Well, we’ve been blessed with the 8/2 split of games this fair Sunday. Wonderful. You know, it wouldn’t be hard, at all to even out these games a bit. The intrepid viewer would have more choices and everybody would win. Easy, but no. I do love whining about this though, so there’s that.
To The Games!
Seahawks/Cards:
Geno might have himself a day here vs a very generous Arizonny pass D. They rank 23rd in air defense and give up an average of 26 points per game which is 30th in the league. The Cards saving grace is that they have converted four turnovers into scores. Also, attention/injury whore J.J. Watt is playing well.
Rams/Bucs:
Two sputtering offenses featuring disappointing qb’s do battle here. Will Tommy chew out his less-than-stellar o-line yet again? (you have to know he’s done it behind the scenes as well, right?) Will Fatthew have ‘get well’ hotdogs delivered to the injury tent? Will he get mustard on his uniform??? These are the questions that need answers. I’ve got another one also. Who do you think Brady will end up dating after the season is over? This is a dude that is very calculating regarding his public image so I’m sure it’ll be some sort of high profile celebrity. Someone in their early ’30’s perhaps? Or will he not be able to help himself and go the supermodel route again? Maybe Abigail Ratchford? (I googled ‘supermodels in their 30’s’)
I’ll take your guesses in the comments.
Came to Vancouver to throw a bachelor party. It was a success and I’m was horribly hung over, stuck inside YVR because of the plane delays. So I’ve just been drinking Old Fashions and now I’m drunk again, watching footbaw! Life could be worse.
With that said, I’d like to get home sometime tonight
Exceptional result for Seattle
Were the Rams playing the run there? Seems like it. Jesus fucksticks.
Dreamboat MRSA did it
Mc Vay should be fired for this. Into the sun.
Why can’t the Raiders put together drives like that? They’re a pirate-themed franchise too!
Brady does it again!
TWO MINUTE TAWMY
“Uh, yeah, sure.” – Giselse
OK, signing off for the night. EAT SHIT, McVAY
There is a mandatory SNF game sir.
Giving Brady another chance to embarrass himself.
SEAN MCVAY: If you don’t see anything open, don’t try to be a hero. Just eat the ball. Got it?
MATT STAFFORD: I was born for this.
These teams suck bad enough to deserve relegation. What a horrid game.
At least Brady can go home to a quiet and empty house tonight and contemplate his existence.
quiet and empty
housemotel room“What’s that, mister bottle of strawberry wine? You want me to…drink you?”
Fuck you Tommy. This means the NFL is gonna go extra nice for you next week
they’re still blowing it
IN. COM. PLETE!
try to wipe the gravy off your fat fingers so you don’t drop the snap again, you fat worthless fuckwit
I’m gonna need a Bob’s Burgers to cleanse my palette. Fortunately, I have like 20 in the DVR
Fucking OKC Bomber, fucking up yet again
With Seattle over time to join the Stafford hate train
Brady a big fan of Miller’s Crossing. (Patterns)
LOL
And we’re visiting Munich next week. Wonders never cease
Zona body language says they’re beat
“My 600 Turnovers Life.”
-a video diary starring Fatthew
Ken-neth-Walk-er-crushed-our-soul – Qards defense
The paltry number of games this afternoon may be disappointing, but the results are tremendous content.
Only Seattle fans left at the game
Kliff Kan’t Klose.
Kliiff’s crappy calls kills Cardinals
I’m not mean, so I’m not downvoting this post, but you Kould have used a K on every word in this post.
I know, that’s the joke, lol, but Jesus Krist, Kommit to the bit.
Know
Touchdouwn LioUns!
Just like Terry Schiavo’s husband, we can pull the plug on this game because it’s over.
We have about 5 rookie of the year candidates
-Balls, at the AVN awards
This is Amber Alena erasure. She deserves a shot. Well, another one.
How many points to the qb that hands off to the rb that gets the score?
Pete Carroll is as hard as when his incoming e-mail header reads “Illuminati – EXPOSED!”
Is KW3 the greatest running back ever?
I’m not saying it, but I am hearing it.
Didn’t realize Romo was a Sexy Friday patron.
Seahawks chant in the desert
Obiwan Genobi for MVP!
Noah tackling there!
How about them LioUns? They’re wearing their gorgeous black uniforms and taking Calgary to pound town!
The Pete Carroll wasted time out challenge (easy)
TV COMMERCIAL 1: “Katie Porter is good for Orange County!!!”
TV COMMERCIAL 2: “Katie Porter hurts Orange County!!!”
ME: Huh? I don’t live in fucking Orange County . . .
TV COMMERCIAL 3: “Scientology! Come check us out!”
ME: (shoots TV Elvis-style)
This Stafford hate is hilarious btw
Absolutely knew Seattle would sag off and give up an easy score
As I said to the schlub that hit a 3 pointer off the backboard and was celebrating it, “You Have To Call It!”.
Not calling you a schlub, btw-you’ve got whiskey in your name. That goes a long way with me.
Raheem Morris decided to start doing cocaine again.
Stafford, attempting to get off the bench to come back onto the field (artist’s conception):
he really is such a fat fucking fatty
VAR taketh
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Pending VAR
“I call this one ‘The Wobbler’.”
-Fatthew, through a stuffed mouth, talking about all his passes in the press conference after the game
“And for the 3rd time, Stafford is sacked!”
Stafford: NOOOOOOO! Not my Boston Kremes!
Napa valley pinot noir engaged.
Did you set a date yet?
We already eloped.
Geno MVP train back on track
Confirmed.
just when we think we’re OUT!