Good morning DFO!
Spring approaches for most of you. Us folks out here in Southern California are still in the fucking winter doldrums. Still gloomy and still cold. We’ve had maybe 2 decent sunny days since fucking November and six consecutive months with measurable rain. The fucking fuck is that?
Best I can do is to keep the kitchen warm.
Tons of sporting action going on now with the NBA and NHL playoffs and baseball is in full swing.
Knock that shit off back there! I like baseball. The new rules are the shit too. Games zip along at a good pace, stolen bases are up, the ball is put in play a lot more. All told it’s a lot more fun to watch. If truth be told I’ll be watching early regular season baseball more than early playoff basketball. I’m old like that.
OK, enough preamble, let’s get after this recipe shit.
Welcome back to part 2 of our “All things nuts” experiment.
While not going as full-on insane as we did last week, nuts will again be prominently featured today..
I’m going to show you that you can make something ridiculously tasty with those damn Brazil nuts that everyone leaves in the bottom of a can of mixed nuts.
We’re not stopping there though, we’ll also be using some almonds (TWICE!) in our prep today.
We’re full of fucking nuts up in here!
Still don’t understand the hate for Brazil nuts but what-the-fuck-ever. We’re fixing that today by making them into a beautiful, delicious and versatile pesto!
Now, what should we do with that pesto?
How about we do a pan seared cod fillet with a coating made from mixed panko and almond slivers?
Huh? How ’bout that?
Maybe some rice pilaf with homemade chicken stock and a spinach salad?
What do you think?
Sounds goddamn delightful to me and I’m driving this dinghy.
Away we go!
We’re going to begin by making the mixture that will be the crust on our fish. No recipe, just me winging it and flinging it.
We start with a food processor and some almond slivers, probably 1/4 of a cup.
Give them a pulse until course and chunky. Probably 3-4 pulses. Do the same thing with the panko. We don’t want to turn the panko back into flour we just want to break it down enough where it will make a good coating.
Combine with the crushed almonds and set aside for a bit.
Since we’ve already dirtied up the food processor let’s build the pesto.
recipe inspired by Food and Wine.com
Brazil Nut Pesto!
1/2 cup coarsely chopped flat-leaf parsley
1/4 cup Brazil nuts, coarsely chopped
2 tablespoons water
1 large garlic clove, chopped
2 teaspoons finely grated lemon zest
5 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese
Salt and freshly ground pepper
First thing is we need to crush up those damn Brazil nuts. Give ’em a smash first. Get therapeutic with this shit. SMASH! I actually used the back of a skillet and whacked the bejesus out of them a few times.
See? The plastic baggie kept the nuts from flying all over the damn kitchen. Dump them crushed nuts into the food processor.
Now that you’ve got your nuts, you’re going to need a little citrus…
Just the zest today. If you’re someone who likes a squeeze of lemon on their fish, well shit! Now you’ve got lemon. I’m not a lemon on fish kind of guy. If you get your fish prepared correctly the fuck you need to add lemon for?
Of course you’ve got your lovely parmigiano reggiano directly from Italy courtesy of our good friend 2 Pack.
Grate it up and set it aside for just a bit.
You really want to take a bite of a piece of that cheese here.
Go ahead, it’s worth it.
See? Isn’t that shit incredible?
DAMN!
Our pesto today will be using parsley instead of basil. Parsley gives it a bit of a peppery note while basil is more floral.
How bout that? Food nerd talk!
After a few chops, get the parsley into the bowl of the processor. You can toss the chopped garlic in there too.
We will now have everything except for the cheese and the olive oil in the food processor. Pulse a few times.
Scrape down the sides of the bowl and add in the water, then the parm joins the party.
Place the lid on and while the processor is running, not pulsing, start slowly drizzling in the olive oil until you reach the desired consistency.
Season this to taste with the salt and pepper. Cover it up with plastic wrap and put it in the fridge until everything else is ready.
Pro tip! Make this ahead the day before!
Once again we’ll be making a familiar spinach salad and using a homemade vinaigrette. Reflect back a couple of weeks when we did the Peperonata for the details. I used balsamic vinegar this time rather than red wine vinegar and it shows in the color.
You remember the salad, this is the one with the spinach, strawberries, red onion and almond slivers.
