Oh Lordy, did some things happen yesterday! Let’s head over and take a look at a few items.
Fallout:
-Dank Prescott is gone for 6-8 weeks and if you leaned into the ‘Boys hype and got yourself some skill dudes from that squadoo you would appear to be screwed. Without Dank back there defenses are going to “Pack That Box!” vs Zeke. CeeDee Lamb’s breakout season has also been put on hold. Two catches on 11 targets!? And now he gets Cooper Rush. Them Jones Boys done it again, I’ll tell you what!
-T.J. Watt has a torn pec-will he wear down just like his older brother? It might be a bit too quick to jump to that but where else was I going to jump?
-The Cards have switched things up and instead of fading down the stretch Kliff’s Kops are fading straight out of the gate.
-The Giants won their first home opener in six years and are being rewarded with a first place spot in the slovenly NFC East.
To The Game!
Broncos/Seahawks:
-May as well get this revenge game out of the way the first week of the season. One wonders what kind of hellfire Noah Fant will unleash on Denver.
-Pete Carroll insists that nothing is wrong but the Vegas 0/U of a paltry 5.5 wins tells a different story. Carroll has also advocated for “Booing” Russell Wilson when he makes his way on to the field. Classy.
-Kudos to Geno Smith winning the starting job battle-was anyone on the coaching staff awake for the entire thing?
-A Slow Start? Very few Donks starters played minutes in the preseason. I think the Cards took the same approach. Hmmm…
-Courtland Sutton’s prop for catches is 4.5. That appears to be “first half achievable”.
Get at it, lords and ladies.
Nice hands, Feet.
Like the “Joy Book” on Big Love!
Looks like the Donks now have an offense.
Should’ve been picked
I kind of want to screw with my TV’s color settings so that everything is black except for the Seahawks uniforms.
Trrippy!
I think the old 50’s Black and White TV would still show the true color of the jerseys.
Lost a step
Something tells me I should close this tab as I won’t be using it tonight.
Cast Away (4/5) Movie CLIP – I’m Sorry, Wilson! (2000) HD – YouTube
Geno Smith is 17 for 18, 164 yard and 2 TD?
What Kind Of Place Is This – YouTube
Going to enjoy watching everyone who had Dak Prescott as their QB pick Geno up next week.
“I told you, Peyton, never bet against Geno.” – Eli, through a mouthful of pizza rolls
Elisha’s sad his buddy Buster wasn’t allowed out so late to share the juice boxes.
I think Eli found a new place on his body where he can shove crayons into
So Fozz, you own a Labrador. They can be a little crazy, huh?
IIRC, once Labs get to 3 years old, they chill WAY the fuck out
Mine’s 6. They do not.
“Did somebody say something about a lab?” – Todd Marinovich, looking for a new wholesaler
Wow, Parkinson’s treatment has really come a long way in recent years!
WVU kisses you, Geno.
That’s a highlight of a TD play there!
Look, you HAVE to be covering if there’s zero fucking pressure on the QB.
I stepped out to talk to Momshirt. I was going to ask for a game update, but Hippo has brought me up to speed.
LET RUSS BE A SOUS CHEF
My 8 year old was infatuated with this lobster tank. I didn’t know whether to smile at childhood innocence, or think maybe he’s kind of a dumbass.
He was probably just hungry.
Those were pretty interesting as a kid
I already want to mute Shannon Sharpe.
Only thing worse would be Skip Bayless
https://youtu.be/OsPoBVfkcWA?t=34
SHANK’LOR was sated yesterday, tonight BLEERGH FEASTS.
Also, hello fellow reprobates.
Evening.
An Indiana Jones themed graphic?
Here in SoCal we get commercials for Morongo casino where the people morph into other people and it freaks me the fuck out.
It’s almost unbelievable how many Broncos WILSON fans there are in this stadium
My ex-wife is one of them!!
Well I don’t like her then!
Looks like half the stadium sold their tickets. Probably for a profit.
With this economy you have to do whatever to make ends meet. Thanks, Uncle Joe!
With the new football season upon us, I like to watch commercials and document all the different types of PC tropes used in each one.
Truly a golden era for the multi-racial child actor!
My favorite so far was the two gay fathers, both of different races, with the obviously adopted daughter, who was Asian American.
