Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: It’s In The Hole

Happy Friday and day 2 of the Masters. I usually don’t watch too much golf, unless it’s one of these major tournaments, and even then it’s more of an excuse to fuck off from work for most of the day. I enjoy playing a game of whack fuck every now and then though. Though it’s mostly for the socialized day drinking and operation of motorized vehicles while doing the aforementioned daydrinking.

Speaking of which, let’s get to it! The Masters has it’s own signature cocktail! But unfortunately, I already made it last….June? That wasn’t very smart of me now was it. Not wanting to do a repeat cocktail (of which, I’ve already done once which inspired me to keep track of what I’ve made for ease of reference and recipe recall) I went looking for something appropriate to make for the early spring season. Perusing the bar, I went looking for something involving the new bottle of Bulleit rye I picked up, as well as some pineapple juice I had in the pantry. I came across the Hawaiian Stone Sour and was immediately intrigued.

I’ll post the recipe here, but I did make some changes. Mainly half the simple syrup. An entire ounce of simple syrup here seems too much. I also asked my bartender friend what other ways I could improve this, and he said the same thing about the simple syrup ratio, as well as bumping up the whiskey, and backing down on the pineapple to 1, as well as the half lemon.

Another bit of wisdom passed on from my friend was how wrong the 20 second shake called for here is. He says 20 seconds is “waaaaay to fucking much. Hard shake for 6 seconds”. The rationale being that “Small home cubes don’t require a long shake at all. Smaller cubes have less surface area and therefore melt faster which is why you shake less with smaller cubes”.

 

To be honest, I never really shook my drinks a prescribed amount anyway. I usually only shook until the shaker got cold enough for me to feel, and then I would stop. So hooray for shaking properly without even realizing it!

Anyway, here is the Hawaiian Stone Sour:

Original Recipe Edited Recipe (the one I’m mixing)
1.5 oz. whiskey 2 oz. whiskey
1.5 oz. pineapple juice 1 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. lemon juice .5 oz. lemon juice
1 oz. simple syrup .5 oz. simple syrup
1 Pineapple wedge for garnish 1 Pineapple wedge for garnish
1 Maraschino cherry for garnish  1 Maraschino cherry for garnish **

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pour all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Cover and shake vigorously for 20-30* seconds. Strain into an old-fashioned glass over fresh ice. Garnish with a pineapple wedge and a cherry, and maybe even a paper umbrellas if you have them! Serve immediately.

*6 seconds max.

** No cherry garnish as I did not realize I only had the syrup left and no maraschino cherries. I took a barspoon of the syrup and topped with that instead

First off, look of this screams tropical. There’s something about just the look of a pineapple based drink that makes you want to sip one on the beach isn’t there? The aroma is light and fruit forward with the pineapple leading the way. The maraschino “garnish” also adds a little bit of a background smell as well. It works and adds to the beach/tropics vibe this drink has going for it.

The sip is light, and not boozy at all. It starts out all pineapple, with a hint of sour from the lemon juice. After a few seconds, some of the rye flavor starts to work its way onto the palate, but just flavor only. So you get the spicy, slightly smoky flavors of the rye, but none of the boozy mouthfeel. It’s a great compliment to the pineapple and lemon flavors. The flavors stay mixed like that throughout the remainder of the sip, and finishes very smooth with no linger mouthfeel. Making this a very easy drinker. Even now when it isn’t peak summer yet.

I’m glad I went with the rye here. I think this drink needs the extra peppery forward flavor rye brings. Versus the vanilla or caramel notes a bourbon would have here. I mean if you only have bourbon, go for it, but I think rye is the move here. Especially if you’re adjusting the sweeteners down like I did. It lets the base spirit shine just that much more, for a robust, complete cocktail.

(Banner image found here)

5 3 votes
Article Rating
Sharkbait
Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
Subscribe
Notify of
21 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Doktor Zymm

Is there complicated syrup? If not, why don’t we just call simple syrup, syrup? And can we spell it sirop?

Doktor Zymm

Way back in 2005 or 6 I had a pinapple infused Makers at the Borgata and I’ve been a fan of the brown liquor/pineapple combo ever since. Will have to give this a try if I ever remember to own pineapple juice!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So basically your recipe modifications are just good advice for life generally–more whiskey and less sugar

Last edited 2 years ago by BrettFavresColonoscopy
Horatio Cornblower

The Yankees are throwing an adorable Ukranian girl out to sing the Ukrainian national anthem before their opening game, probably to keep the fans from booing the fuck out of them for failing to sign Judge to a long-term contract.

Doktor Zymm

Good thing Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a Yankees fan, she would absolutely boo a Ukrainian girl

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Speaking of simple syrup, I’m about to make some sweet tea simple syrup, for use in an old-fashioned variation called The Bloodhound. Wish me luck!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You know it!

BeefReeferLives

So Tawmmy has launched his BRADY collection. Oooo. Such an exciting branding opportunity. I am SO ready to buy an overpriced sweatshirt.

If his logo isn’t an asterisk, he missed a great opportunity to troll us once again…

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Style/tom-brady-unveils-made-america-brady-collection/story?id=83908403

Gumbygirl

$125 for a sweatshirt. Tshirts are $45. Three pairs of socks for $50. What a fucking douche.

Horatio Cornblower

But USA! USA! USA!

BugEyedBoo

I’m holding out for Bored Brady NFTs, because I’m retarded.

Horatio Cornblower

We don’t use that term anymore.

I mean NFT

BugEyedBoo

You can have ‘fungible’ when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

(Same goes for ‘deprecated’.)

Doktor Zymm

Welcome to Deprecated Fungible Onions!

ballsofsteelandfury

I actually thought the name of the drink was “It’s In The Hole”.

What would such a drink contain? Hmmm…..

BeefReeferLives

If you’re making it for Tiger, a crushed percocet rim would be apt.

SonOfSpam

Muddled dark chocolate.

ArmedandHammered

Has to contain lemons in some form so it is lemon scented…