You want more games? Well, I’ll give you more games-here we go!
Vikes/Bills:
Minny certainly did a good when they traded Diggs to Buffalo for a draft pick. They used that pick to get Jefferson, a plug and play superstar receiver just like the one they let go and he’s on a rookie contract. Diggs’ arrival put the Bills O into a higher gear. Everybody won this trade.
Lions/Bears:
Potent offenses, struggling defenses-one must take the over here, I’m thinking. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a qb (Fields) turn things around so fast, ever.
Jags/Chiefs:
I play against Mahomes in the money league and I’m sceered. The Jags, who have hung 38 points on the Chargers and 27 on the Colts and Raiders might be able to keep pace for a while. That means Patty will be looking to the end zone.
Browns/Fins:
Here’s yet another potentially high-scoring tilt featuring potent O’s (Browns are 4th overall, Miami is 5th) and middling D’s (Cleveland 15th, Fins 23rd). Tyreek needs 86 yards to break the record for most after 10 games which is held by Julio.
Texans/Giants:
Hopefully the Giants hold serve this week and next week vs the Lions because after that it’s a long gauntlet of NFC East opponents. (and a light helping of the Colts)
Saints/Steelers:
What happened to Najee? It certainly seems as though it’s just a matter of time before he’s passed on the depth chart by UDFA Jaylen Warren.
Broncos/Titans:
It’s The Battle For Temporary Dominance between Hippo and Don T. Will Hippo and his pharmaceutical allies Eli Lilly and Pfizer emerge victorious? Or will Don T’s informal coalition of paper towels, intermittent electricity and wandering hurricanes bring the pain? It’ll be a slobberknocker, no doubt.
Enjoy.
Jefferson is short of the goal but that’s to the Vikes advantage. #bleedthatclock
I’m here from the future: Not an advantage.
Farther in the future: Nevermind!
I can’t even appreciate Jefferson’s catch properly because I’m so irritated by the Buffalo defender trying to catch it instead of knocking it down.
Wooooooooo! But how in the hell did Cousins manage to lose that many yards falling over backwards? Is he 10 feet tall ?
Justin Jefferson is a man!
Guys, I don’t think my Donks are very good.
Bills need to double Jefferson-he’s insane.
Justin Jefferson is a freak.
HOLY CATS is he ever
“But is he a Super Freak?”
-Rick James
Holeee shit, the Steelers won!
Jefferson with a monster catch!
Wow!!
howd he fuckin catch that
Jefferson just made an insane catch. Not believable.
HE CAUGHT THAT
Trent Green: Don’t worry, kid, you’ll forget about this loss one day.
Justin Fields: Really?
Trent Green: AAAAAAAAAGH THE MIRROR IS TALKING TO ME
Bears OLine looks like they remembered to tank
justin fields is good. bears tank is better.
Harrison Ford for MVP of this game!
Minny refusing to go away.
“Fucking tell me about it.” – Mickey, dismayed by the failure of his efforts to ghost her
Huh, a Toronto sports team just won a playoff round.
Huh. Au Revoir, Alouettes!
DOINK totally cockblocking (clamjamming?) Shan’Khor down the stretch in the Vikings game.
C.J. Ham gets the Vikes short yard TD. Tis truly Vulture Down Day.
The gifts Viking kickers give to Skank’lor is amazing.
justin fields vs the bears tank who ya got
I got the fans’ clogged arteries as the ultimate winner here
Listen, I’m not rooting for Kirk Cousins to bite his own tongue off on the field, I’m just…wait. Yes I am.
Ralph’s has a queso with poblano and Hatch green chilies in it. I added some of my Chile tepin to up the heat quotient then I dipped a hot and spicy pork rind in it.
Orgasmic.
That’s some serious food alchemy at work right there. DAMN!
Nice Kafka callback.
Mom never let me play FFVI – Eli
almost drinking time!
I want to thank #ThePauls for creating new content for my spank bank. My god this game is just… *chef kiss*
Can’t remember where I read it but it’s true-“Danny Dimes is an incredibly athletically-gifted klutz.”
I’ve always been neutral about Reggie Bush, never had any reason to hate on him nor to cheer him on.
Now I’m at full official hate with these gotdamn fucking Wendy’s ads.
