Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Make It Weird

We’ve made it to the end of another week again hooray! Though at least for me on paternity leave, the days just kinda run together at this point. Though I did learn that this week is Negroni Week. I had no idea this was a thing, but I am all for it.

Despite the fact I already made a Negroni for this space, I still thought I could have some fun with this given there are a plethora of Negroni twists out there. Though I am somewhat limited in my options since I’ve run out of a central ingredient: Campari. However, there is little to fear, since apparently Campari-less Negroni riffs exist! I’ve found one that is called the Unusual Negroni. I’m guessing its named that way since the only ingredient it has with a regular Negroni is the gin. Instead of Campari it calls for Aperol, and instead of sweet vermouth, it uses Lillet Blanc.

Unusual Negroni

1 oz. London dry gin
1 oz. Aperol
1 oz. Lillet blanc
Orange slice, to garnish

Fill a mixing glass halfway with ice. Pour in gin, Aperol, and Lillet blanc. Stir until well-mixed and well-chilled. Strain into a glass. You can serve this drink on the rocks in an old-fashioned glass or up in a cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange slice and serve.

The nose is reminiscent of a Negroni, but ever so slightly different. It definitely doesn’t have any kind of bitter aroma. It is more citrus-y and tamer than a regular Negroni. The orange peel garnish particularly stands out here, which is kind of nice.

Well, this is certainly unusual, but I have a hard time calling this a variation of a Negroni. This is more akin to a Contessa than a Negroni. A signature part of a Negroni is the bitter flavor that comes from the Campari. Since this utilizes Aperol, I knew there wouldn’t be much of a bitter flavor, but that combined with the Lillet has this trending into the sweet category.

That sweetness hits you up front, but it’s coupled with a hint of orange from the Aperol and the garnish working in concert with each other. The Lillet provides most of the sweetness you’d find in the vermouth, but again, slightly different than a regular Negroni.

The gin is all but lost here, it’s more of a complex foundation for the other ingredients to shine, as well as provide the base liquor for a cocktail. If someone thought the didn’t like gin, this would be a good one to serve to see if they truly didn’t like the spirit.

I’m not sure what to think of this to be honest. On the surface, it is a very refreshing cocktail that excels at being a cooling pre dinner beverage in peak (or in this case extremely late) summer. But, it’s not a Negroni. Despite the name, Negronis are almost by definition bitter, and this has none of that. If I asked for a Negroni at a bar and was served this, I’d be upset and wonder what the hell was just served to me. So, please. Let’s agree to call this something else. Because calling this a Negroni is close to false advertising.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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King Hippo

Purdue looks like ass on toast. Worried my Wolven Sort will match that in 20 minutes’ time.

Mr. Ayo

But Brennan Armstrong is BACK!

Oh, I see what you’re saying now.

King Hippo

There better be GREAT SHOULDERS tonight, #BastardMan!! 😀

King Hippo

Grandson (cat) Bronco is currently in the bathroom trying to turn the sink tap on. A true American original, that little dude.

Gumbygirl

My cat won’t drink out of a bowl. I have to leave a trickle of water on in my bathroom sink. My sink only, not Gumby’s or the hall bath. And definitely not the kitchen, even though he eats there. Cats, man!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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King Hippo

Like the very popular t-shirt at my weirdo high school said – KILL ‘EM ALL, LET GOD SORT ‘EM OUT.

Gumbygirl

Good riddance.

Doktor Zymm

Other than the lady who probably died after dinner it’s been a fantastic birthday, and even that’s not awful since just dropping dead suddenly after enjoying a nice dinner is a pretty good way to go.

Ate a lot of great food and drank a lot of yummy things today including Cancale oysters, Breton cider, a blackberry and gin drink, and like 4 different types of cake. Also got a massage and watched a disco party. Going to sleep now, more hiking tomorrow

yeah right

That’s how to travel.

I might have to get some oysters tomorrow. I missed my quota.

