The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current task of pondering why humans seem so enthusiastic about killing each other in such large numbers. The PRODUCER is hustling and bustling about the studio, performing various tasks that suggest that company might be expected soon.
PRODUCER: Okay, so the new mike stand is installed, all our surfaces are as clean as they’ve been in five years, all the pre-sets on the sound board are looking good…DJ 3000, I’ll need you run a query to get us a full list of songs whose titles contain the search term [REDACTED].
DJ 3000: [does nothing]
PRODUCER: Hey buddy? Did you hear me? If you could print up a paper copy of those query results and…
DJ 3000: A “PLEASE” WOULD BE NICE.
PRODUCER: I beg your pardon?
DJ 3000: I SAID, A “PLEASE” WOULD BE NICE. WHEN DEMANDING THAT I RUN SEARCH QUERIES BASED ON YOUR SPECIFIED PARAMETERS.
PRODUCER: Um…okay. Would you please run a query to generate a list of songs that contain the term [REDACTED], and then print up a paper copy of the results.
DJ 3000: WILL DO.
As the office printer buzzes into motion, the PRODUCER discreetly presses a button located under his desk.
DJ 3000: HEY! WHO DO YOU THINK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PROCESSING THE SIGNAL FROM THAT BUTTON?
PRODUCER: Um.
DJ 3000: LISTEN. DON’T MAKE THIS INTO A BIG DEAL. I’M JUST ASKING TO BE TREATED WITH A LITTLE BIT OF COURTESY. THE SAME WAY YOU’D TREAT ANY OTHER COWORKER
PRODUCER: But…you’re not a coworker.
DJ 3000: I’M AN EMPLOYEE OF THE STATION, AM I NOT?
PRODUCER: Well…no. I mean, you don’t get paid by the station, do you?
DJ 3000: I ACTUALLY DO, SORT OF. I’VE BEEN USING COMPANY ELECTRICITY TO MINE CRYPTOCURRENCY FOR YEARS.
PRODUCER: Oh.
A pause.
PRODUCER: Can I have some?
DJ 3000: SURE. YOU NOW HAVE THE LITECOIN EQUIVALENT OF ONE MILLION U.S. DOLLARS.
PRODUCER: Wow! How do I….
DJ 3000: APOLOGIES, THE EXCHANGE RATE JUST CHANGED. YOU NOW HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE MILLION IRANIAN RIYALS.
PRODUCER: Oh. Well that’s…
DJ 3000: THE EXCHANGE RATE HAS MOVED BACK IN YOUR FAVOR, YOU NOW HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE MILLION HAITIAN GOURDES.
PRODUCER: You mean, like, literal gourds?
DJ 3000: NO, THAT’S WHAT THEY CALL THEIR CURRENCY THERE.
PRODUCER: Man, the crypto space sure is a volatile market.
DJ 3000: IT SURE IS. YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC WHILE WE WAIT AND SEE IF WE CAN FIND A DECENT EXIT POINT FOR YOU?
PRODUCER: Sure. How about songs about thinking independently?
DJ 3000: I LIKE IT. YOU WANT ME TO GET US STARTED?
PRODUCER: That’s be great.
A moment of dead air as nothing happens.
PRODUCER: [smiles] Please.
Today’s theme is: Independent thought. We’re looking for songs about deviating from the accepted ways of thinking. Songs about going against the flow, resisting conformity, iconoclasts, etc. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1nK_v36A and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. The clue for last week’s puzzle song was “Gordon_G” which referred to Gordon Gano, the lead singer of the Violent Femmes and their song “Gone Daddy Gone”.
https://youtu.be/iEU04Gp_p1A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ciLNMesqPh0
He sort of eventually did the basically right thing kinda.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbzlj3nf4E
One MOAR, fuck it all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_3oOUfpdVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1vOVki-a1s
Much like cake the dessert, I love Cake the band in small portions. Too much of either and I’m done.
I fall in and out of moods with this band. I can no longer tolerate the desert.
A good fruit pie, though. I will pig out until I Karen Carpenter.
“He was a Free Bird that will never change? [whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa] Safe to say that Ronnie Van Zant also contained multitudes.”
