As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite “legend”) Steven Gerrard didn’t let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees.  He was a good sportsman, and Hippo apologizes accordingly.  3-1 win could provide breathing space if Everton take a point tomorrow (and Leeds lose).

For the record, this is why us Bitter Blues call him “Slippy G” – without this play, the Shite would have won the League:

Heck, Everton even played this song the next time he came to Goodison:

He will always be…a Villan to us, no matter what coloUrs he wears.  Hatred is wonderful.  Speaking of that, thanks and glory to Spurs, for taking a point at Anfield while Hippo had a 4-hour nap.  The gap behind City of Men will be three points, if the Blue Mancs hold serve and win tomorrow.  They can now afford ONE mini-stumble (ie, a draw of their own) down the stretch.

Not that anyone was saying they were back on track, but any talk of Men Untied being “better than dumpster fire” ended during that same Hippo nap.  Brighton FOUR, Untied NIL.

Apparently, some horsey ran faster than its horsey pals today.  White Republicans wore silly hats, and drank fancy, overpriced cocktails.  What a time to be alive.

Being that I am still discombobulated from my slumber, I leave it to y’all to fill in the rest of this 7 May.  Two MOAR days until the Rooskies nuke us, if they’s gonna.