Good morning, one and all. Stuff yourselves full of the footed ball offerings, because it’s gonna start tapering off.
I am not paying enough attention to specifically preview the Slave LaboUr Cup matchups. But by all means, discuss away.
Michigan (+8) at THEEEEE Ohio State (Noon, Fox)
I am really nauseated by Fox’ coverage model in general, but shit – guess I will flip to this game quite a bit. Thank goodness it is not The (only) Game, but rather just one of many.
South Cakalaky (+14.5) at Son de Clem (Noon, ABC)
If only our Cocks had home field advantage. Sigh.
Georgia Tech (+35.5) at Georgia (Noon, ESPN)
Another rivalry slaughter, but the Bees earned Hippo’s eternal gratitude last weekend. Give them thar Dawgs a sweat, at least.
Auburn (+22) at Alabama (3:30, CBS)
Holy cats, why can’t ONE of these underdogs at least play at home? But something tells me War Damn Eagle shows up here. They won’t win, but Caddilac Williams has them all feisty.
Oregon (-3) at Oregon State (Noon3:30, FoxABC)
Ah, here we go. Civil War in Corvallis, we should finally get an upset all the way into the JV barn. Love me some Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Beaver.
Iowa State (+10) at TCU (4:00, Fox)
Note the spread being relatively tame – and it’s warranted. Cornpone State has a meh record, but a very good defense. Bloodeyes could be running on empty, and looking forward to next weekend.
Is it funny that the author of the misogynist tune “Free Bird” died in a plane crash or is it just me?
How on earth is “Free Bird” misogynistic?
It’s kind of funny to be talking about the grass being greener (see below) because in the week the Dr. Mrs. has been gone I’ve gotten the numbers of not one but TWO comely young lasses for – and I cannot stress this enough – non-romantic purposes (one as a potential housesitter, the other for tennis). And it was so, so casual, too. Pretty sure this is how women view me these days:
(note that the Dr. Mrs. being gone is related to dealing with some family stuff)
Think you can find me one for golf?
Is that what you’re calling anal now?
‘Hole in one’ can mean different things to different people.
Current Status: Can’t remember if I’ve taken the five pill medley that a few specialists have prescribed. Everything’s just fine.
HIPPO PILLCHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
wipes away tear of pride
TAKE MORE JUST TO BE SAFE
Me watching in the 4th Qtr:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=879Vnr4vojI
STOP FILMING ME ON SUNDAYS!
So far today I’ve had one friend call for a referral after getting a DUI last night and now another is crying on my wife’s shoulder because her husband wants a divorce.
So I wasn’t planning on drinking tonight, but I think perhaps I will. Just not driving afterwards.
Pics of the crying one?
She’s very attractive and a total sweetheart. I don’t know the whole story, (really any of it; this is my wife’s field), but my professional opinion is that the husband’s clearly an idiot.
I’d bet all of my DFO Corporación shares that he’s convinced the grass is greener on the other side of the fence and is about to get hit so hard in the face by reality that the NFL’s independent concussion spotter will take him off the field for an entire set of downs.
I wouldn’t take the other side of that bet with Hippo’s account.
My advice: empty the shared accounts and go shopping.
She’s shopping with my wife right now.
I can attest that both Horatio and Mrs. Horatio is good ppls.
“A new bra makes everything better, right?”
What are her feelings about cats, never leaving the house, and opiates?
I presume you’re looking for someone who is uninterested in opiates, so she won’t bogart yours?
But thinks my little habit is “cute!”
She’s very quiet.
Damn, we may be on to something here.
“Bill all three for three hours each.”
— Horatio’s text to his assistant
Some recommendations:
Ohio Reacts Reasonably, Exhibit A.
https://twitter.com/AdonisFRO17/status/1596608114601885699
Urban Meyer-an expert on the subject of teams completely collapsing-weighs in on Ohio State.
I’d be more interested in hearing his thoughts on plumbing.
I’d be more interested in hearing his thoughts on covering up your star TE shooting someone in the face.
You fools! Ohio State losing this badly means there’s gonna be 6 SEC teams in the playoff! Why are you so happy!
Because we hate the state of Ohio as much as we hate Alabama?
One makes the astronauts, one makes the rockets; why all the hate?
