Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “Summer” Break

Well, nothing fancy or schmancy on the block tonight, but hey, semester’s over, I get myself a little break before the summer classes start, if I’ll be there for those. So for once I’m writing this up from the confines of Apartment Weaselo! It’s nice in that I didn’t travel an hour and a half to get here and instead rolled out of bed to grab my laptop.

Now if only I had something clever for this. I’ve definitely been inspired by Balls’s newest story to come up with something, but no ideas yet. But be on the lookout, especially after the Beat goes on hiatus while we wait for Champions II, whatever it may entail. If I think of something.

As for now, there’s still BattleBots to watch, so let me get to that and not write the Beat morning of.

News
First off, in non-NFL news, paging Balls, because an adult site wants to sponsor Shempions League finalist Inter! Sigh, what is it with sports teams/leagues and dealing with crypto sites. (For those with AdBlock, you’ll unfortunately need to whitelist the page.)

Jets working out punter and “no findings against” alleged, uh, stuff, Matt Araiza. (The charges have been dropped, though civil suit still pending.)

Commanders TE Armani Rogers, non-contact Achilles, done for year.

QAARON’S POST-QAVE WATQH: Aaron Rodgers said it’s been a “dream month” with the Jets even though he tweaked a calf.

The big kickoff update: All fair catches on kickoffs to be moved to the 25. So, basically we’re about one step away from banning kickoffs, because how often are people going to run it back in this case?

Sports
NHL Eastern Conference Final HARDWARE GAME AND POTENTIAL SWEEP
Vichy Whalers at Sunrise, Sunset (CAR vs. FLA, Panthers lead 3-0)

No basketball later because the Nuggets swept, Eastern Conference Game 5 tomorrow (Heat lead 3-1)

Aaaand, still no national Wednesday night game because Manfred is a disgrace!