No doubt somebody is going to say that the Panthers (2-7) “are only one game out of second place!” and that silly person should be hung under a Banyon tree.
Newsy Notes:
-Oh Glory Be! The Commies are the subject of yet another investigation. Lil Danny Liar Face (I came up with that one all by meself) has now dragged the league and Goodell into the hot miasmatic mess that is this franchise! The sun shines a bit brighter today. (there was no mention of this on NFL.com’s front page. huh)
-It Gets Worse: Rumor has it out Vegas way that both Waller and Renfrow are being thrown on IR. The poor get poorer.
-So Many Buses: Pete Carroll was talking about how Geno and the OC are actually on the same page and that the former ‘doesn’t question everything’. I guess this also involved wearing a wristband of plays. Old Petey giving us a bit of insight on how things were while twisting the knife at the same time. Well done.
To The Game!
Falcons/Panthers:
-Apparently Hurricane Whatever is gonna make the field a slippery track so I’m thinking both squadoos stick the passing game even further down their back pockets.
-Didn’t these teams just play? Why yes, and they racked up 71 points between them so there’s a glimmer of hope.
-P.J. Walker, who threw for 317 yards in that game is the starter again but maybe not in the 2nd half if he struggles?
-Remember all those “Thunder and Lightning” backfields from back in the day? Well, Atlanta (third in rushing) with Patterson, Allgeier and Huntley (the lightest guy weighs 220) feature a “Fuck It, We’re Thunder X3, What Are You Gonna Do About It?” backfield.
-They all might have a day, what with Carolina being on short rest after getting gashed by Mojo Mixon.
Enjoy.
https://mobile.twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1590835365040246784
And unironically the lawsuits will be Whitey Whackers.
Man talk
I couldn’t watch the game because we were unable to cast it to my SIL’s tv. Sounds like I didn’t miss much.
It would be infinitely more interesting to watch a matchup between a real falcon and a real panther. Even if the falcon just said “nah, fuck this shit” and just flew away.
I’m no orinthologist but that seems like the right falcon move.
ornithologist you dumbass spelling is important
Isn’t that what Atlanta did?
I owe shanklor a sacrifice. My fantasy opponent was starting the falcons kicker.
Shankl’or (sp?) prefers the tips of the recently circumcised. So get on that.
I’m 2-7 for a reason I guess
The game’s over already? Am I the only one who noticed?
I’m watching Goldfinger
I saw goldfinger as a kid but I someone didn’t realize that version of James bond was the guy with the white beard from highlander.
I was young.
I love the golf scenes.
Is that a Slazenger 7?
Was watching Goodfellas instead and had to look up “Pretend You Don’t See Her” because I forgot it was Jerry Vale and holy shit what a heartbreaking song.
dude likes her hat
Welp, off to “The Rock”, which is a James Bond movie, despite what anyone tells me.
You cannot convince me that #76 isn’t a double-agent. No one can be that bad a pass blocking.
Wife’s theory was that they just don’t like Mariotta.
Aw, but he seems so nice!
If niceness counts, Andy Dalton would be a five-time Super Bowl champion and I’d be married to a supermodel.
22-22 and 25-25 would be Scorigami. But of course, that would result in field goals and extra points being reached and SHANK’LOR has gained so much power this game alone, he may be able to take on Godzilla by MNF.
HAIL SHAN’KHOR
@Redshirt ten episodes in and not a single light saber or use of The Force in Andor. I recommend this show unreservedly.
A Star Wars show without Star Wars? This sounds more like a Seinfeld plot than a Star Wars series.
It’s really good.
Of course, THIS is the week I finally benched Limey Duck
Meanwhile on Twitter:
To be fair, Musky is trying to contact OJ for tips right now.
Grimes is fucking a Jewish waiter, too?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K6DUFPNILvM
The legend lives on
People forget that the Edmund Fitzgerald was longer bow to stern than the depth of the water where she lays.
People also forget that the 20,000 Leagues in “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” refers not to the depth but the forward choo-choo motion achieved by the submersible, presumably powered by some kind of monkey wearing rocket powered roller skates.
It was nuclear powered. Been there, done that.
No, no, you’ve got this all wrong. It was jet-powered, monkey-navigated.
How did Atlanta win four games again?
Very sloppily
Another panther FG and we’re in business
God damn ATL is bad
One could say that they are a hot mess
Matt Ryan maybe wasn’t the problem? Not the solution, either.
I am a complete fan to the White Bengals helmets, but these black Panther helmets are my favorites. They must become their official helmets faster than immediately.
