Let’s ask some more, shall we? (see what I did there?)
To The Games!
Giants/Titans:
Will the surprise cutting/setting adrift of linebacker Blake “Tackling Machine” Martinez come back and bite the Giants in the butt in Week One? Oh my, yes. Did you know that the Titans have not won less than nine games since 2015? That’s some wonderful consistency that fans of certain other teams might be jealous of. Will the piecemeal Giants o-line be able to hold up against the Titans front? Will Danny Dimes get to 10 sacks or 10 turnovers first?
Packers/Vikes:
When will Cousins-who finishes every year as a top 12 qb-ever get the credit he deserves? And why is everyone over the moon about Justin Jefferson and yet down on Cousins? There’s a wild disconnect there. How long will it take for Qaron to cuss out one of the wr’s? What is the Jones/Dillon split going to look like? Fantasy owners must know! Is Allen Lazard really going to lead this team in receiving?
Chiefs/Cards:
They’re saying all the right things but are the Chiefs really that happy with CEH? I myself think that Andy prefers his rb’s to be a bit more dynamic than what has been shown so far. So that gives rise to, “Is Pacheco yet another preseason wunderkind or the real deal? I think if there’s any meat on the bone that Pacheco will be eased in and the Chiefs will have a timeshare on their hands. Did Murray do his homework this week? If so, is there a gold star on the paperwork and is it being displayed proudly on the fridge?
Go do your thing.
Update: I still hate football but not as much as my family. (Was called away from game with 3:00 in OT for trivial shit.)
Could they have purposely pulled you away for your cardiac health?
It doesn’t count if they pull me from one cardiac event to another.
I hope this game so far is indicative of the amount of disappointment and ineffectiveness Rodgers will experience all season
No one can be inoculated against disappointment.
Steve Keim must have been out drunk driving when Roster Building 101 covered the legal forward pass.
Going for a drunken swim. See you in a bit.
Oooh, that sounds nice and refreshing, have fun!
Dont forget the cement boots!
A bears win was an unexpected surprise.
And yes, Mr. Bigglesworth was by my side
You really should not leave him in the wash so long.
12 straight completions for Mahomes.
I’m sure Steve Keim is on the horn looking for another running back.
Just had to jump through 18 different hoops to get streams of the giants to people. Its fucking 2022. Why out of market games are restricted to Directv is insanity
Watching Redzone on Fubo, they have done a great job today.
Yet damn fubo up here doesn’t have the rights so I have to have both Fubo and Dazn which I 100 percent admit is a 1st world problem but it is fucking annoying as they both have jacked their prices.
Would a VPN work? To change your area?
No because they know where your login address is from. So my login is up here and then it turns and offers you the version that travels with you which of course is more expensive.
Ah.
I do miss Redzone, but considering I’m only paying $29.99 for the entire season right now it’s not worth it to add it
There’s a fairly reliable “stream” that flows “east” and it’s favorite moon is “.io”.
Aw, Duke, you don’t have to be coy here! v2.sportsurge.net is where I go for baseball, not sure if it’s solid for football or not.
Thankfully, this will be the last year of Sunday Ticket on DirecTV. It will probably go to Apple or Amazon next year.
I hope Davante got fucking paid for that taco bell ad. Because he is going to need to buy a bunch of new toilets.
Both have made award winning runs
Andy Reid reportedly trying to lure Ham and Mostert to the Chiefs and keeping an eye out for a player named Rye
Also reaching out to OJ Mayo to convert to football
Fucking Tony Romo already annoying.
– Mrs. Romo
Why? Does he call you someone else’s name?
He still leads the league in smiles.
As opposed to Jonathan Owens, who leads the league in Biles.
I would murder a hobo for her shoulder/bicep development.
Sorry, Scotchy, don’t mean to thin the herd.
The Superb Owl hangover is real, but not as bad my hangover.
OK, I’m taking a bathroom break, because unlike the Bengals special teams I’m not willing to shit all over myself in public.
“What about in private?” – Osi Umenyiora
Whoooooooooooooooooooo!
That was a game, huh? Wow!
Out of all the games played this opening weekend, that was definitely one of them.
I was half thinking that the clock would run out and the Steelers would miss the chance to kick the FG, but then I remembered they have Tomlin who is competent at clock management. No double tie for us!
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I’m taking a pain pill. Not in an arbitrary manner. No, I’m taking it as a salute to the First Responders that are the Giants linebackers that will be trying to tackle Derrick Henry. God Bless You, One And All.
Rodgers is gonna make that rookie ride in the bus washroom back to the airport.
With Roethlisberger.
He was gonna do that anyway, no matter the outcome. He’s Aaron Rodgers.
Aaron hates that receiver so much already
Gonna cough on him real hard.
Going to treat him like family
I hate that within 2 minute rule.
Agreed. It’s the worst thing about the NFL.
Other than the misogyny, of course.
Joe Burrow absolutely has money on Pittsburgh.
How many people’s leagues just went tits up with Najee Harris going out in Week 1?
LOVIE SMITH IS MAH GOD
There are 2 outs in the bottom of the 2nd and the Yankees have outscored the Patriots, 10-7.
I do believe your football team will destroy old man Brady and his peanut brittle offensive line.
From your lips to the many ears of Bleergh, Shank’lor, and the rest of the pantheon.
I would love to see him get career ending injury (just like every day) just to have Giselle file the divorce papers the next day.
The Football deities want their sacrifices.
PRAISE SHAN’KLOR
DOINK!
LOLOLOLOLOL
DOINK!!!
DOINK
GIVE ME ALL THE TIES!!!!
-Michael Hutchence, right before, well, you know
Don’t change a thiiiiiing!
The Clots!
CLOLTS
Its Kicker melt down day
Pittsburgh getting their annual tie out of the way early this season.
upon further review….
Long-snapper try-outs in Cincinnati next week.
Oh Cincy…
REDSHIRT HATES FOOTBALL REAGAIN
Redshirt, I suggest heroine!
Laces Out!
The Bungles!
And the Clit Commanders won? Better check the local diamond shops next to animal testing facilities.
Game is still going, but they just intercepted JAX, so yeah, probably. Surprisingly decent game, and Wentz looks decent maybe ~75% of the time
Counterpoint: It’s Jacksonville.
Is it just me or are the Bengals running plays seem super obvious?
It’s at least you and the Steelers front 7.
Ha!
CBS just showed a score of 27-26 with the tag “end of the 4th”
Forgive me ignorance, but wouldn’t that be “final”?
both kyle shanahan and the falcons will eternally pay for 28-3
Wow, Wentz did a really nice good! And nice catch for Dotson
And 2-pt conversion! I guess the team is really benefiting from Snyder’s absence
Is he still out at sea?
It looks like he was until yesterday, when he flew his private jet back to the States to catch the game. From what I heard he might stay out there until after the November elections
https://twitter.com/DanSnydersYacht
I watched the last quarter of that Bears game and am still confused by a win
There are a few surprises so far, but that’s gotta be one of the surprisiest
Weather was crap and it was the first game so it’s hard to read too much into it. That being said, Trey Lance doesn’t look like a starting QB in the league.
Ordered Curry Pizza for late game food, so even if all these games end up sucking at least I will have Desi garlic bread to munch on
/texts Balls to see if garlic bread is a California sexy euphemism.
/is not, but Indian garlic bread sounds devine
On Bungles, thou hast bungled.
Redshirt, aside from the heart attack, how did the game go?
“Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln.”
That’s what I was looking for.
Joe Flacco-Not elite.