Partially Lesser and Fully (Early) JV Thread

Well, the stupid Queen is still fucking ded.  I still don’t care, apart from this weekend’s schedule being at least less fucked up (though note that “fashionable” Sky Six sides Chelski, Men Untied, and Filthy Redshite all get the weekend off after their European travels).  Partial fuckery beats full fuckery.

No matches releagted to Peacock, but also no viewing choices.  Wake up with a semi-desperate Wolves side hosting City of Men (7:30, USA).  The visitoUrs had a scare from Dortmund mid-week, but a John Stones worldy and Hulk SMASH! saved the day.  They need to stop drawing so much in the League, though.

Bonesaws host the rollercoaster-that-is-yeah-right’s-Cherries next (10:00, USA).  I could see the South Coasters giving former manager Eddie Howe something of a hard time here.  Or maybe I just hate the Saudi Barcodes so, so much.

Spotlight Dance could get us a Most Delightful Sacking, as Ded-Foxy Footy visit Spurs (12:30, NBC).  Brendan Rodgers has always been a whingy excuse-monger, propped up by the media.  But now that the team has stopped accruing points completely?  Well, his charges have all but tuned him out.  It’s an old team that has failed to replenish, with few options and not much hope on the horizon.  Think last year’s Everton, but without Richarlison.  They just have to avoid the drop and hope against hope next summer brings reinforcements.  YOUNGER reinforcements (but not in the Trestman manner).

Twofer Sunday Brunch is over in plenty of time for Heroic RedZone Muzak.  Top of the table King’s Afrikan Water Pistols invade the Praise Beesus hive (7:00, USA) followed by Still Very Disappointing But Maybe Not Quite Drowning Now Everton hosting Goodison Park Old Boy David Moyes (9:15, USA).  Two interesting fixtures, heavy on the clashes of styles.

Georgia (-24.5) at South Cakalaky (Noon, ESPN)

Remember when that Rattlesnake Kid was a shoo-in for the Heisman, and likely #1 overall pick?  Well, now he is at home and a MOAR than 3 TD (including 2-point conversions) underdog to a terrifying Bulldog side.  Life comes at ya pretty fast sometimes.

Okiehoma (-11.5) at Nebraska (Noon, Fox)

An alternative skullfucking, when you get tired of the SEC varietal.  We don’t get the fun of the home crowd calling for the coach’s head, neither.

BYU (-3.5) at Oregon (3:30, Fox)

Original Recipe Big Love gets the Billy Big Bollocks award, scheduling Quack Attack the week after their Grown-Up Man win over BayBay.  Oregon looked all liek NoMOARegon in their opener with UGA, but we’ll see if that was just Terrifying Bulldog powers.

Paedo State (-3) at Auburn (3:30, CBS)

Will the lead CBS crew now be homers for the Showerin’ Sanduskys, with that new B1G on the horizon?  Bryan Harsin is just waiting for his own glorious Scott Frost-ish buyout.

Kansas (+10) at Houston (4:00, ESPNU)

This is a hidden gem of a matchup, and the only of our five NOT to include a home dog.  And I think there is value in the Moneyline for Fucking Kansas in FOOTBALL.  Such strange times, just roll with ’em while they last.

See you for the nightcap in a bit.  We have Boris and LAXtion in between.  Munch on that content, y’all.