Hello again. Just one more game to cap off a wonderful day of footballin’. Let’s get at it, shall we?
To The Game!
Bucs/Cowboys:
-It’s hard to imagine Micah Parsons playing any better than he did last year but that rat bastard (he’s a Cowboy) is my pick for DPOY.
-Godwin must surely be on a pitch count so the question becomes, “Evans or Julio?”. I’d pick Evans as the one that the Cowboys should pay most attention to. Sure, Julio can move the ball downfield but the likelihood of him actually getting into the endzone is thin.
-Tampa is a miserable 1-12 when they wander down to Dallas.
-Hopefully the Cowboys have Pollard in the mix more than they have had in year’s previous. He adds a bit of juice to that backfield. Don’t get me wrong-if you want to salt a win away by running the ball, Zeke is the best in the league. (let’s pretend that Derrick Henry doesn’t exist for a moment) But Pollard has a ‘take it to the house when you least expect it’ quality about him.
-A bottom 5 o-line? That’s what one Sirius football talkin’ guy accused Dallas of having during a fit of hyperbole. That said, that unit must be the central concern of most fans of the team. Zach Martin is still around but the rest of the line is a mess.
-Last year them Cowboys had the highest turnover Expected Points Added of any team in the last five years. They’ll get theirs as long as Diggs & Co. are around but they can’t expect to approach that number again this year.
You’re free to do what you (mostly) wish down below.
Nothing less sexy than a blatant disregard for road safety.
TB12 denied a TD for the 2nd time tonight?
#88 Club comes with free pair of scissors and trial attorney
BYOC* Bring Your Own Cocaine (and some for Irvin)
I think any time they introduce Ol’ Double J’s wife the word “wife” needs to be preceded by “long suffering”
Lot of Jackson Pollocks in the Dallas skybox massage room
Huh. Thought they were condiment spills.
Not as many as in Deshaun Watson’s
The Emmys are still a thing? Really?
Monarchies still are, too, so why the hell not.
very nice stop for Dallas
Just replace Cris “Covid” Collinswroth with Younger Collinsworth and know will notice.
¡Jesús!
I for one would like to see her backside as well.
I like her shoulders too.
Cristo. Amado.
Collinsworth-less sounds like he gargled the wrong QB balls.
and 1 Dallas lineman gone, great.
Dark Zeke
Jesus. Zeke’s head looks like potted kudzu.
“looks like”
A steady diet of lead paint chips takes a toll on a person.
but that TASTE, man!
Kudzu generates air pollution, but I guess in his case it’s hair pollution
Collinsworth sounds like he’s losing his voice.
My sense of optimism is rising.
Thank you sir but I’ve actually eaten too many banana cakes today.
SKOL MOTHERFUCKERS!!
That was a fine lookin’ win for your guys!
Justin fucking Jefferson. First fantasy pick for my team too.
If other defenses cover him like GB, he will be the first WR to win MVP
Is that Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader doing a Sign Language Translation of the instrumental version of a song?
Forget it Redshirt: it’s Dallas-Fort Worth.
Presenting our flag today are first responders from Texas, but not Uvalde, for reasons that should be obvious.
Because the moms haven’t secured AT&T Stadium yet?
Credit services ad means it’s Telemundo
NO solamente
Does anyone else LAMAHHHH fucked up in turning down 6 yrs/$290 mil from the Ratbirds?
Is he truly worth more than $48 million a year?
He’s worth it
Only about half guaranteed though, the Browns set a standard giving Mr. Peek-a-boo-dick a fully guaranteed contract and considering how many hits Lamar! takes wanting more guaranteed money makes sense
I don’t think so, but the way the NFL just puts up pinball numbers for QBs I don’t blame him for demanding more.
The Cowboys, every time they rush a-soon-to-be-divorced Tom Brady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37hx1UCTAzY
Oh Lucy
Missed you, Carrie.
Brady got some botox
Brady getting a divorce…
We should make an OKCupid profile for him
Mrs Cola can do the TB 12 diet takedown. She hates that fuckwit.
I would LOVE to read that
Co-signed. I loved her first article.
Oh yeah, me too!
Got an eleven point lead with Tampa Def and Jerry Juedy left going against garbage time specialist Dak Prescot.
YOU CALL THAT CONTOURING???
The Telemundo feed is all El equipo de América this, Brady el mejor en la historia that. At least the pregame is spare
¿Y ella quién es?
Ariana… No sé. Pero lo hace bien.
Apologies, but I will only half-assedly watch this. Dak! is on one leg, with no OTs. This is gonna be a slaughter.
But Jason Garrett picked dem cows to win. Surely that counts for something
Wants the Supper Club to marvel at his bravery
I made it back to the fortress. What did I miss?
Upsets, a tie, almost another tie, some very good entertaining football and also the Jets!
And a banner for you!
woohoo!
Uh oh, Mac’s back attacked!
Hope he’s okay, he seems quite likable for a Patriot
As far as overseers go, one could do much worse than The Legend of White Mac.
Opponent in Big Boy Money League sat both Dotson and Mikey Thomas. Luv ya, buddy!
I lost with Justin Jefferson starting for me. I am really, REALLY bad at this.
Celebrating the Steelers’ victory, I see.
Absolutely FROTHING sitting here waiting for the post-game show to start taking Qardinals Qallers.
How bad was the Dallas D last year? A rookie led them in tackles for loss, sacks and hits on the qb. Pathetic.
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/1569077555009028096?s=20&t=oOOTOXN-F1WoSRbbbZQx6g
I feel really bad for all the people celebrating their 21st birthday today.
Butters is 25 today.
Some greasy foreigner just won the US Open, if you’re wondering what the worst thing that ever happened in New York on 9/11 is.
a greasy teenager. Feh
Let’s do this Dallas haters
Ok-what was the ballsy play that Daboll pulled off?
Went for 2 after a TD when they were down one. And the Giants made it, then the Titans missed a gimme FG.
You know, the usual.
Appreciate the info-I’ll dial down my complete hatred of the ‘Boys by 25% this evening as a way of saying ‘thanks’.
75% of infinity is still infinity
“Witchcraft!”
— Qaaron
This has been a weird Week 1 so far.
It seems like they all are. Every week 2 as I’m looking to bet, I feel as though I’ve never watched the NFL in my life. Such a strange sport.
As it should be!