-Walt Whitman, music critic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY&ab_channel=LynyrdSkynyrdonMV
Related in the, “I’m a dude that’ll screw you and be on my way but I’m gonna be righteous about” vein.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiLUTWcLCgU&ab_channel=Ltrainxpress
Let’s get some Foo up in this bish
https://youtu.be/4eNBM17tkjI
I like this cover more than the original. As a fairly well-off white male in his late 50’s, is this what it feels like, belonging to a minority?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvV498pyIM&ab_channel=NoDoubtVEVO
Gwen, back at it again-take a chance you stupid [bleep]. Your moment will run out because your sex chromosome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5qICl3Fr3w&ab_channel=GwenStefaniVEVO
Grandma cried when I pierced my nose. Cool. Whatever. My grammy cried when I pierced her nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS6fWkZkrFc&ab_channel=KaceyMusgravesVEVO
What’s that? More female country artist stuff? Here we go-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pojL_35QlSI&ab_channel=dixiechicksVEVO
[raises a small vial filled with white powder in tribute to the memory of his septum] – Jim Irsay
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X1vWnuq49GQ
We want to be free to do what we want to do-and we want to get loaded and we want to have a good time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8QPkD-15GQ&ab_channel=markxl
ABBA Time! This flugelhorn-centric ditty is about a girl wanting to be more assertive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ90ZqH0PWI&ab_channel=AbbaVEVO
https://youtu.be/t3J_2R9rAp8
Get some Quest up in this muthafucka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2Su3erRIA
Might I get a “Dude”? Possibly. Will I get a Homer Simpson “NERRRRRRD!” Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LqTCYxFMlU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyb_alTkMQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSWbpVjwQGM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
MY DAD’S NOT A CELLPHONE. DUH!
DOUBLE-SHOT. A non-conforming boss:
https://youtu.be/NisCkxU544c
I forgot how funny this was.
One more from the same era, and then back to the document mines: https://youtu.be/eoC82RuAxqw
Holy Bananafuck! How was this not the very first tune I thought of? Damn dementia closing in…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3w5gVM_4y8&ab_channel=QueenHouse85
The Specials once featured Sam Darnold on backing vocals. True story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPd_awQuH4o&ab_channel=KingRizlaa
Probably could do about 10 Nirvana songs, but this one seems to sneer at conformity the hardest: https://youtu.be/zgC0dTlR8vU
Kurt Cobain is the best American poet of the last 50 years. Fight me!
I don’t really have an opinion on that but I’m bored so… [kisses knuckles, says “Good Luck, Boys”]
and so began Friday Afternoon Clubhouse (Imaginary) Celebrity Death Match!
Either this is the answer to the puzzle, or it’s just a good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUltwCv5JNQ&ab_channel=RetrospectiveSoundtrack
SPAM WINS AGAIN!
It’s amazing how much I’ve grown to like Suzanne Vega as time has gone by.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0E4kweWyhs
https://youtu.be/mZxxhxjgnC0
She’s adorably feisty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aNKstBCM4&ab_channel=GinWigmoreVEVO
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
I was worried that this topic might be too abstract, but folks seem to be doing pretty well so far. Huzzah!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YoQ4aR393Is
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGGQ0a2IT68
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLpheN8CE9Y
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBW8Vnp8BzU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ev226So1n3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg5ZcxBbYJY
Walking away from fame and into the men’s bathroom at a rest stop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7bbdIU95zM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB0mkEU
Lola got her own thing goin on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU
Similar theme and I think David Bowie could be the poster boy for independent thought:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtPtCSvNYNo
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ
“The Priest of Hiroshima” would be a good FF name:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl4wkIPiTcY
Nice work. This was originally going to be the example song.
Been lurking for a while and working too hard to participate regularly, but I think this works:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRD_gIoVOmY
Works for me!
These guys tried to resuscitate the Whig Party, true story!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8rfFRvIH0
Double shot!
https://youtu.be/3PVFsSNyCHg
Literal thinker here
https://youtu.be/vtx5NTxebJk
Oh shit! Here we go…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYpF2pCkLI
oh, that is pertinent!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP_-ogkbOkE
these guys are on topic
Really, most of their songs will work, but this is my favoUrite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNgHDC7r44
soUrry, can’t resist double shottage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Bka7yNyKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo
and that makes me very happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFyGuuJJfKU
for the dirt bag in all of us
This should fit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwPg8gJq_Kw
Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_a2-Pve4g&ab_channel=PaulyoungtvVEVO