Your “This Might Be For All The Marbles!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Hey, I’m writing this at 11 in the morning so I’ve no idea what happened in the Seattle tilt and I’ll be damned if I’m going to exert the slight amount of energy it would take to do some editing. That’s a line in the sand that I will not cross or even draw in the first place.

To The Game!

Lions/Packers:

-The last time these squadoos played marked a turning point for both teams. Detroit’s 15-9 win got their record to 2-6 and we know what happened from there. For the Packers that loss marked the last loss in a five game skid and they turned things around as well.

-A key to Green Bay’s turnaround has been the ability to generate turnovers. At 4-8 they were -5 but since then they’ve reached a 11+ number.

-With a Seattle loss and a Detroit win the Lions would be in the playoffs for the first time since 2016. I’d bet that like myself, you folks out there would have guessed that the drought was much longer than that.

-This could be Rodgers last game at Lambeau-if he decides to retire (a decision he will no doubt draw out as long as possible because a.) attention and b.) he learned from the very best, Burnt Favre) this is it because the team will not have a home game.

-Who thought that career backup Jamaal Williams would be just six yards shy of reaching 1,000 yards today? As well, he’s just one TD away from matching Barry Sander’s team record of 16.

-The Packers just might oblige Williams-they are in the middle of the league in overall defensive efficiency but are bottom 5 vs the run.

-That’s A Lot!: It’s hard to key on one player when Goff has the habit of spreading the ball around-he threw to 11(!) different tight ends, backs and wr’s last week.

It’s all yours.

 

 

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2Pack

So we get the Seahawks as fodder in the first round.

Brocky

So which of our football Gods did Aaron Rodgers piss off

Recovery Whiskey

Fauci, God of Not Being A Stupid Bitch About Vaccines

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Do we have a god of unhappy endings?

Doktor Zymm

The divine embodiment of everyone who had to give Deshaun Watson a massage?

WCS

Kraftus

2Pack

Pickercetionous… God of Derp

Doktor Zymm

Ok, Rick and Morty or Letterkenny?
Also, has anyone watched Littlekenny? Is it any good?

JimU

Littlekenny is fine. You can get through all the episodes in like a half hour.

Gatoraids

I get LetterKenny clips in my youtube feed for some reason and they are pretty good not sure if it has certain seasons better than others or a learning curve for the series

Doktor Zymm

Oh, I’m familiar with both shows to date, but both have new episodes I haven’t watched yet

Doktor Zymm

That was surprisingly fun! Cheers y’all!

yeah right

That was awesome.

I’m so damn happy right now!

Doktor Zymm

Aw hugs to Jamaal

TheRevanchist

Very happy for him and sad for him at the same time.

Doktor Zymm

I think overall happy, but my heart broke a little bit watching him recollect that he was on TV and should try to be more macho instead of expressing his real and very touching emotions

Dunstan

The god Narrative truly works in mysterious ways. Perhaps he has forsaken Qaron in favor of letting the Bills have a long run.

Doktor Zymm

AtropoNarrative cut their thread, their story is done being woven

JimU

Hey Aaron,
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Doktor Zymm

Thank you Baby Chark!
https://youtu.be/dwD5U1Zlyqk

Spur

Rodgers never got his “shot” at the Superbowl this year

Spur

That long cold ride home for the packer fans. I love it

Spur

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Spur

Fuck the State of Wisconsin and its NFL team

Brocky

I’m still pissed the state went for trump in 2016

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Gumbygirl

Wooooooooooooo, fuck you Quaron!

Spur

CHEESE TEARS

Game Time Decision

Whey tears

Doktor Zymm

They curdle

Doktor Zymm

YASSSSS CHARK WEEK

NotShogunButShogun

Thank bleergh that’s over

Gatoraids

GOFFMANIA RUNS WILD

Spur

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mr. Ayo

GO FOUR IT!

Spur

3 yards. FG or go for it? 1st Down ends it

Mr. Ayo

3 points makes no difference. Have to go for it.

Doktor Zymm

I assume the penalty was called on Detroit, even though GB was clearly engaging in defensive holding with a hand digging under and around a shoulder pad

Gumbygirl

That was crazytown bananacakes!

Spur

Awesome play calling

Doktor Zymm

Thigh master catch!

Spur

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Dunstan

“Man, that’s a weird catch.” — David Tyree

Brocky

-Antonio freeman

Doktor Zymm

Theory – the refs are trying to make this game a consolation for Touchdown Seahawks!

Spur

INT Lions. Better make up a penalty now refs

Mr. Ayo

I can’t believe BLEERGH has abandoned Quaron at his time of most need. Alas.

HOX!!!

Last edited 1 year ago by Mr. Ayo
Gatoraids

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

Doktor Zymm

What, no flag?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Buggs is such an awesome name for a big fat guy.

Doktor Zymm

I hope his buddies call him Buggsy

Mr. Ayo

Hobo Lovie fired already for losing the 1st draft pick.

Senor Weaselo

He challenges that firing. But also really helped the Bears there.

Spur

And here comes the Rodgers hurt excuses. His thumbs hurts 🙁

Doktor Zymm

But what if Trump shot Qaaron in the middle of 5th avenue?

Game Time Decision

The only thing I don’t like about the Lion’s winning would be that Seattle makes the playoffs
/GB fan

Spur

Explains my lack of comments of the week inclusion

Mr. Ayo

HOX!!!

Spur

EAT SHIT GREEN BAY

Doktor Zymm

Additional Congrats Jamaal!

Spur

YEAH

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Left handed, 2/10 would not fuck

Game Time Decision

The guy on the left or the guy on the right?

Doktor Zymm

Eh, whichever….Moe

NotShogunButShogun

A walker doing something idiotic in wisconsin…never seen it

Doktor Zymm

BS that’s a TD. But with the mandatory penalty there’s no way they’ll give it to em

Doktor Zymm

Wow, that ref visibly winced when the crowd reacted to the ejection

Spur

Green Bay players are true pieces of shit

Col. Duke LaCross

Good. Fuck that guy.

And while we’re at it, I hope Charles Martin is chugging cock in hell.

Last edited 1 year ago by Col. Duke LaCross
Brocky

Charles Martin was literally the dirtiest hit in NFL history and The packers don’t get nearly enough flak for it

Doktor Zymm

First hit with a multi-game suspension, but would be way more nowadays
Dirty Body-slam on Jim McMahon by Charles Martin Bears Packers 1986 – YouTube

Spur

Forearm to the face and pushing Lion coach to get 1 flag

Game Time Decision

The narrative is clearly a Gb win.

Gatoraids

ref must a gotta concussion to call a penalty on the packers

Mr. Ayo

Can’t believe the Fuck LioUns are getting bail out flags.

Mr. Ayo

Wait, not a bailout. WTF. Hope he gets a yuge fine.

Doktor Zymm

“Getting Injured, 15 yards, Detroit”

Doktor Zymm

Left Chark!