Guvnor Wheelie and Guvnor Meemaw.
And Deshaun Watson.
¿Come si dice adios in Mexican?
— Col. Duke LaCross’s boss
HAHAHAHAHA!
Argentina 2-0 on a brilliant shot. What a great morning for sports!
That was a BANGER.
/British Andy Reid has entered the chat
Ohio State turned into Rutgers so fast, I hardly noticed.
Apologies to Reshirt, but, this is karma for JD Vance.
That puts it in perspective.
I know the State of Ohio pays literally millions of dollars for this kind of top-notch tOSU football strategy.
Redshirt, watching:
Michigan showing why the state of Ohio shouldn’t be in any national conversation.
THEEE SUDDEN CHANGE!
yeah, that town BURNS
I guess the position of Safety hasn’t made it to the banks of the Olentangy.
“Yeah, ‘Ohio’ and ‘safety’ are pretty much oil and water. Kind of like the Cuyahoga river!” – OSHA representative
Redshirt, in the control room with Ann Arbor in the coordinates (artist’s conception):
Huge run by Michigan. Way to destroy the state of Ohio!
“Damnit, *I* wanted to be the one to destroy Ohio!” – J.D. Vance
He will stomp on whatever’s left.
Take two, they’re small.
“Stick a needle in all their arms-Ohio State is done!”
-Qaron
[immediately catches a Greyhound to Cincinnati] – Todd Marinovich
WOMP WOMP Tiggers, Cocks win it on the Peanut Punch
Frank Beamer ain’t exactly aged gracefully.
wait, seriously? They tried a 57-yard FG???
Harbaugh is trying to outthink everyone as usual.
well, I guess that baited Day into a 3rd consecutive poor “4th and short” decision
I don’t think strategery is his strong suit.
They’ll never see it coming! Or going in!
The perfect ploy!
Messi with the big goal!
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Shan’Khor doesn’t want to let this one get out of reach.
just TURN YOUR HEAD, fucknuts!
No question about that interference call.
They’re going to be rioting in the streets up here in Columbus, and not in a good way.
yeah, best take the dog for a walk before sundown
Those flammable couches had it coming!
Ohio State is unraveling.
Ryan Day DOES seem like a guy who’d call analytics “nerd shit”
All that dude needs is a pair of Oakleys and a backwards baseball cap to make that look complete.
Things is playing out pretty damned good FOAR LSU. Of course, they’d need to beat UGA first, but the path looking clearer.
If LSU beats Georgia does USC get frozen out of the playoff?
Not if they win out, but I think either SC or TCU loses this week or next.
This is my spitball “list” (for the slots after #1 UGA and #2 Michigan
1) Undefeated TCU
2) 1-loss SC
3) 2-loss LSU
4) 1-loss TCU
5) 2-loss Alabama
6) THEE
7) ????
It’d be pretty fucked up for a two-loss LSU to get in over a 1-loss OSU.
What a loss this is going to be, though.
Hugh Freeze is indeed going to head down to the Prettiest Little Village on teh Plains. That will be…interesting.
I’m going to go play in traffic for a while.
“smh” – Elisha
Go Michigan!
We all become Illinois/Purdue fans next weekend, I guess.
I first thought that ball was uncatchable, but he got a hand on it. Would have taken a miracle, but you certainly can’t say that it was impossible.
just TURN YOUR HEAD, fucknuts!
This game is the event that pushed Redshirt from demented, ha-ha funny Bond villainy to “I will ensure the longest, most painful way to torture you” Gus Fring evil.
Don’t worry! Y’all are on the Protected List.
Please make two copies of the list in case you misplace one.
If you’re going to “make a statement”and go out with a bang, do Ohio, the whole country, indeed, the entire world a favor and take Hillbilly Vance with you.
WCS – does Neal Brown save his JERB if y’all beat BDSM State?
Narp. When Shane Lyons was “resigned” last week, Brown needed to win out and and win the bowl game. Lost again last week, and no bowl this year. He’s toast.
Ryan Day is exuding the opposite of confidence over there on the sideline.
I’d like to think if Danny DeVito does walk into a Jersey Mike’s, his regular order is a Grilled Charlie.
Heh.