Well hello again. We have the finest selection of late afternoon tilts today. Three of the four are very interesting and all have serious playoff implications. This is what happens when the Cardinals aren’t involved. Take note, NFL.
To The Games!
Seahawks/Rams:
A Bobby Wagner revenge game? Jk, the team he’s playing on is unraveling at a frightening pace and there’s no turnaround in sight. Stafford is gone to IR and is doing his best impression of Fat Elf on a Shelf. Seattle’s always formidable run D took a big hit last week, giving up 283 yards, the most since 2000. Thing is, the Rams just don’t have the guns to exploit that weakness. They’ll be trotting out Wolford again but don’t be surprised to see Perkins if/when things go south.
Fins/Niners:
It’s the old “team that wants to run faces team that you can’t run against” thingy. On the surface one might say the game below features the most firepower but this one has Tua, Tyreek, Jaylen, Wilson, CMC and Deebo. (Schefter says he’s playing and Rappaport says he a game-timer) A true road test for a Fins team that likely doesn’t know just how good they are yet.
Chiefs/Bengals:
Do you get the feeling that this won’t be the last time we’ll see these guys play this year? You know, just like last year. Cincy, despite the okay-ish record has defended their home turf with just one loss there. This has ‘epic tilt’ written all over it.
Chargers/Raiders:
Well, which Vegas team is going to show up this week-the one that has won two straight despite giving up 50 points or the one that lost 24-0 to the Saints? Jacobs should do just fine once again vs a Chargers team that couldn’t stop a toddler on a trike peddling up the middle. And you know Adams will get his. I can see Herbert letting fly all game long so maybe finally we’ll get to the fireworks factory?
Do as thou wilt.
Holy Shitballs-I think I’m going to be in 1st place in my division in Hippo’s monkey league after everything shakes out this weekend. This was never part of the plan.
Even That’s Rikki’s Raiders! can’t fuck this one up now.
May as well have Lea Michele reading the play sheet for all the good Josh McDaniels reading it is gonna do.
Tee Higgins is a #1 wr masquerading as a #2.
Joe Burrow:
Yeah, that sack hurts.
Chargers got this, its the Raider way
THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN, RedZone
Kim K moving on to the NFL. Chris Paul ruined it for all NBA players
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1599536409236459520?s=20&t=4VXfLti9bAsKJBshgRFmAQ
One more firstie, and Cincy has it in the barn.
That’s one of the most egregious interceptions I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched the Nathan Peterman Experience.
Missed, get fucked KC
Jeebuz Crize-double team Kelce! WTF!
Why? Is he important to the Chiefs offensive schemes?
Breaking news: an Indiana man is in custody after what can only be described as a “violent puppy kicking spree”. Officials were called to the scene as the froth spitting suspect had already allegedly punted several small dog breeds while belligerently condemning the Chicago bears and various other nfl personalities, particularly the chiefs patrick mahomes and Travis kelce. One witness also claimed that after kicking a boston terrier, the suspect pointed to the sky and yelled “I F***ING TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! THIS IS ON YOU ASSHOLE!” before resuming the rampage. Attempts to detain the suspect were initially ineffective, as police first attempted tear gas and then a tazer, after which the suspect laughed and said “THE PAIN ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!!!”. Finally an old lady with a frying pan got a few cheap shots on em. Police are baffled as the suspect has no history of violent behavior and appeared to not be inebriated at the time of his arrest. Luckily no animals seem to have been permanently injured in the attacks, as they’re all pretty soft and inherently kinda “spongey”
hang him by his balls
my sheltered sister got us pizza last night. She ordered Pizza Hut and not some local shop. I’ve had the greasiest shits all day and I only had to slices.
Gino Smith (lipreading): “muh . . . ther. . . fuck . . . er”
Am happy Tua is having a good year. Mr. Glass got his Windex with that coach.
Why is the Dallas game the night game and not the KC/Cincy or Fins/49ers? Doesn’t make sense
It doesn’t?
No, its been made clear the Shield hates Double J. There is a war going on amongst these NFL owners. And Double J is on the “good” side.
They tolerate each other since there’s too much sweet, delicious money to be had.
I want to cut Kittle and my wrists, or find a points per block league
Hox tissue paper defense
I can’t tell if this game is a hard fought game or a sloppy game.
it can be both
It’s a “God wants to fuck over brocky for starting three chiefs players who just happen to be playing the bengals” type game
Out of all the games played today, this is certainly one of them.
On the plane, but still on the ground. Same flight attendants as my morning flight, they’re super nice so that’s a plus!