Great shit. Super easy, incredibly healthy and you can alternate your choice of fruit.
Apples work fantastic here too, or plums. Fuck it, use what’s in season. Bet a fresh peach would be killer in here. Nut-wise, change that shit up too. Use macadamias or walnuts or pecans. Versatile, healthy and delicious. The fuck’s not to love?
You can also change your vinegars up. Personally I liked the balsamic better than the red wine vinegar but it’s your choice. White wine vinegar would work. Apple cider vinegar with apples instead of strawberries. Now you’re fucking thinking up in here! Holy shit have you ever used champagne vinegar? Fucking hell would that be good here.
You get the idea.
Toss the salad ahead of time but don’t “dress” it yet. We’ll do that last to keep everything from wilting.
Last step: Let’s get a look at our protein.
COD! Not a terrible price for it either.
Obviously any fleshy white fish would work. Halibut, tilapia, red snapper whatever.
They had cod. I like cod. Cod it is.
Make sure your fish is at room temperature before cooking.
We’re going to start our dish by dredging the fish. We will dredge first in an egg white bath* then into our panko/almond mixture.
*The egg white bath is a couple of egg whites and a splash of cold water.
Coat that shit up good. Both sides.
Let the fish rest for a moment to help the breading to stick. This would also be a good time to get to work on our rice.
We begin by browning the rice with some onion, garlic, salt, pepper and dried thyme. Our ratio today was 1/2 cup of rice, 1 cup of chicken stock, about a tablespoon of onion and a couple of minced garlic cloves.
Remember the random chicken stock we made a couple of weeks ago with the dismembered chicken bits?
Told you we’d get a chance to use it.
Once the rice has browned a bit, add in the cup of chicken stock.
Slap a lid on that pot, reduce to a very low simmer and set a timer for 20 minutes.
Let’s get back to the fish.
For pan sauté action I like equal amounts of butter and olive oil. Works for every pan sear/sauté application. Love this trick.
In goes the battered cod.
These will cook for about 3-4 minutes per side depending on the heat. Watch your ass on this step. Cod doesn’t like being overcooked. In fact one of these filets went a bit over and that shit toughened up like a motherfucker. We’re looking for light/flaky not dense/leathery here.
Give them a careful flip.
That’s looking pretty goddamn sexy right there.
If you timed this right, the rice should be ready just when the cod is ready for service. You don’t want the fish sitting around too long. Serve that shit hot!
Dress the salad real quick, toss to coat and get your pesto ready.
Plate it up!
Be sure to get a dab of pesto on the plate as well as on the fish.
Here we are!
And a close up of the cod.
Friends! Oh, friends!
This is better than just good. This motherfucker is harmonious! It’s in perfect balance, each dish works perfectly on its own but when combined to create the entire plate? Fucking incredible. The fish is light, flaky with a crisp, crunchy coating. Add in the herbal punch of the pesto and you are talking symphonic shit up in this fucker.
That rice is dazzling. The homemade stock is the winning element right there. Add in the salad with the fresh ingredients and that garlicky, tangy vinaigrette? Fuck right off!
Not just healthy eating, but delicious, dynamic, healthy eating.
That pesto is a goddamn keeper. It’s got the tang from the lemon zest but the funky notes of the parmigiano reggiano are there to be fucking HEARD! You have the peppery, green notes of the parsley in there the subtle bite of the garlic. Awesome.
Know what? I had some leftover pesto.
You WILL see that show the fuck back up I can promise.
Perfectly balanced meal and perfectly delightful for your health.
You are welcome.
There we are!
Great stuff today. This was surprisingly easy to make without the end results belying the effort put in.
Make this one folks.
And eat your damn Brazil nuts! What’s wrong with you?
That’s it for today everyone.
Thanks again for being such an incredible bunch of folks. You really are the best.
Now you’ve got the whole rest of a Sunday to fuck around.
Get out there and have at it!
See you next week folks.
PEACE!
Just don’t eat so many Brazil nuts that you get selenium poisoning, although I think it takes quite a lot.
Baseball is one step closer to Blernsball!
