There is also the kissing of titties, but the headlines gots to stay PG.  Yes, I am filling in for Spirit Animal Scotchnaut, who is out harvesting hobo sinew as we speak.  Always doing the LAWD’s work, that guy.

Stillers (+4.5) at #ThePauls (8:15, Amazon Prime)

Hey, look on the bright side.  At least we are spared a bunch of SMASHMOUTH FITBAW cliches from Collinsworth?  The raw shittiness of this game is expressed by the over/under of 38.5.  Yikes, for a “national” game in the 2020s.  Without strange weather.

Bollo del Verdad is very clearly not the answer, unless you are asking “How can Coach Epps win Coach of the Year by finishing 9-8?”  That guy DO know his 3-D chess, that’s for sure.  Me, I always forget exactly what the horsey piece does.

#ThePauls ain’t much better at quartered back, but NC State grad always is prefereable to U*NC “grad.”  Thumb on the scale for Beef Brisket.  But the real advantages are (i) meastly DL; and (ii) the tasty Chubb and KHunt combo platter.  Who needs forward passing?

Still, Believeland is fresh off the most embarrassing loss in EVAR to the Joe Flacco Jets.  And Yinzburgh lost at home to The Legend of White Mac.  So I guess there will be urgency?  Yeah, I am just fishing here.  It will be a shitshow, so let’s bring our A commenting games.

Obviously, you are NOT ALLOWED to watch anything else, even though WCS will surely want to flip to Fuckers du Cousins.  Them’s the rules, I ain’t make ’em up.