Looks like I will miss most of the cowsing later on, I’m very amused by the tie totally failing to provide seperation in the wild card race
On the plane, but still on the ground
“Congrats! You’ve reached the third level ZenOz. Should you wish to reach the 4th level just send a certified cheque in the amount of $500
to memy foundation, right quick!”-Doc OZ
finally, a call in Mahomes’ favoUr
RTD agrees he should get a break or two.
/monkeys paw takes a couple of cuts with a baseball bat, just to loosen up.
Not a good day for #Tuanon
3rd string QB in for LA Rams. But just for one play
“I wish the Bengals would be tied with the Chiefs midway through the third quarter.”
— Redshirt
/monkey’s paw curls
It certainly seems like WKRP should be up 3 scores, but I guess the Chefs are catching a few breaks FOAR ONCE (ducks beer bottle thrown by R-T-D)
Boyd Crowder better with his feet than his hands, obvs
WHO’S THE BLONDE NEXT TO MARK DAVIS???
HI I’M BLONDE NEXT TO MARK DAVIS
You mean “HOW MUCH IS?”
she ain’t a blonde, and I’m not sure that’s her real hair anyway
I know extensions when I see them.
A WHORE THAT IS GETTING PAID WAY, WAY OVER MINIMUM WAGE?
No Cyril , they’re hookers
There’s a whore for every budget in Vegas.
Chucky looks so distraught. Like he got blind date set up
Princess Lea on the Jabba barge cosplay
Yeast is rising
So just found this looking for something else on the interwebs and thought of you all — a JVJVfootball interlude: https://twitter.com/jwmonicalKSTP/status/1599163730532585474
Thats good. No last minute heartbreak like John Tyler v Plano East
And the winning touchdown was scored by the team’s retarded kid in his only play of the season. Such a feel good story.
#NextGenDarnold?
They got all the preboards on then turned them around and they came right back off, lol. And one of the ladies is line is on the same cruise as me! I wonder how many of these other older people are going to be my shipmates as well?
HIP DON’T LIE?
I should have taken the skytrain instead of walking, all the idiots who blow the prisoners dilemna game of avoiding clustering around the gate for ages before the flight got here before me and are gate licing again
Wow, these assholes aren’t even getting out of the way for wheelchairs, and since I got out of the way, I’m apparently a sucker and a whole new wave of people pushed in and then they swapped the signs. What a mess, lol
Christ that was horrifying.
SKOL motherfuckers!
Does your team confuse you as much as it does me?
Not really. I know exactly who they are and it doesn’t bode well for long term playoff success.
Our defense is atrocious but gets the big stops. Not an easy watch.
Chase, we have the KC Chiefs stunned and on the ropes. Why are you taunting them and getting them angry?
Seems your cooch was saying the exact same thing.
Redshirt doesn’t have a cooch. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
HE CAN HAVE WHATEVER HE WANTS!
NEVAR COMMIT A MICROAGGRESSION AGAINST A MAGICAL PONY!!
That wasn’t Roughing the Passer, its just the NFL can’t afford to lose any more starting QBs today.
Who is San Fran and RAMMITs 3rd string QBs??? The nation must know.
Whoever is at the game should check under their seat to see if they’re the lucky new starter!
Wow, a LOT of people on this flight bought duty free
Chargers just scored on a Pick 6. At least someone is able to score here
Nice DB play by Mahones. If that LB got the pick off the tip, he may go the other way.
I think it would be more interesting if the Seahawks-Rams and the Raiders-Chargers games were both played in SoFi Stadium at the same time.
I was watching some of the Giants game while I was the gym using the elliptical, and I’d say that’s about as close as Brian Daboll has been to either one of those things in quite some time.
Instead of the Chiefs game, I have the punishment of having the Raiders-Chargers. What kind of hell are we living in?!
God hates California, Western Nevada and Southern Oregon, and extreme Southwest Arizona, I guess
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I guess we deserve it.
too much buggery!
/ raises hand
My bad!
/Hands you a wet nap for that hand
Hey, at least you don’t have to live anywhere near Kansas
But they throw the best parties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZJui3aPoQ
As much as I hate the Packers winning…man, was that WatsonDOWN ever a savioUr
Why. Don’t. The. Games. Start. At. The. Same. Time???????
Broadcast doubleheader games kickoff at 4:25. Regional “single late” games go at 4:05.
That is dumb. Start em all at 4:30
Shush you, I don’t want dead red zone air during simultaneous half times!
“Because time is a lazy employee that showed up late for work and forgot her glock at home. That’s just Zionist!”
-MTG
Brock Purdy sighting!
yew got a Purdy mouth, boy!
He hasn’t been good so far.
(Training Camp)
Purdy: “Coach, can I get some reps?”
Shanahan: “Did I give you permission to talk to me?!”
(Purdy walks back to the bench)