Suck it seahawks
Who can stop future HOF Russell Wilson
A Jerry Jice Jouchdown
Did they grease the receivers up like Scotsman before this game?
It is truly a breathtaking sight laddie.
Got to turn around and play the ball
D-O-N-K-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has #FifthPill been deployed? It sure has, Other Hippo!
/y’all poke me with your foot if I forget to breathe and such
my BOILING RAGE/HATE will keep me ticking over
Turn sound on your phone and I will text you cursing the Broncos and FF implications.
oh, there been swears comin’ from the HippoLair. BUHLEE DAT
/the Judge Jeudy TD kills me in money league, too (I still cheered it)
Battle of game managers so far
Less interviewing and more game calling, Manning Bros!
“I tried ‘more calling’ and it didn’t help one bit.” – Eli, referring to his attempts to find a date for last year’s Spring Formal.
Did they just pick up an entire TNF game and drop it wholesale onto MNF?
The Mouse needs to pay for those She-Hulk shows
Did you set any fluids from the pipes yesterday?
We did not. It was a good game day experience. Free parking, free food/drinks at the USO tent and our seats were good. Jaguras still Jagura’d but it wasn’t the ass beating the first half hinted at.
Beer prices are redonkulous.
Geno’s pumped. Pointlessly
I think my dog is jealous that the Roomba is allowed in the master bedroom but she’s not.
Silly puppy, you don’t really want a digestive system that doesn’t involve excretion!
Missing some charm?
https://twitter.com/gbellseattle/status/1569489878265794564
Surely he still has the nanobubbles??
/but I turn the TV off if Brett Rypien comes into the fixture
What if they’ve expanded to microbubbles!!?
Or Decibubbles for that matter.
WHAT ARE YOU FLEXING FOR Y’ALL AIN’T DONE FUCK SHIT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G8oHukH_pE
This past Saturday I:
If anyone happens to have the Angel of Death’s mobile number, please email it to me.
Well done though!
It gets better. Eventually they all grow up and leave home.
Although, without the divorce, maybe it doesn’t??
Christ, this is gonna go down to the wire
And there goes Adams
Dammit. More like Jamal “Glass” Adams.
Ah the Russell Wilson coverage sack.
Also, admins. I changed my password, wipe my cache, wiped my history, couldn’t sign in on Chrome. Can on Firefox
ask Gametimedecision, or internet dad on the ole back channel
try refresh the page after signing in, works for me
I too have found this method helpful.
log in, click the article (it will say logged out, but disregard), then hit refresh. Works almost every time
That’s what works for me too.
have you tried turning it off and back on?
Barkley will injure himself during this interview
Am going to be sadder when Samuel L. Jackson passes away then i was about some Royal twat.
So far sea raptors over ungulates.
Let’s go Donks
Is this “Star Wars” thing going to catch on with today’s youth?
I’m kinda thinking I’ll watch it. Then again I first saw Star Wars in a theater when I was 8, so it’s part of my being. Although the Obi Wan series sucked dead donkey dick.
Here, too. I’m a sucker for Star Wars. I was more disappointed in The Book of Boba Fett than Obi Wan.
I get excited about it every time I see the preview – which looks spectacular – and then forget about it within an hour.
Mando was ok. the rest not so much
This is my old boss. I would like to force feed him a bucket of egg shells mixed with vinegar. Yes, it’s been two years, but I can hold a grudge like a motherfucker.
Even this photo oozes smarm.
I worked with someone who was so toxic, half the people doubt she exists, and the other half ask why I’m not in jail for punching her in the face.
He would hide in his office all day, and then come out to either get water or tinkle. During this 30 seconds he would avoid everyone. If someone did get his attention, he would talk with a pained expression on his face. He’s a pussy.
Looks like guys on linkedin that like to call themselves “thought leaders.”
He’s a leader like Idi Amin was a leader.
Ah, the rolled up sleeves because he’s “one of the guys who likes to pitch in” except no
He is in love with himself. TOTAL JAGOFF!
So unlike Pete Carroll to fuck up a call on short yardage.
Bring out yer index card
That spots turrible
TRUE, but the 3rd down spot was shitty in y’all’s favoUr
Geno playing so well he might try to con the kickers at halftime with Amway.