a younger yeah right who loved smothered steak but was lacking in the culinary skills department, season some sirloin steaks with salt, pepper, dredge in flour, brown the steaks, cover with a can of cream of mushroom soup and slow cook in the oven for a couple of hours only to serve the whole thing over mashed potatoes?
Reader? You goddamn well know that’s the truth.
All of my shit is self-taught, strait up trial and error business and it all traces back to my overall love of food.
Let’s get going on this here motherfucker shall we?
We shall.
Dice up your mire poix like so.
Celery.
Most of you out there can explain by now why the fine mince. Obviously, we’re doing a shorter cooking time than a longer, slower braise.
Do the same with the onion.
Repeat with the carrots.
Now put the final mince on the garlic.
The inspiration for this dish was simply having a couple of leftover pork chops in the freezer. Knowing full well that 2 skinny ass pork chops was not enough for a proper meal I decided to add an additional protein.
I’ve been on a full-on thigh and leg kick when preparing/consuming chicken lately and I don’t see that shit changing anytime soon.
Since “smothering’ is a true Southern technique, we’re saying “Fuck the calorie concerns” and we’re going real butter for our sauté action. Not just any butter either. I’ve been using European style butter lately for its higher butterfat content.
Somewhere in Hell Paula Dean nods knowingly.
Let’s get that pork up in the pan first. Dredge with flour first then into the hot pan.
Simple seasoning today. Salt, pepper and “Essence.” Some folks use only cayenne instead of essence but I like the addition of the other spices found in the essence. Thyme and dried oregano for instance.
Next take out your chicken stock. Remember last week when we did enchiladas and I got a free batch of chicken stock when prepping the chicken?
This shit is that shit.
You can practically see it jiggle!
Give the pork chops a turn. These are thin cut so it’s just a few minutes per side.
Nice!
Let’s do the same browning process with the chicken next.
Same seasonings, 5 minutes per side and then give them the flip.
Oh hell yes. Think of the possibilities with this shit.
After the meat has been removed from the pan we will put a quick brown/wilt on the diced veggies.
These will go for about 5 minutes or so until the veggies are translucent. Season with a little salt and pepper. When the veggies are translucent add in the garlic for just a few seconds.
We’re going to need 3 cups of that homemade stock for this dish. Let’s see how much stock we had on hand.
Fucking bingo! Exactly 3 cups of stock.
Serendipity graces us once again.
Add the stock to the pot.
Then bring to a simmer.
Let this simmer and reduce down for say 15 minutes or so. In addition to making a thicker gravy it will intensify the flavors in the sauce.
Now add the browned proteins back to the pot.
Cover with a lid and then get this baby into a 350 degree oven for 45 minutes to an hour.
What’s going to happen during the time in the oven, the flour that coats the pork and chicken will use its magic coagulating powers and start to make this shit into a motherfucking GRAVY!
And if I’m not mistaken that’s why the fuck we’re here in the first place.
Next, cook some damn rice.
Of course you could serve this over potatoes or noodles or various other starches of your choosing but there’s something singularly satisfying about rice and gravy.
Sure, cook some corn too.
When the rice is done slap some on your plate.
Now scoop up that meat and gravy and smother that shit!
Check it out! Shit yes that’s some homemade garlic bread from scratch. I figure after last season you’ve probably seen enough homemade bread making for this lifetime.
I ate the pork chop first because, well it’s pork.
Holy fucking shit!
That was followed by a plate of the smothered chicken.
Get in real close why don’tcha?
The smothered chicken thighs were outstanding. That thigh meat was cooked perfectly and it tasted like…CHICKEN!
Both meats were dynamite. The slow braising and the smothering allow the seasonings to seep all the way through the meat. Yet still, there was a definite difference between the pork chop and the chicken.
I would eat the fuck out of either one of these two proteins over and over again.
That rice and gravy shit is what makes the whole thing sing though. You fellow devotees of the Southern cooking method know exactly what the fuck I’m talking about here. So very satisfying and so very, very delicious.
That homemade garlic bread allows the consumer to apply their best “sopping” techniques and it’s got the garlic bite and that soft interior texture?
Are you fucking shitting me over here?
That’s a goddamn gravy and THAT is why we gather here to sing it’s praises.
