Hey, Who Wants To Draft Something?

So, like the author of the previous post, I have been swamped at work lately.  It turns out that taking most of the first two weeks of the year off, followed by getting Covid, leads to all sorts of things besides your sinuses getting backed up, and of course for the next two weeks everything on my schedule is being confirmed as going forward, as opposed to what happens when I’m actually caught up and everything gets canceled.  It never, ever works out the other way.

So we’re in that golden week between the championship games and the Superb Owl, (I will weigh in on last night’s post to say that owls are indeed superb; there’s one who lives in the woods where I walk the dog, and any day we happen to get lucky enough to see him is a good day), where these is no football and therefore nothing to change.  And I’m not starting the regular mock drafts until the week after the Eagles and Chiefs finish out the season so this week, draft whatever you want.

Me?  I’m kind of hungry, so I’m going to not only draft the chicken salad wrap from the deli down the street, I’m going to go buy one, too. The rest of you draft whatever strikes your fancy.  I’ve gotta get back to work.

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TheRevanchist

I am drafting the cans of Planter’s cashews, both the pieces and the wholes.

Gumbygirl

Covid has apparently fucked my sleep pattern permanently. It’s 2:15 and I’m still in bed. I said that like it’s a bad thing, lol. I have no schedule, don’t need to be anywhere, so who cares, right? RiGHT?!!!!

Gumbygirl

Here’s my draft pick

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Gumbygirl

Stuff we should fly over China to retaliate!

SonOfSpam

看!一个巨大的屁股!

Gumbygirl

.This would scare them!

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Gumbygirl

This one is truly terrifying!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Game Time Decision

it was a month before I was normal and got my endurance back after I got Covid in the summer. I was able to do most day to day tasks, but any lifting or running or anything strenuous would tire me out quickly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Buddy Cole hooked me up with a new gig in Smurf Village! Worked a late shift. Long night.

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King Hippo

Protein is protein, bruh!

SonOfSpam

Drafting a day off this week. The Feast of St. Copious of Northern Minnesota.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m taking it tomorrow. Use it or lose it.

King Hippo
Sharkbait

Maybe City will hire him once they get banished to the shadow realm that is League 2

King Hippo

I highly doubt anything happens to City ih the end. Lots of Klopp arselicker fan fiction on teh interwebs about punishment, is all.

Sharkbait

From what I’ve read they can’t delay the proceedings until the statute of limitations runs out, like they did for the UEFA charges, and they can’t appeal to CAS. They might be fucked*

*by a 1 year transfer ban and a £10m fine

Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna draft some disaster relief efforts for SE Turkey and N Syria that actually help people and somehow don’t involve dickheads like Erdogan using the disaster to consolidate political power over the Kurds and refugees in the region

SonOfSpam

Yes, in these trying times, those people should be blessed with some System of a Down CDs.

Or like potable water.

LemonJello

Paper towels may not be in this aid package, though.

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King Hippo

Not to be confused with the 2022 Panthers playback (System for a Downs)

Don T

Is this the beginning of the Sullen Russ era?
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King Hippo

We will see if he borrows Emo Carr’s Cure anthology.

Brick Meathook

I draft this Sony lens you all were supposed to buy me for my birthday. Well forget it I went out and bought it myself (excellent price too – never buy new). Thanks a lot.

That 16mm wide end means I can stand behind the camera and take a picture of myself.

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King Hippo

Why would I buy a camera when I already gots a cell phone?

That would be like keeping one’s landline, which I coincidentally have done/will do. GIT OFF a-mah lawn!!

Brick Meathook

My best camera is my iPhone.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I want to draft a new metabolism. It would be great to actually lose weight when I exercise, or even better, no matter what I eat or do.

King Hippo

I had a monster metabolism. Ate whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. Beer, liquor? TOTES fine. I stayed bean pole-ish.

Then I turned 25…

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, I get a good laugh out of my fancy fitness watch telling me I’m burning 4k+ calories per day. Dream on fitness watch, dream on with your lovely dream

Game Time Decision

4K calories per day
Challenge accepted
-A Reid
/prob over 4k by his 3rd breakfast

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Done.

[brushes BFC’s cheek with a hand, like a lover]

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2Pack

I need to draft a new watch band. After a few years these canvas ones get a little funky. And an oil change is not an option. Gotta go with a new one.

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Brick Meathook

Try this. It’s a modified NATO strap with Velcro; I use it on my daily G-Shock He-Man watch and also my super-fancy Speedmaster astronaut stud watch. Only costs 13 bucks but good quality.

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Brick Meathook

There’s an Amazon link below my photos, but it looks blank to me. Click on it and it works though.

Brick Meathook

Screen shot:

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2Pack

I’ll do that. Put it through my try not to derp-n-fall stress test.

2Pack

Grazie

Sharkbait

The first of 2 SOC audits start this month, which means meetings upon meetings, upon meetings. In between that is harassing other groups for evidence I need to give to the auditors.

*looks longingly at Caribbean beaches and hotels*

King Hippo

Killer migraine is killer, my brain hurts. I blame teh Chinese Balloon and obligatory THANKS, Obama!!!1111

LemonJello

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