France and Poland should be interesting for a little while, right?
To The Games!
Steelers/Falcons:
These teams don’t play each other too often but the end result is along the lines you’d imagine-Pitt leads this series 14-2-1. The Pickens goes down to Georgia for the first time since he won the National Championship last year.
Broncos/Ravens:
Since they dumped Chubb Denver has allowed a 100 yard rusher in each of their games and has a grand total of two sacks. All of the Broncos wr’s are compromised, some by injury, others by sickness and all by having Wilson as their qb.
Packers/Bears:
With Qaron at qb Green Bay was always a dangerous road team but this year they’re 1-5. Fields is back after a brief hiatus and despite getting a full practice in on Friday this seems too soon. Protect your assets Bears, you’re 3-9!
Browns/Texans:
There’ll be far too attention paid to this game and everything about it makes me feel icky. Enough said.
Jets/Vikings:
The Sauce vs The Jefferson, that’s more like it. I seem to recall qb White having a great game as a fill-in last year (was it the year before?) and then crapping the bed on his next outing. Hope that’s not the case this time around.
Commies/Giants:
Chase Young is back but so is Daniel Bellinger! He’s the rook tight end that was progressing nicely until someone stuck a finger in his eye and called it macaroni. Seriously, any and all help is needed in the Giants pass game.
Titans/Eagles:
Tricky matchup here given that the Titans are #3 vs the run but a dreadful 31st against the pass. Are you thinking that Smith and Brown are set up to have an excellent day? Sure seems like it. “Odds Say Yes”. The draft pick that Tennessee got in return for Brown was converted into Trey Burks who has racked up 181 yards in the last two games.
Do your thing.
One play one penalty. Thats the Pete Carroll offense
And a Walker III 30 yard run on the next play.
And he’s injured and out after that run
Nooooooo
Gmen. Please win on a safety
Dok, Decilitre broke into your Cheezies. Good thing you aren’t home til Jan!
Cheeeezzzzzzz
Quick punt! Quick punt!
Now would be the time for a fake punt.
Fantastic play call by the Gmen, calling “run into each other in the backfield”
PUNT THE BALL DABOLL
Jets need a safety and a FG now!
DRAW DRAW DRAW! GIVE SHARKY A LIVE DRAW!!!
I’m here for it. Is David Carradine the patron saint of ties?
Why not Thanos?
Avengers: Infinity War (2018) – Perfectly Balanced – YouTube
A bunch of people at the Miami Admiral’s Club just broke out cheering at that mammalfish TD
The Admirals Club at DFW (D) split their rooms into FOX and CNN. Was … pretty good since the main room was apolitical
Those Giants throwbacks are nice. Wonder why Washington isn’t wearing their throwbacks?
Burgundy and gold are both too classy for Snyder
Something about making blankets out of the old stock and giving them to indigenous peoples?
Steelers won, yay!
I am pretty pissed at whatever team that was that blew a 5-0 lead
“Pretty Pissed” is your fave obscure all-girl post-punk band.
C’mon Jets, I have only minorly compelling reasons to root for you, so don’t betray my extremely tentative interest!
A Hippo spree will be a sight to see!
He just texted me that they traded 1st and 2 pick for Wilson?!?!?!? Yikes.
Ummm, multiple 1sts and multiple 2nds
Yes indeed
/but these 2 will be in the top 5 minimum, FOOKIN OUCH
Yeah, someone recently reminded me whatall went for him, it’s a bad trade for the record books
Russ still has balls. Nothing else, but balls.
I heard a rumor that he’s lost the locker room. He thinks he left it in the rental car when he drove over to Denver.
Nano bubbles don’t work that far above sea level
I think you’re onto something
And visits to hospital children on Tuesdays. You get that community leader stuff
Hot take on local media is Seattle can’t lose against depleted LA.
What the hell happened while my plane was landing?? How did (insert team of choice here) screw up so bad??
Your travel activities > NFL drama
Oh boy Hippo.
I said many bad words, loudly
“The women impacted and affected by this.”
The commentator is making being raped like having their car battery needing jumped.
Giants bad play calling is bad.
WFAN Reacts Reasonably
Darius Slayton, honorary hobo
30 FF points from the CLE defense.
Picked them up in my money league
Still gonna lose
This calls for handjobs for everyone!
It pays to put up a strong defense when D. Watson is around
Did you want to see my D young lady? – D. Watson.