Co-signed. Is a pretty slick look.
This one?
Shank’ lor speaks
These missed PATs have me thinking a Scorigami might be in play.
I used to think Pitts must have fucked Arthur Smith’s daughter. But now I think it must have been his dog.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU
Who is actually watching this mess?
I mean, the sound is off and playing Footy Manager on the other laptop. So….minimally I guess?
“Soap dispenser!”
— Trent G., “cooking” an old boot that isn’t his over a lamp without a bulb
I just put it on. I’m playing the “Who will score more: the Falcons or the Rangers” game. The Rangers are winning by 5 at the moment.
Ditka reference, drink*
*I was already drinking
I’m actually drinking. It’s a good thing tomorrow is a day off
Yeah, being stuck at work hungover is a bitch
8 am meeting for me. I have a whole system of hangover recovery that usually works. My alcoholic grandparents are smiling down.
We’re watching a different kind of mess – Nailed It!
https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-many-people-are-watching-thursday-night-football-that-is-up-for-debate-11668090672?mod=Searchresults_pos1&page=1
Marcus Mariota should own that Florida license plate
Arthur Smith said BAD WORDS
Is this game going just as well as the other Thursday games this season?
Best TNF I ever watched was during a tarmac delay in Houston watching the Hox and Tomsulas on my phone during a ground stop in IAH. You didn’t need this information. But TNF has never been as good since
Was it the best because it was a good game? Or because it made the delay go by faster as a distraction?
Yes.
“You just don’t do this” says the guy that drunk-crashed his sportscar before banging on his inlaws door at 2 am
Experience- the greatest teacher imogodbless
Richard Sherman is a flawed yet at times brilliant individual.
I mean, it’s FLORIDA so no doubt factually correct.
Wifey is watching back episodes of Young Sheldon. I’ve failed as a husband-mock me as you see fit.
Could be 90 Day Fiance’ marathon
Have you tried vacuuming? I find that it drowns out the volume of the television set.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kee9Et2j7DA
Younghoe be all wet and shit
So much of this would have been called good football before the new concussion protocols
Mike Ditka is all over this comment and would rec it if he knew how to respond and if his nurse wasn’t cleaning up his diaper and if he knew where he was.
Can’t wait to see this Mariota 2-minute offense
You can really tell Al is just sleepwalking through this because it’s not on broadcast.
He’s reached professor emeritus at this point, and acting like every one I’ve been around.
“Without that effort” could sum up this broadcast as well
I think I left Carolina’s D in on my FF team. Oh well, good luck guys.
My first three draft picks were Jonathan Taylor, Javonte Williams, and Josh Allen.
I’m doing great.
Looks like your subconscious did a good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFEtlTizAGQ
Mickey’s Big Mouth was my first high school alcohol puke! Memories.
In Living Color – BOLT 45 COMMERCIAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlR-I57nmr4
That show was genius, especially for its time
DOINK!
You’d think a guy named Philip would throw more to Terrace
Charlotte really does have a pretty skyline. Hometown bias acknowledged.
Shit, am playing teh Hippo in freezer vodka lge. We have 3 players in this game.
We are in 8th and 11th which would explain that.
8th required a 4-week win streak, that’s how bad my crew be
Wonder how complex Al’s prop bets are tonight
Kyle Pitts with a rare reception.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLqmWt2h2g
I am against Patterson in both leagues. At least I am doped up for the inevitable.
Nap was a mere 3 hours today, I must be re-gaining the will to live!
But probably not.
HUGE AMERICAN FLAG ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/kinda pathetic, idk
Consider tonight like kegel exercises for Sunday’s mandatory sentry duty.
Definitely any fantasy interest in this game is a flex at best
Hear me out, know what would would be better than 2 Chainz? 3 Chainz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB2di69FmhE
Followed by Ch4inz.
As opposed to 4chinz, aka Fatthew
What did you say? – B. Parcells
Sens aren’t completely sucking just yet. #hopekills
I am only here so Hippo doesn’t fine me.
Oxy fines are expensive.
I am aware.
RIP Oxipug.
You might have to find another dicey pharmacist.
Both teams are playing hard out there.
Apparently the Raiders released Jonathan Abram, which is irritating because now I’ll have to write him off of That’s My Raiders!
https://raiderramble.com/2022/11/08/johnathan-abram-reasons-raiders-released/
Keep him in as if he doesn’t realize he has been cut.
Josh McDaniels is capable of that.