Excuse me, it’s taken most of the day to come down from yesterday’s win. During the game I took several tours of the house because I was all wound up. After the third tour wifey said, “Would you stop? You’re making me nervous!”. I just couldn’t help myself.
Hey, tonight for the football fans (that don’t support either of these squadoos) out there it’s nut-cutting time in that most are inclined to pick a side and boy, it’s rough. Myself, I just can’t think of any scenario whereby I could back Brady. I have wanted Dallas to win at times but only for NFC East purposes that benefit the Giants. I think I’ll remain a neuter here.
To The Game!
Cowboys/Bucs:
-Though he’s not played them very often, Brady has not lost to Dallas-he’s 7-0.
-DAK! has been having himself some wandering balls problems. He’s thrown an INT in seven straight games and has been mistake-free in only two games this year.
-Want to feel old? Dallas hasn’t won a road playoff game since Mike Tyson was convicted of raping Desiree Washington. Oh, what’s that? You want to hear about other things that occurred when the Cowboys last won away from home?
-Barney and Friends debuted.
-Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco.
-John Gotti was sentenced to life in prison.
-Batman: The Animated Series first began.
-Dre Dre released The Chronic.
-Compact discs outsold audio cassette tapes for the first time.
-Mortal Kombat was released.
-Jay Leno becomes the new host of The Tonight Show.
-The Yankees sign Danny Tartabul.
-Moldova joins the U.N.
-Billy Ray Cyrus burst into the national consciousness.
-Malcolm X is released. (in theatres, not from prison)
-Barry Bond signs the biggest one year contract in MLB history-it’s a staggering $4.7 million bones.
-That’s how long the drought has been. Wow. Helluva job, Jerrah!
Go for it.
One last MLK Day Joke for the road…
The Cowboys are a good team to crap on old Brady to end his season. I mean, if anyone was going to choke it away to TAWMMY….
It’s 9:30, and Gumby and I are toddling off to bed, like a couple of old coots
The Niners against the NFC East. Next week’s games should be good.
Brett Maher is about to have a strange week.
https://twitter.com/MenInBlazers/status/1615186062229241856
What the fuck, Brady?
Off to Santa Clara. Purdy is gonna fuck up, it’s only a matter of time.
You are talking about Dallas, so Dak is going to do the same.
Weird thing is that’s at a funeral.
She needs a slow dance.
Good win for Dallas.
I should tell my dad to get some USAA insurance so I can get it. Adopt Gronk. Then he can get the insurance.
Just got to convince my wife that adopting Gronk would actually be a good thing.
TheRevanchist: Hey I think we should adopt Rob Gron…
Mrs. TheRevanchist: Yes, OK, I agree! Sign this paper.
Me: “How are you pregnant if I’m impoten…. Oh! …. I approve.”
Okay, now throw to Evans for the TD, not the 2pt Conversion!
Jinx.
Yeah, I know it.
I was about to say the Cowboys should get out of the way and let Tampa have the ball again.
It’s a 3 score game with 2 minutes to go. Go nuts.
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/1615172653563641856
Brandon Perna’s next punishment.
Looks like he took a hit to the back of the head. Tried to get up but couldn’t.
I hope his lower back feels better soon.
“Definite back injury. No doubt about it.”
-NFL Medical Staff
Brett Maher should take this opportunity to practice some kicks
https://twitter.com/NoEscalators/status/1615191070077325312
I’m sorry, Succuop is warming up on the sideline while Gage is being backboard off the field in case they need him for a FG in a 31-6 game with 2:55 left?
Ryan, buddy, think hard about this.
Could we get The Flow in to close out this game?
Hey, anything other than a heart issue and the NFL’s happy.
Consarnit.
I’d like to see the Cowboys spend the rest of the game diving at Jensen’s knees.
https://twitter.com/fleshwound_NPG/status/1615196690876694529?s=20&t=BbHu2oFtP-d8pEafIqQuEA
That long bomb by Dak may end up costing me $300.
If you listen carefully, you can hear GAMBLOR giggling.
I used to think tedy bruschi was the ultimate “overrated because he’s white” player in NFL history, and then John Kuhn came along
“Triple tonight’s order of Blue Bunny!”
M. McCarthy
“Again?”
-Blue Bunny rep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0&ab
Absolutely none of the Cowboy starters should be in right now.
But they need margin of victory for the BCS computers!
Excepting cheerleaders
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1615158997870321664?s=20&t=BbHu2oFtP-d8pEafIqQuEA
Yeah, that’s okay, Tom. I didn’t feel like winning $100 anyway.
serves you right after those Cincy tards couldn’t cover the spread.
Brady on that tablet making vacation reservations.
Gisele on the phone taking half of them.
Gisele’s wetter than the Pacific Ocean right now.