Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Mixing It Up.

Happy Friday everyone! This week I’m doing things a bit different here. I’m making a virgin cocktail. A virgin margarita to be exact. This comes at the request of Mrs. Sharkbait, who is temporarily unable to enjoy a regular cocktail until after Labor Day due to the extra passenger she has on board. With summer (and specifically Cinco de Mayo) coming up, we wanted to find something fun and different than just plain water, juice or iced tea.

She found this interesting recipe, which includes some interesting ingredients which supposedly tastes like the real thing, and we figured we should give it a shot and see how it compares to a real one.

Virgin Margarita

1 oz. fresh lime juice
.5oz. fresh lemon juice
.25 tsp maple syrup or simple syrup
.13 tsp (1/8th) pickle juice (optional but recommended!)
3 oz. tonic water
For the garnish: Lime wheel

Cut a notch in a lime wedge, then run the lime around the rim of a glass. Dip the edge of the rim into a plate of flaky sea salt (or for a festive look, use Margarita Salt).
In the serving glass, stir together the lime juice, lemon juice, maple syrup, and pickle juice. Add the tonic water and ice. Garnish with a lime wheel and serve.

No nose to speak of here. I find that very surprising since it has both lime and lemon juice as the base. Not even the pickle juice (more on that in a moment) is very detectable. I even used the spent rind of a lime to do the salt rim and that doesn’t even give off a slight hint of lime.

The sip is a little bit on the sour side. When I made this for the first time a few weeks ago, it definitely wasn’t as sour as this time around. I remembered then I used a bar spoon to measure the syrup and the pickle juice, as opposed to the actual 1/4 and 1/8 teaspoon measures like I did this time. Clearly that makes a huge difference to the flavor profile. The sip stays constant throughout. and the finish is more of the same citrusy sour/briny flavor. Neither the lemon or lime particularly dominate. They work in concert to bring out the best in a tequila -less margarita.

Now, on to the pickle juice. This is the supposed stand in for the tequila. The rationale is the brine will add that funk that a good tequila adds to a margarita. It accomplishes that goal to a point. You can definitely tell this is a twist on a regular margarita. But if you aren’t a fan of pickles, steer well clear of this adaptation.

Overall, this is pretty good for a virgin cocktail. Mrs. Sharkbait certainly enjoyed it, and I can tell I’ll be making variations of this all summer. I’ve got ideas to try and incorporate some heat, as well as possibly some fruit centric editions. If you really wanted to make it boozy,  I suppose you could add vodka since it’s a neutral spirit and shouldn’t affect the flavor too much. My question here is but why?  Why would you add booze to something specifically designed to be alcohol free? That seems like kind of a waste in my mind. If you’re feeling boozy, just make a regular margarita. If you need a break from the sauce, give this a shot.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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Gumbygirl

Wooo, congratulations to the Shark family! How does Sharkette feel about the coming invasion?

BeefReeferLives

Literal Translation: “Yeah, we’re still kinda pissed about getting kicked out of the playoffs by a goddamn Buttfumbler, so of course we’re going to fuck over the Jests”

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Horatio Cornblower

Very Important* Attorney: /sends email after 1:00 on the Friday before I start a 3-Day weekend “Can we make some time to discuss this case later today.”

Horatio: “No. I’m leaving for the weekend”
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*to be clear, only in his own mind

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BeefReeferLives

Well played, sir.

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Horatio Cornblower

Seems like a lot of words to write to brag about having sex, but congratulations anyway.

Doktor Zymm

It’s probably not worth it to go out and buy an entire bottle of one of the alcohol-free tequilas that are around nowadays, but it would be interesting to compare. Seems like it would be a hard sell if a bit of pickle juice (which comes free when you buy pickles!) works just as well

Game Time Decision

Using the horrible cliche about pregnant people wanting the pickles, there may already be a ready supply of pickle juice on hand

BrettFavresColonoscopy

There are some good (though expensive) canned mocktails out there, like this one:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

And if you haven’t tried Hop Water, that shit’s pretty good, too.

SonOfSpam

ESPN is mocking round 2 picks, and Levi’s ends up a Ram, while Hooker goes to DC (appropriate).

SonOfSpam

Congrats on the little bundle of Shark!

Does this mean you have to quit your dream job at the bowling alley?

Game Time Decision

I thought that Sharky was a goalie and not allowed to score.
/congrats

LemonJello

Was this a “pulled the goalie” or “slipped one through the five hole” situation?

THAT’S SOME GOOD HUSTLE!

/slaps Sharky on the ass. Hard.

LongtimeLionsLoser

Congratulations! I’m two and done after the one year old that we have.

If you need any recent tips/info on diapers/toys/assorted baby amenities just let me know.

blaxabbath

“It’s fine for Mrs. Sharkbait to have a few ice cold brewskis!”

-Dr David J. Chao, Official Healthcare Provider of the Commissioners Exempt List.

BeefReeferLives

Woo-Hoo! Congratulations, Sharky! I’ve heard using Agave nectar for the sweetener (subbed in for the simple syrup) can also add some tequila-ish notes.

BeefReeferLives

Also, I made margs last week (to go with tacos, of course) and added a dash of cumin, powdered chipotle, & just a wee bit of garlic powder to the salt for the rim. It worked well, IMHO.
(though I’ve heard some spices aren’t so great for those with passengers)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

CONGRAAAAAAATS!

Dunstan

Maybe a bit of orange juice (or even an orange peel garnish) to make up for the absence of the usual orange liqueur?