I think it’s great that he was able to get a job at Wendy’s
Yeah usually when they see “USC” on an applicant’s resume they pitch it straight in the trash.
Like I predicted earlier in week, McDermott refuses be sane and lean on the run game
Oof! Josh Allen throws an INT on 4th down and injures himself tackling the db.
there’s “competitive” and there’s “being a fucking idjit”
As the old saying goes, “You can take the kid out of Wyoming but you can’t take the Wyoming out of the kid.”
a real dido move
Took some time but taking the over in Bears/Lions paid off.
Russell Wilson at 50% completion rate like a boss.
“Does Matt Stafford love pizza?” What kind of fucking question is that, Little Caesar’s?
ah like a pizza on top a mah pizza
But does anyone like Little Caesars without being paid to like it
“I do!” – Matt Stafford
Nice catch Diggs.
a reminder: the bears are tanking
Strawberry Fields Remembers!
(then forgets)
kicker remembers the tank!
another reminder: the bears tank has ADD
need to tell Fields taht
DALTONCEPTION
I could have sworn he was a Daywalker?
I misheard that pharmaceutical ad and thought they said it helps prevent or even reverse “junk damage”.
“Damn, there goes a great endorsement opportunity.” — John Bobbitt
GIT YER MILTARY PROPERGANDER OUTTA MUH FOOTBALL
Giants OC Kafka is setting up an RPO where Dimes keeps it and runs down the sideline for a huge gain.
“Believing in progress does not mean believing that any progress has yet been made.”
“This whole bug business really sucks.”
I’d much rather prefer that the NFL do a “Salute To Service (Dogs)”. But then they couldn’t wring a shit-ton of money out of a bunch of canines, could they?
“I tried, and trust me, it’s not worth it” — Mike Vick
Yeah, a league that wrung a bunch of money out of breast cancer victims would never stoop to something like that.
Last week: What do you expect from this Bears defense, they traded away everyone good?
This week: This Bears defense is awesome! Let’s ignore the fact Jared Goff and the Lions are horrible.
Every Fin player that has caught a ball with the exception of Mostert is averaging 11 or more yards per catch.
it is so weird seeing a competent, interesting bears offense nearly every week
what is NOT weird: an incompetent lions defense, leaving a tight end wide the fuck open for a td
Kmet is on quite the roll these days.
[Door flies open]
DAMMIT FUCK YOU TAWWMY
[Door gently closes]
From what I saw, Brady was being a pretty good ambassador for the game.
Honestly, other than being overly competitive and smug, he’s seems to be a nice guy. He just needs to call it a career and let the new guard take over for him.
Crypto crash means hes going to keep working til they drag him off
He tried to deliberately kick that guy that intercepted him with such poise. You can see why he’s won so many titles. — Peter King, probably
10-7 Donks ahead. Meanwhile on the Internet, Bernard Gilkey is likely scouting his 100th Portuguese centerback.
The Paul’s making the Dolphins’ run game look cromulent is such funny shit.
Wooo!
Meanwhile, the Pauls can’t run for shit. I haven’t seen a Chubb get stuffed like that since I uh, “surfed the web” last night!
That’s disgusting!
[whispers out of the side of his mouth] “What was the name of the vid?”
My Fantasy Football Receiver this season.
Mike WilliamsJa’Marr ChaseJerry JuedyGabe Davis
George Pickens
Ha! I’ve got Williams and Chase and an added bonus in Javonte, all on the same team. Through the miracle of fantasy fuckery, I’m somehow 6-3.
“That’s a huge break for the Chiefs…”
How many fucking times have I heard that?
Afternoon, folks. It’s a joint birthday for me and Señor Weaselo. I have spent my day lounging in bed double screening RedZone and the CFL – gonna go for a little sunset forest walk and enjoy some homemade pizza later. A perfect day here.
Happy birthday!
Hippo birdy two ewe
Congrats on the solar rotation!
So, now that you’re officially old, do you hate your suspenders?
It’s like wearing my hockey pants around all goddamn day.
I played goalie and forward and the worst part of my hockey experience was getting dressed and undressed. I hated it.
Happy Birthday! Where’s your pony and bouncy castle? YOU DESERVE A PONY AND A BOUNCY CASTLE GODDAMIT! SENOR TOO!!!