Doktor Zymm

These were amazing. I might just have to move to Brittany. They also have great butter here, and crepes.

yeah right

After our discussion about butter the other day, I acknowledge your expertise on the subject. The difference between just butter and great butter is vast.

Brick Meathook

The discussion of good French country butter is almost as interesting as the part about the lady who died after dinner. The oyster part is good too.

Horatio Cornblower

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Off to watch Grace Potter play music and somehow not seem like a creepy old guy.

SonOfSpam

Too late, but have fun and tell her I said what’s up.

BugEyedBoo

She’s 40 – I think you’re okay.

Horatio Cornblower

/Divides age in half

//adds 7

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Brick Meathook

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Buddy is now up to 18 words per minute, so I have matched Joe Biden

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

Bears President: The Chicago Bears are pleased to announce their new GM, Senator Robert Menendez! If anyone has any questions…(takes sip of water)

/Aide whispers in Bears President’s ear

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SonOfSpam

Do you not have gold bars and unmarked cash in your closet?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Of course he has gold bars in his closet, how else does one pay the wages of a dwarf?

SonOfSpam

Right, forgot about the standard Rumpelstiltskin Clause.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Days of Da Bears

BeefReeferLives

A “Notgroni”? “Nongroni”? “Kindabutnotreallygroni”?

Mr. Ayo

Fauxgroni

BrettFavresColonoscopy

People already sell Nogronis and such as mocktails

Mr. Ayo

Those should be called Mockronis. What the hell are we doing here>

bk109

Blergh, I actually kinda wish I could have a couple glasses of ^ right about now. Or a just a bottle of Aperol with an Earth-destroying plastic straw an’ umbrella, ’cause I’m not sure how the hell I’m surviving the rest of this day surrounded by people that should aspire to evolve to drooling morons.

LemonJello

I didn’t think your side gig was being a congressional page!

bk109

Pfft, I wouldn’t mind meeting some of your nation’s best and brightest (walking adverts for term limits and mandatory IQ testing for political canidates) again.. At least the catering is better and (on some occasion) – I can haz a cigar while slowly losing my sanity 😀

Brick Meathook

Go to the pathology museum. I googled it for you. It has a new name.

This is the greatest museum in the whole fucking world.

https://medicalmuseum.health.mil/index.cfm?p=visit.about

bk109

Unfortunately, after yesterday’s shenanigans, “my presence was required” and the fuckers cheated, by doing the most unquestionably vile thing they could do… told my wife I was being the messiah a naughty boy and asked her to have a word with me. At least I got to see Gettysburg. And yes I know, I know, I said no touristy spots, but without the kiddos I could walk around the battlefield and think darker thoughts (basically “the assorted and delightful ways” the terrain and sub-optimal tactics got people killed)

Brick Meathook

The pathology museum is open 10AM – 5:30PM every day except Christmas. Admission is free.

If you like dark thoughts at Gettysburg this place will take you to another plane of consciousness. It’s not for the family; only you, alone.

Gumbygirl

Wait, they tattled on you to your wife? Did you get put in timeout?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE GUYS THE SAMOANS I CALL THEM A RECEIVER BEING TACKLED BY PEANUT TILLMAN BECAUSE THEY KEEP FUMBLING THE DAMNED BALL.

Doktor Zymm

But…it’s a rule that you give up the ball after being tackled in rugby. Are they somehow doing moreso than that? (am nawt watching match)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, they had some absolutely horrible knock-ons at the worst possible times.

2Pack

Done.
For.
Da week.
Wey da women’s at?

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2Pack

Hiding in plain sight I reckon.

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King Hippo

oh, an’ 2-pack FANCY

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So call it Countess Negroni and see if it attracts unsavory drinkers.

bk109

Might as well just call it the “special Krazy Kool Kocktail” (the cyanide gives it that special kick).

King Hippo

Koach Kliff is Kurious!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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King Hippo

But negroni already have February imogodbless no ofence

bk109

… Wait, I thought the NBA finals are in May and June?!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Since the Dr. Mrs. is a fan of negronis and Aperol I just might make her one of these this evening.