Your Cowboys/Bucs Wild Card Fiesta Open Thread

Excuse me, it’s taken most of the day to come down from yesterday’s win. During the game I took several tours of the house because I was all wound up. After the third tour wifey said, “Would you stop? You’re making me nervous!”. I just couldn’t help myself.

Hey, tonight for the football fans (that don’t support either of these squadoos) out there it’s nut-cutting time in that most are inclined to pick a side and boy, it’s rough. Myself, I just can’t think of any scenario whereby I could back Brady. I have wanted Dallas to win at times but only for NFC East purposes that benefit the Giants. I think I’ll remain a neuter here.

To The Game!

Cowboys/Bucs:

-Though he’s not played them very often, Brady has not lost to Dallas-he’s 7-0.

-DAK! has been having himself some wandering balls problems. He’s thrown an INT in seven straight games and has been mistake-free in only two games this year.

-Want to feel old? Dallas hasn’t won a road playoff game since Mike Tyson was convicted of raping Desiree Washington. Oh, what’s that? You want to hear about other things that occurred when the Cowboys last won away from home?

-Barney and Friends debuted.

-Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco.

-John Gotti was sentenced to life in prison.

-Batman: The Animated Series first began.

-Dre Dre released The Chronic.

-Compact discs outsold audio cassette tapes for the first time.

-Mortal Kombat was released.

-Jay Leno becomes the new host of The Tonight Show.

-The Yankees sign Danny Tartabul.

-Moldova joins the U.N.

-Billy Ray Cyrus burst into the national consciousness.

-Malcolm X is released. (in theatres, not from prison)

-Barry Bond signs the biggest one year contract in MLB history-it’s a staggering $4.7 million bones.

-That’s how long the drought has been. Wow. Helluva job, Jerrah!

Go for it.

 

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Redshirt

One last MLK Day Joke for the road…

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blaxabbath

The Cowboys are a good team to crap on old Brady to end his season. I mean, if anyone was going to choke it away to TAWMMY….

Gumbygirl

It’s 9:30, and Gumby and I are toddling off to bed, like a couple of old coots

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2Pack

The Niners against the NFC East. Next week’s games should be good.

WCS

Brett Maher is about to have a strange week.

Horatio Cornblower
Spur

Off to Santa Clara. Purdy is gonna fuck up, it’s only a matter of time.

TheRevanchist

You are talking about Dallas, so Dak is going to do the same.

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

Weird thing is that’s at a funeral.

2Pack

She needs a slow dance.

Spur

Good win for Dallas.

TheRevanchist

I should tell my dad to get some USAA insurance so I can get it. Adopt Gronk. Then he can get the insurance.

Just got to convince my wife that adopting Gronk would actually be a good thing.

Horatio Cornblower

TheRevanchist: Hey I think we should adopt Rob Gron…

Mrs. TheRevanchist: Yes, OK, I agree! Sign this paper.

TheRevanchist

Me: “How are you pregnant if I’m impoten…. Oh! …. I approve.”

Redshirt

Okay, now throw to Evans for the TD, not the 2pt Conversion!

WCS

Jinx.

Redshirt

Yeah, I know it.

Horatio Cornblower

I was about to say the Cowboys should get out of the way and let Tampa have the ball again.

It’s a 3 score game with 2 minutes to go. Go nuts.

WCS

Brandon Perna’s next punishment.

Redshirt

Looks like he took a hit to the back of the head. Tried to get up but couldn’t.

Horatio Cornblower

I hope his lower back feels better soon.

LemonJello

“Definite back injury. No doubt about it.”
-NFL Medical Staff

Brocky

Brett Maher should take this opportunity to practice some kicks

Horatio Cornblower

I’m sorry, Succuop is warming up on the sideline while Gage is being backboard off the field in case they need him for a FG in a 31-6 game with 2:55 left?

Ryan, buddy, think hard about this.

LemonJello

Could we get The Flow in to close out this game?

SonOfSpam

Hey, anything other than a heart issue and the NFL’s happy.

WCS

Consarnit.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d like to see the Cowboys spend the rest of the game diving at Jensen’s knees.

Redshirt

That long bomb by Dak may end up costing me $300.

If you listen carefully, you can hear GAMBLOR giggling.

Brocky

I used to think tedy bruschi was the ultimate “overrated because he’s white” player in NFL history, and then John Kuhn came along

LemonJello

“Triple tonight’s order of Blue Bunny!”
M. McCarthy

Horatio Cornblower

“Again?”

-Blue Bunny rep

Spur
Horatio Cornblower

Absolutely none of the Cowboy starters should be in right now.

LemonJello

But they need margin of victory for the BCS computers!

SonOfSpam

Excepting cheerleaders

Redshirt

Yeah, that’s okay, Tom. I didn’t feel like winning $100 anyway.

Spur

serves you right after those Cincy tards couldn’t cover the spread.

LemonJello

Brady on that tablet making vacation reservations.

Horatio Cornblower

Gisele on the phone taking half of them.

Horatio Cornblower

Gisele’s wetter than the Pacific Ocean right now.