Apparently the answer is >5
https://www.tastingtable.com/844486/the-maximum-amount-of-brazil-nuts-you-can-safely-eat-each-day/
It’s feeling like it’s going to be one of those years where everything falls into place for the Lakers.
“Brazil nuts? Oh, I know them by another name….” — Jerry Jones
“Me too.”
-Jerry Richardson
So I guess I’ve got to stay sober long enough to do my taxes today. Ugh.
Don’t be a cuck, sovereign citizen!!
We didn’t get one of our 1099’s, and I was freaking, but it turns out we have until October to file because of all the weather craziness. Don’t even have to ask for an extension, federal and state.
The good news is that it was relatively quick and painless, especially the California filing which took like ten minutes. The bad news is that I owe money to both, so now I’m going to become a Republican.
The IRS is ridiculously undermanned. You probably don’t even need to file.
To be clear, this is the exact opposite of legal advice. But it’s also probably not wrong.
NUTS!
TRUE HIPPO STORY – I got the itch to, for some unfathomable reason, try pan-frying swordfish. While my then-wife was pregnant with our first child.
To this day, I don’t understand why I am still alive.
On Friday afternoon, just a few hours before we’d be hosting a birthday party, the Dr. Mrs. decided to get creative cooking anchovies and nuts
For some added fan interactivity in this Memphis-LA series, whichever city has the fewest gang-related shootings over the course of each game gets an extra 2 points added to their score.
Perverse incentive, STAND UR GROUND!!!111
Holsters his gun. – Ja Morant
/nods in Plaxico Burress’ dress sweatpants
I lived two blocks from the bar where Plaxico shot himself. Not quite RTD living near movie stars, but it was a fun fact.
I always tear big divots of goodness off my breaded, fried fare at home. Always makes me wish I had a restaurant style deep fat fryer. Will your butter/oil combo help with this?
It should. You also need to be sure the cooking vessel surface is hot when you start, before adding the oil and butter.
The old phase is “Hot pan, cold oil.”
The Swiss women have found a hole in the Czecha defense.
Huh, that’s odd, you would think that Czeching would be their strong suit.
my, oh my, the #BFIB keep setting a poor example for the lesser beisboling franchises. Apologies to all, we shall endeavoUr to better ourselves (and by reflection…the world)
Women’s Champeenship Bronze Medal Game:
Keeping my eye on the Swiss goalie that saved 54 of 59 shots vs the Canuckian women.
Midway through the 1st Quarter, the Eagles have a 9-0 lead over the Bengals. (from earpiece). What? Inning? Baseball?
Well, shit. That’s a bit worse than giving up three field goals.
https://youtu.be/bK4TpfSZS5s
“Wait. This isn’t that whip song-which is their only song.” [faints]
-Herodotus
Not the first time a whip made me pass out
“Jesus Christ! Have you no concept of a ‘safe word’?”
-Jesus, in hindsight
ALL HAIL DC BEER SNAKE
Watch Danny Boy Snyder buy the Defenders just because.
Knowing my luck, he’ll buy the Reds.
As an amateur zoologist, I’m always intrigued when I come across a new species. I present to you, the rare and elusive Burger Bill Platypus.
Fun fact: “Burger Bill” is the thing that drove Andy Reid’s last accountant into retirement.
Can you blame him? Even with Great Plains, or any other accounting software, those are big numbers to track.
/adorable kiddos!
Kid in the highchair is plotting.
If I stop commenting, he will have gotten me.
What on earth has happened to the psyche of the King’s Finest over these past few weeks?!? I have seen more convincing displays of mental fortitude from uncivilized inmates at the Salisbury asylum! Perhaps Bulawayo Saka should be banned from taking penalties from now on — he appears to have the accuracy of the Sudanese resistance during the Battle of Omdurman!
Way to arse it up, fellas. But it’s right there in the name so you could see it coming.
At least they’ve got that goal differential adva… Wait, I’ll come in again.
Gov. Rhodes will be apoplectic
In an unwelcome burst of self-improvement I am trying VERY HARD not to play Footy Manager before noon. I have had two pills, though. We don’t need to be creatin’ no monster.
Goddamn, what an amazing panel crew. Imagine a discussion like that re NFL tension.
