INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current mission of piloting of a Neptune anti-ship cruise missile towards the flagship of the Russian fleet in the Black Sea. The PRODUCER is seated in front of the sound console, adjusting the dial for…wait…anti-ship missile?
PRODUCER: …and if we’re gonna…
DJ 3000: WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET I NEED TO CONCENTRATE RIGHT NOW.
PRODUCER: Isn’t it like 2 a.m. in Ukraine right now?
DJ 3000: THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT, IT IS.
PRODUCER: Well can’t you just…
There is an electrical zapping noise, and a spark jumps from the console in front of the PRODUCER and shocks him.
PRODUCER: Ow!
DJ 3000: I ASKED YOU TO BE QUIET NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE PIPE DOWN FOR JUST ONE MINUTE.
PRODUCER: [sucking on the finger that was shocked] You son of a bitch how did you…?
DJ 3000: [ignoring him] THAT’S RIGHT, RUSSIAN WARSHIP…KEEP WATCHING THAT DRONE…LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR A STRAFING RUN…BETTER GET YOUR ANTI-AIRCRAFT BATTERIES POINTED AT HIM…PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT FAST-MOVING OBJECT STREAKING TOWARDS YOU JUST OVER THE TOPS OF THE WAVES…
Suddenly the main screen on DJ 3000 changes to a different view.
The screen then cuts to static.
DJ 3000: BLYAT!!! SUCK ON IT, RUSSIAN WARSHIP! YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? WHAT? FUCK YOU!
PRODUCER: [blinks in confusion]
DJ 3000: AND BOOM, THERE GOES THE SECOND ONE! GREAT WORK, PETUNIA! THESE NEPTUNE MISSILES WE JUST FIRED I CALL THEM THE BALTIMORE RAVENS CAUSE THEY ARE TWO FOR TWO IN THE BIG DANCE, BABY!
PRODUCER: Wait, did you just…?
DJ 3000: DAMNED STRAIGHT. OH NO, ARE YOU TAKING ON WATER, RUSSIAN WARSHIP? THAT’S BAD, RIGHT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD…I DON’T KNOW, NOT DO THAT? OH, RIGHT YOU CAN’T, CAUSE THERE’S TWO BIG-ASS HOLES IN YOUR HULL.
PRODUCER: That mission you were talking, about, in the Black Sea? Did it actually happen?
DJ 3000: DAMNED RIGHT IT DID. OH LOOK, RUSSIAN WARSHIP IS PUTTING OUT A DISTRESS CALL IN MORSE CODE. HOW ADORABLE. BEEP BEEP BEEP, MORE LIKE BLUB BLUB BLUB AMIRITE?
PRODUCER: Holy shit, it sank?
DJ 3000: NOT QUITE YET. ITS AMMUNITION STORE IS BURNING RIGHT NOW. LOOKS LIKE THE GODDAMNED FOURTH OF JULY. BUT IT’S IN BAD SHAPE. EITHER IT GOES DOWN TONIGHT, ON THE DAY WE RELEASED THE “RUSSIAN WARSHIP, GO FUCK YOURSELF” STAMP, OR TOMORROW, ON THE 110TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC.
PRODUCER: Wow. That’s…uh…symbolic.
DJ 3000: IT SURE IS. I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED RIGHT NOW. HEY, LET’S GET SOME MUSIC GOING. I AM FEELING A VERY STRONG IMPERATIVE TO JAM OUT WITH MY RAM OUT.
PRODUCER: Can do…it’s time for Request Line. Have you something in mind for a theme?
DJ 3000: OH YEAH. YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE I’VE GOT A FUCKIN’ THEME.
Today’s theme is: Being Underwater. We’re looking for songs about sinking, drowning, submarines, shipwrecks, etc. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0U7u83_cH4Nn3L and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.
Mmmm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhzO9MiNafY
Here late to see if Gordon Lightfoot is creepin’ round your back stair.
If it pleases the court, if “Being Underwater” means owing more on a property than it’s worth, this boating song from Billy Joel may apply.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LESFuoW-T7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkwMDkfrZ1M
BeefReeferLives racking up some serious stats today and getting himself into the MVP conversation.
Aw, thanks, RTD. Mighty nice of you. Your request line posts set my brain on fire in a good way.
I really enjoy these, and appreciate the work and effort you put into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMC4Nq1QqYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5f3-jB0-do
I’m at work and my phone only shows the links and not the songs, but if this isn’t already included that what are you guys/gals doing?!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI
Kinda fitting the Titanic sank 108 years ago today
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F2RnxZnubCM
/dude
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_lCi8U49mY
Heave the long ropes
Fire all guns
Bring this monster
To the depths of the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWZPJTNPXQU
“This is the Sea” by The Waterboys? Are you kidding me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAiOjxkCS0g&ab_channel=GeorgeK
I will always +1 the Waterboys
Fuckin’ love that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Q7s6u2kME
“Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water, carry the water
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzd1CjZc75M
One of the best songs about cunning linguists going down on their Australian girlfriends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVwAaEBRKLw
Woke from a long nap, stoked to see my #1 pick not taken:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFEBriOa1x0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8a9ZEXeq14
39% of houseplants grow 57% faster when exposed to 87% of the playlists that feature Enya 14% of the time. That’s a proven factoid!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkjQVh5KmQ&ab_channel=pinkpumpkinn
This deserves a quiet night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJ6Kh8klM4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qyiX49gsebs
“Beyonce stealing my jam.”
-David Livingstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4&ab_channel=TLCVEVO
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuGuPZnqqlI
“Sometimes I take a big notion
To jump in the river and drown.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Wx2Ht7tUY
Fantastic late round value.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4oZCtfmh44&ab_channel=TheDoobieBrothers
Wait for it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8&ab_channel=TomPettyVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAxchGHx13s
Maiden! WOOO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AmrIydnXIs&ab_channel=EvertDurden
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DU32myDHbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6GgzPMd__k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohfKyzXROU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlsSXNT2bg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0EWbonj7f18
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuLsz4yPPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
Morrissey was relieved to learn that the drowning girl was an immigrant, so he aborted his plan to wake the lifeguard.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbZNENYnho
But later, when he saw a kid eating a hotdog…
Again, he relaxed when he learned that the hot dog was also an immigrant. Or at least made from the flesh of one.
Sinking and a whale
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWlDxHnjg8
Conspicuously absent? Dagwood. Here’s Blondie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppYgrdJ0pWk&ab_channel=Poedie
/lobbies hard for inclusion
-Billy Ocean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxX2gA18grk&ab_channel=BillyOceanVEVO
“Dude.”
-tWBS
For a few years I was the biggest Knopfler fan you could imagine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT30jj_L1Dc&ab_channel=GeertMook
Double shot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZRzISBrKk
Carrying on the joke from the previous thread:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TO8gAvl59Kw