0 from Lamar. 🙁
Christ, you know Brocky is against #ThePauls D/ST
At least Sharky is at a good game.
I’m thinking there’s gonna be a lot of angry drinking at the hotel bar after
That’s the third best type of drinking!
Was not aware of a scale but they had me at “angry drinking at the hotel bar”
Poop. Great effort by the Commies.
Jints v Commies not quite bananacakes…maybe banana muffin status?
If we blow this, I am going on a killing spree
Scotchy: “I work alone.”
[updates passport]
Need your middle name for the papers.
He was a quiet recluse, seemed a good neighboUr.
Beans don’t burn on the griiiilllll
Hurts must be the MVP. Compare to the other QB lines today
Qaron complaining about non existent PI.
Complaining about a nonexistent primary inoculation? I remember that press conference
Jetskis within striking distance.
Watch the Jets win on 7 FGs
Would not want to be Saleh’s son. (peace be with you) Imagine being a teenager and coming home after curfew and seeing that withering stare?
Imagine picking up his daughter for prom
Dimes is 17/18. It’s for 136 yards but I’ll take what I can get even if it’s sorta pathetic.
It’s been a weird game for sure
Bearistocrats! Delayed is not Bearistocrats! Denied
Seriously? If they can’t win this game then they are officially crap forever
Senegal is done.
Its coming home its coming home
And Germany’s out the cup is guaranteed!
I don’t know, England historically has done better when the French get knocked out early and the Germans are the final opponent. Also true in soccer.
What a catch for AJ Brown.
Donks/Ravens is draining the lifeblood out of the NFL one play at a time. I’m not sure the league can survive this game.
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199312120nwe.htm
I think it can survive this game, if it survived the ‘93 CIN@NE game.
If I’m not mistaken, that game received a number of government subsidies and ended being 21-12. Follow the paper trail!
Saddest part? Easily the best we’ve played all goddamned year
Really? I’m headed to Snopes to validate your comment.
That horrid MNF in Seattle is probably in 2nd. Off to stick my head in the oven
This season? That game’s Donks second best scoring 16 points and missing a long FG?
Yikes. We all wanted to keep him too.
Yeah, as shit as it was (for us) it has only been downhill before today.
Im sure Bezos is jealous it wasnt on TNF
Everyone thought Ace Frehley was a one hit wonder with Beth. He had another and it was the outro tune just now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXeeY9D9u94&ab_channel=AceFrehley-Topic
Thanks for showing up Senegal.
This is England we’re talking about. Giving up two second half goals and then losing on penalties is still very realistic.
YER A WIZARD, ‘ARRY!
That’s the “Good Hodgins” I suppose?
Shoen and Daboll are employing the “they played for the Bills and know the system” stratergery to make up for their talent deficit.
England scores!!!!!
Had to be in the Missionary Position, correct?
Just lie back and think of England.
[thinks of the lousier colonies in order to delay orgasm] “Basutoland, Basutoland, Basutoland!”
-W. Churchill, with Clementine, on his 58th birthday, in the ‘special bed’.
Not near a TV. Is Lamar Jackson just banged up or did his knee go bye-bye?
couldn’t tell much from the replay, but been ruled OUT
Same here. Burrow’s hits may have desensitized me to QB hits, but unless a knee buckled on impact, Jackson didn’t seem that bad.
Unless they don’t want to risk it and figure Huntley can beat Denver or are hoping Bengals will lose to KC so they can take a loss.
He was walking from what I saw. Looked like the hit was one of those “body weight” ones that’s supposed to be illegal now, but I was also watching redzone without sound so it’ entirely possible i have no idea what’s going on
Update: Reports of the Jags progressing as a team have been greatly exaggerated-more, after the game.
Enough QB cripplings today that I can get a shitty backup to start next week when I lose the Division to Spam. ANYTHING BUT CHARMSLINGER.
Don’t say “Toe Drag Swag” again.
Prison Girlfriend DED
Brought the boys to the yard a little too fervently today
Those bags of heroin in his bum were bound to burst sooner or later…smh.
The shotgun will have to come out for Prison Girlfriend.
That Watson pass hit the ground faster than his towel at Mama-san’s pleasure palace
Not sure if calling Senegal a “streetwise team” is more racist or less coming from an Englishman.
I mean, they are allowed to say “boy” which always does my head in
“You dump that team on the backstreets of Leicester and they’ll find their way to the suburbs of Birmingham quite easily” is what I think he meant to say.