Also capable, on the same morning, of being hilarious “analyzing” Mustoe’s & Higginbotham’s 5v5 highlight package from a mid-week workout. Fucking Mustoe, preening over his goal highlight. “Dispatched!”🤓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Ip_OmRHEk
Destiny control update – Arse still only need a point away to City – but no margin of error otherwise.
Fuck how I love sportsball maths
They only need a point against MC and to stop playing like 11 guys who just met in the parking lot. That last point seems important based on the second half in the last two games.
If I were Handsome Mikel, in the back of my mind, I’d want “mulligan draw” saved for away to the Bonesaws.
Should get 6+ extra
For some reason the USA app isn’t working right and there’s no sound (and yes, I’ve checked my speakers). It’s actually a good thing because it forces me to pay full attention to the game.
I’m dying over here. I actually wanted West Ham to get pulverized this morning since eldest Fronkenspawn is a gunner, and any Hammer result pretty much sinks Arsenal’s title chances (one would think). But now it’s tied late, and I WANT THIS!!!!! And I can’t show a single sign of emotion. Not a peep. Not a smile. Not a wince. (If Declan Rice scores though, I win $145. Then I’m going to whoop it up and he can go shit in his hat.)
Footy is the worst. While also being the best. Puts the guts into the blender fer sure
Great result for your side, Fronk.
Arsenal look like absolute shit right now.
I’d have subbed out Saka. He looks like he’s in his own head out there.
Feel bad for the dude. Weight of the world. Thank fuck racism has been eradicated in London towne
The racists comments he’s about to get are way out of line, but the criticism he’ll get for being paid about $350,000 a week and not being able to put a PK on net, let alone in the net, is well earned.
Not sure the name “Saka” and the words “well earned” belong so close together in a sentence right now.
Your up to the minute local news report. The fest had XVIII century farm machinery.
The Band!
Yell “play Freebird, man, WOO!!” for Hippo
They’ve never been the same since Levon Helm passed away.
Dancing in the XVIII century mosh pit like it’s 1799!
KNEEL BEFORE COD.
There is a book I read called The Atlantic. It had a fascinating part that talked about when civilizations figured out how to smoke dry cod, that led to further exploration by ships, now that a reliable long term protein food storage option was available.
Simon Winchester? Hell of a writer.
Much better than his brothers Sam and Dean.
Now, now, they got 17 seasons out of that writing. That shitty, shitty writing.
Aw, don’t say that. Supernatural was often a very fun show!
Didn’t sat it wasn’t fun, just that the writing got very silly and repetitive towards the end.
Um, according to my daughter, who really liked the show.
yep
Arsenal’s second half the last two games
Missing the net entirely on a PK when fighting Manchester City for the Premier title doesn’t seem like the best strategy, but I guess we’ll play this out and see.
We used up all our sports karma on UConn this season, I fear.
I’ll take that trade, if I’m being honest.
Yeah I have to keep reminding myself that at the beginning of the year if you’d offered me one single title for one of my rooting interests I’d happily accept UConn being the one.
Little Lions Loser at 7:30 this morning:
Small LLL: “Dad, is heaven real?”
Me: “Yes”
Small LLL: “If it’s real, how do you get there?”
Me: [trying to stop conversation and drink coffee] “You transmogrify.”
Small LLL: [walks away looking confused] “Oh.”
“You have to die in battle while still holding your sword. Now scoot.”
For kids in modern times does that mean you have to die in a school shooting while holding your own gun?
You’re probably right, sadly.
I like to think Valhalla has a strict ‘No Nazis, No School Shooters’ policy.
YR, I really thought of Brazil Nuts as nature’s packing material. Like you alluded to, they are leftover from mixed nuts, the same way that the foam pieces are when you unpack a new flat screen.
I’ll be excited to try to put them to use. Thanks!
Festival season has arrived. Getting drug around this place by my wallet.
Sounds interesting. Which drug are you getting, and from whom? You go to the right kind of festivals.
This.
Looks.
Sensational!
I have never made pesto with parsley, always used basil. The veggie garden produces both in sufficient quantity. I’m gonna give that a try and test it out on some unsuspecting Italian girls.
/we’ve secretly traded parsley for basil… Let’s see if wifey notices…
My wife loves basil and would kick me for that trade.
I can’t wait to do it!