Night FITBAW Deserves a Quiet Night?

Well, I’d rather have it be noisy.  The schedulers disagree. though.

Ballsy: Oh, the Colorado Derby will be quite noisy! The Colorado State coach started talking shit about Deion and then he clapped back and, well, I expect there to be a lot of extracurricular activities in this game. Hi! I’m back despite my anal sex joke from last week!

Tennessee (-6) at Florida (7:00, ESPN)

Orange abortion uniforms, everywhere.  Florida Men have looked like warmed-over ass so far, but they’ll be up for a rivalry game in The Swamp.

Ballsy: I did not know that drinking mustard was a Tennessee thing. Apparently it is. T for Titties?

Original Recipe Big Love (+8) at Arkansas (7:30, ESPN2)

Here’s the second Moneyline itch of the day – Pig Sooey haven’t impressed, and not sure they will pass this first real test of the season.

Ballsy:  My best friend’s wife went to Arkansas and suffers with them every football season. I would make fun of her, but she’s suffered enough.

Pitt (+2.5) at West By God Virginia (7:30, ABC)

I mean, at least these two sides/fanbases hate one another.  Viva Hate!

Ballsy: If I’m correct, this is the Gumbygirl/WCS Derby. I could be wrong, though. I do know that WCS really cares about this game, though.

TCU (-7.5) at Houston (8:00, Fox)

This wet noodle is the first daily mention of “Big” Fox.  Yeesh, what a slate.  Should be some scoring here, at least.  See how angry Sonny Dykes is about sparking the “SKO BUFFS” phenomenon.

Ballsy: I like Texas ladies. That accent slays me…

Colorado State (+24) at Colorado (10:00, ESPN)

Hippo is very, very tired of these Pro ‘Rasslin-style “feuds” each week’s coach stages (and yes, I do believe it is 100% staged/scripted) with Coach Prime.  They’ll sleepwalk through this one, but if you’re awake…I guess it’s better than staring at the wall.

Ballsy: If you can do a parlay on the OVER and there being a bench-clearing brawl in this game, RUN DON’T WALK to the bookie and bet the kids’ college funds on it.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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ballsofsteelandfury

Apparently, they changed the rule…

“The team that won the first coin toss will pick for any even-numbered overtime periods, and the team that lost the coin toss will make the decision in every odd-numbered period.”

Brick Meathook

Is that Stevie Wonder?

Mr. Ayo

I Wish

blaxabbath

Coach Prime better hit that transfer portal HARD this weekend.

ballsofsteelandfury

WHEN THE FUCK DID LINDA COHN GO BLONDE?

Mr. Ayo

I asked nicely and she obliged.

It was easier than cleaning out her hair.

SonOfSpam

Just had the same thought.

Apparently I haven’t watched SportsCenter in a decade or two.

Gumbygirl

I didn’t realize that was her, until she started talking.

blaxabbath

Do you believe now?

They fucking held off getting upset at home against a big underdog state rival in OT AND YOU’RE RUSHING THE FIELD?!

What fucking blind deaf ball washer is writing these nonsensical statements? Who are these dickheads just screaming this trash like Coach Prime is Rudy???

Horatio Cornblower

“Do you believe now?”

No. No I don’t. Stop it. Colorado has beaten three bad teams, two of them barely and one of those teams had to literally give them the game. They have no defense, their offensive line isn’t real, and their coaching staff can’t adjust to the most basic problems.

Other than that, though, they’re pretty good.

Mr. Ayo

That was an egregious statement. This was supposed to be a blowout. Instead they won in overtime with the help of many penalties. Life comes at you fast Buffs. Be ready.

ballsofsteelandfury

They will get their ass handed to them next week in Oregon.

Horatio Cornblower

From your lips to Cthulhu’s many ears. Or eyes. Limbs.

Look, the point is the guy’s got a lot going on, OK!?

Gumbygirl

Apparently I missed a thing? I was watching Poirot.

Horatio Cornblower

The ending of this game was more strained than anything Agatha Christie came up with.

blaxabbath

I like Agatha Christie tripe!