If I was religious at all I might toss out a “Praise Jesus” or some shit but the one thing I definitely AIN’T is a goddamn hypocrite.
Make this dish people. Enjoy this dish. Strike that. Fall in love with this dish.
This is life and its enjoyment encapsulated on one very delicious plate.
You’re welcome.
Enjoy the rest of your Sunday everyone.
Be well and let’s keep treating each other with dignity and respect.
See you next week people.
PEACE!
It doesn’t have the aesthetic appeal of women’s curling (well, not for me, anyway), but the Brier (Canadian men’s championships) are streaming on ESPN.
Not only did we correctly self-install our internet, we are now cable cord cutters! We have youtube tv and HBOMax on two tv’s! Much cheaper!
Great job!
Now go watch The Flight Attendant on HBOMax. I greatly enjoyed it
There is a pirate show that looks good too!
Some Doofus: “Why do you hate on Dean Smith so much? He was a good man-as part of his will, he gave money to all of his players.”
Me: “HE BORROWED THE IDEA FROM BONES MCKINNEY, THE FORMER WAKE FOREST COACH THAT PASSED AWAY IN 1997!!!! FUCK SAKES!!!!
If he was that great a guy he would have made sure his players got paid while he was still alive, like John Calpari or Bruce Pearl.
Or Rick Pitino, or Jerry Tarkanian or Mike Jarvis or Tim Floyd or Jim O’Brien or Todd Bozeman or Jim Harrick or Clem Haskins or Dave Bliss or…
/I could go on
Well, its the last day of the Regular Season. Time to check out the UC Bearcats and the Xavier Musketeers, to see what seed they’ll be in March Madness.
… … … mother of BLEERGH….
I’ve said it before-I like Coach K for a few reasons (calling out Dean Smith for his ref intimidation tactics, helping to get rid of the 4 Corners Offense, out-recruiting Shithead Smith within the state) but his petulant behavior after losing at home to UNC tells me what sort of man he really is.
I honestly would be fired if this happens.
She would her food and drinks very quickly from me. They’d have a few extra ingredients, but she’d get them.
Yeah, there’s no way she’s eating what she ordered.
Back in my day we’d just take the bell off the table and toss it. If she said one peep about it, she’d be out the door.
I would, as a customer, hurl that bell out of the restaurant before the server even had a chance to.
Part of me thinks that’s part of a stunt. No one can be that goddamn dumb.
/reviews results of recent elections
Ah, never mind. Carry on.
We went out to dinner once with a guy Gumby worked with. He whistled for the server like she was a fucking dog. I tore him a new one on the spot. I bet he hasn’t shit right since.
X-Men: Dark Phoenix is up next on TV. Should I watch it just once or throw the TV out the window?
Found a funny;
Wes Anderson’s THE PECULIAR INHABITANTS OF STATELY WAYNE MANOR:
Batman: Jason Schwartzman
Robin: Timothee Chalamet
Alfred: Bob Balaban
Commissioner Gordon: Anjelica Huston
Catwoman: Tilda Swinton
Joker: Bill Murray
Riddler: Willem Dafoe
Penguin: Owen Wilson (unrecognizable)
LoL it’s Rockinggggggg
https://mobile.twitter.com/EricDSnider/status/1500181087250575363?cxt=HHwWhsCjxYSw29EpAAAA
Parliamentary Inquiry: By Commissioner Gordon are you referring to James Gordon or Barbara Gordon?
Yes.
Commissioner James Gordon: Michael Keaton
Commissioner Barbara Gordon (Batman Beyond era): Anjelica Huston
Batgirl/Oracle Barbara Gordon (Young): Emma Stone
I’d switch out Owen Wilson for the Joker because he’s proven himself to be “suicide curious”.
Dude
Man city were LEGIT Rockingggg today vs Untd.
Michigan needs to learn what finishing strong means. These blocked layups add up.
Why do players in the EPL wear gloves when the weather is 43 degrees Fahrvergnugen? Do they really need to remind themselves that they are weak and pale sissy boys? I’d have thought that would be self-evident?
This game seems best summed up by “and then Harry McGuire did something stupid”
In Ohio sports parlance, we call that “…and then it happened.” We don’t know what it will be until happens, but when it happens, we’ll know it.
This looks delish! Gumby and I are going to attempt to self- install our internet. Let us pray…
IT help is available if you need it.
It’s scary how much that fixes things
Barring nagging injuries (I still think it’ll be a problem) The Broom might age well-after all, he has no footspeed to lose.
He’s a slightly faster version of Andrea Pirlo with a much better shot. Once he’s too slow for the PL, he can go and dominate Serie A in his late 30s.
He’ll be the MVP of MLS at 64.
Apology Alert: Last week I was lamenting that Houston was getting screwed over because they only had 4 losses and yet were only ranked 14th in the country. They’re currently down 20 to a nine-loss Memphis squadoo.
Memphis is better than people think, especially now that all the checks to Hardaways “recruits” have cleared their Cayman Island accounts
Sweet baby Jesus a Memphis mention? If you would please there is nothing to see here please look elsewhere.
If you gotta have a “Squad-wide Collective Brainfart”, its best to have it before the tournaments.
CITY SPLOOSH!!!!!
Fuck yeah that looks good
/2-1 score
US announcer: “The next goal is the most important!”
Brit announcer: “The next goal could dictate an awful lot.”
It has reached a balmy 75 degrees in HippoLair. We are forced to contemplate conditioned air.
I did not realize that our regal hippopotamus colleague was in fact Theodor Geisel! Good show!
Hippopotameuss.
“Grealish might be a dickbag but he’s our dickbag” is just not something I can get on board with.
There’s nothing wrong with Grealish that wrapping every car and building along his route to and from the stadium in bubble wrap wouldn’t fix.
This is DEElicious! Gotta try it with different meats.
All the meats
At once
– A. Reid
Don’t deny The Broom! Cracker of a game so far!
The most talented Belgian in the world today (that said, I have not perused their catalogue of adult films lately — there may be other prodigious talents that I am unaware of!). King Leopold would be proud!
Sir, if there were anyone that would know upincumming talent from Belgium it would be our very own BallsofSteel.
Incognito Mode Google Nathalie Lawson.
Never change Scotland.
Ralf Rangnick sounds like a character on the old Muppets Show.
This guy!
BROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/damn, that was quick
Gumbygirl can appreciate him scoring at 4:20 into the game.
Yes!
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Fellow thigh and leg man reporting. Hail multiple meats.
Thighs and ass over here. We talking about ladies right?
City v United. I miss Wakezilla’s rage.
Finished breakfast, then read this. Damn it now I’m hungry for some smothered chicken
MMMMMM.
Finnish Breakfast
“Parsley-part of a complete breakfast!”
-The Finnish Institute of Good Eatin’
I did have oatmeal with berries for breakfast. With juice and a coffee. No Sammy tho
/waves at hidden camera
I like oatmeal with cheese and hot sauce.
Whaaaaaat? What kind of cheese? I’m scared, and a little turned on!
You get your shredded Mexican Blend (light if you’re watching calories) and sprinkle it on top so it melts. Mix it with a spoon and add hot sauce on top!
Gonna try it one day
“Love this smothering idea! One Question: Where are the pillows?”
-Rachel Henry
Those aren’t pillows
Do they not talk about the Bears afterwards? Quite funny in retrospect.
How on Earth is the comments board so bare when the King’s Finest are having their way with those vile Moose-Hornets? This Bulawayo Saka fellow is especially gifted — though his demeanour prevents him from ever being eligible to become a Rhodesian Member of Parliament, I could see him being an exceptionally talented dishwasher! I shall request his employ at once!
USA even sent out the Balls bat-signal, with a Temptation Island promo!
/warning to Empire Builders – this television programme may include miscegenation
Sir, his demeanoUr is the reason? I thought it was that his family was involved in the Belgian Congo uprising.
A report from the front lines. The Whites pushed through yesterday with a formidable effort and victory over all of the other tribes is in sight.
Noted Moose Hornets supporter Sir Elton John is more likely to go down on the Queen than see his team play Premier League footy next season.
It would be like eating a powdered donut.
Nice man. After years of pan cooking and dealing with tough meat dishes l have gotten into this technique for a lot of meals. It is well worth the extra time. The celery, carrots and onion is standard here too. It’s simplicity is timeless. Thank you Sir.