Gumbygirl

It was Hallowe’en Party, the book the new movie is based on. Sort of. Loosely.Nobody is in Venice in the book, and no houses were haunted, just the usual polite English murder and mayhem in a country house.

SonOfSpam

boooooo

TheRevanchist

Do you believe now?!! Woohoo!!

blaxabbath

Given that CU was 2-0 and a heavy home favorite….

I sure can, Fucking Lobotomized Announcer.

Downfield Matriculator

Coach Prime is the Man*

*who let a bunch of basically JC players take his purportedly ranked team to double over time

blaxabbath

CSU wrapping up the season with 3 wins. Book it.

Horatio Cornblower

Do they play UConn? Because that’s one right there.

ballsofsteelandfury

Um, how can that be blind side if he’s running STRAIGHT AT HIM??

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blaxabbath

Head’s on a swivel.

Horatio Cornblower

It wasn’t. It was a bad call. Pick was probably correct but the PI was for the Coach Prime narrative.

ballsofsteelandfury

Since when is a block called a pick? The QB was running, wasn’t he?

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Mr. Ayo

QB was still behind the line of scrimmage though.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s some bullshit

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a piss poor call. The other 8 personal fouls were probably deserved

blaxabbath

CSU Coach all smiles.

He got his excuse.

Horatio Cornblower

Nailed it.

Downfield Matriculator

BLEEERGH is a Ram tonight

Mr. Ayo

BLEEEERGH!

Horatio Cornblower

Man, if the ref is going to pick you on a 2-pt conversion in OT there is no way you can let him be standing up after the play.

blaxabbath

Feels like csu gonna fumble….

blaxabbath

I’d like to see the majors this CU offense is taking.

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

Whatever those majors are they surely involve safety scissors and crayons.

Downfield Matriculator

CSU might wanna cover that tight end

blaxabbath

They’re gonna run out of times they can throw to him.

ballsofsteelandfury

Penetration in the backfield produces happy Balls

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SonOfSpam

So…Colorado just goes first every time?

Good coachin!

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, I thought they were supposed to switch…

Did the rule change?

Horatio Cornblower

“Chess match with Coach Prime…”

Me: HEY, STUPID, I’M DOING THE (PASS OVER THE MIDDLE) FOUR-MOVE CHESS CHECKMATE A 6-YEAR-OLD WOULD SEE COMING!!!

Coach Prime: I’ve got the receipts!

Me: Aaaaaaaannnnnnd that’s check mate. Also you’re not actually allowed to do jumps in chess.

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blaxabbath

Another flaw in Sanders’ roster — no guy who can jump over the line on XPs.

ballsofsteelandfury

The OVER hits!!

Now for the bench-clearing brawl…

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

If I’m CSU I’m kicking the extra point here, but I’m not sure if my 54-year-old English kicker is still awake, so I might have to go for 2.

Horatio Cornblower

I hate the “no full weight on the QB” penalty. It’s tackle football. Get some flags on the players or get rid of that call.

That said, you can’t fucking drill a guy in the head like that and expect to still be in the game.

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blaxabbath

Picked a good time to make the hit.

Horatio Cornblower

I think the time to cheap-shot the star QB out of the game would be the 1st quarter, but better late than never, I guess.

blaxabbath

Up 10 would have been wise.

Nevermind.

blaxabbath

“Is this the player- coach or father- son dynamic there?”

Never seen anyone fucking ask that of any other cosch with their son taking a hard hit.

SonOfSpam

Ok IF they score here, the Ramz have to go for 2 right?

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t think they have the balls

SonOfSpam

You are correct.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup, no balls

Mr. Ayo

That’s a big IF, but yes.

Mr. Ayo

Damn cowards. Deserve to lose.

Horatio Cornblower

They’ll punt, in keeping with their late game strategy to date.

blaxabbath

Philly Philly!

Downfield Matriculator

Came here to say this — concur!

Horatio Cornblower

Ball game. There’s no way CSU doesn’t fuck this up 8 ways to Sunday.

Regardless, pretty clear Sanders is a total fraud as a coach.

blaxabbath

CSU did their part. Utah never would have seen them into OT.

clint greasewood

Colorado State doing their best Plaxico Burress impression

ballsofsteelandfury

CSU really wants to give this game away