CFL Beat: Week 21

The playoff picture is now finally set! We have one “meaningless” week of football – but I do hope all the same that it’s mildly entertaining. Not too much on the news this week, but expect to see a few more notes once the regular season officially concludes and we see the dominoes fall for further coach firings and players opting to test free agency.

In league news this week:

  • After another stunning late-season collapse, the Saskatchewan Roughriders have dismissed HC Craig Dickenson, whose contract was set to expire at the end of the regular season. With no playoffs for the second year in a row in similar fashion to last season, there’s no doubt that change will be coming soon. GM Jeremy O’Day, who was also on an expiring deal, just signed an undisclosed contract extension.
  • Roughriders QB Trevor Harris was allegedly preparing for a playoff comeback after breaking his leg earlier in the season; had Saskatchewan not choked away their final game of the year and clinched the final playoff slot, there’s a chance we could’ve seen him back on the field against BC. Alas, it’s not to be, and questions abound about whether or not he’ll be back in Regina next year, having suffered such a significant injury this season. That said, he does have another year on his deal, and every single other QB on the roster is a free agent at the end of the season.

Onto the games!

WEEK 20 RECAPS

Calgary 41 vs. BC 16: This was an absolutely massive victory for Calgary; it put them in the driver’s seat for the final playoff spot in the West. Jake Maier had two TD passes for the Stampeders, while backup Tommy Stevens had two rushing scores. BC couldn’t get their offense going; Vernon Adams, Jr., coming off a knee injury from last week, played the first half, but Dane Evans finished the game; Evans had a couple of TDs but also a couple of interceptions. With the Lions’ regular season now over, they’ll get Week 21 to rest up before hosting this very same Stampeders team back at BC Place in two weeks’ time. If Calgary’s discovered the secret to beating the Lions, we could have a seriously intriguing West semifinal on our hands; not every day you see a 6-11 team dictating the pace of play all game long.

PICK: BC

RESULT: BC

Toronto 29 vs. Saskatchewan 26: It’s highly likely that Stamps fans were more excited about this Argos victory than even Toronto fans, because the Roughriders’ defeat handed the final West playoff spot to Calgary. Considering how Saskatchewan has imploded over the final third of the season, they truly had no business being in the postseason whatsoever, and with HC Craig Dickenson and GM Jeremy O’Day both on expiring contracts, I expect to see sweeping changes coming to the roster, coaching staff and football ops alike. Much like the rest of their season, Saskatchewan started strong, but absolutely blew it late in the game; the home side jumped out to an early 17-0 lead before the Argos began to battle back. Toronto backup QB Cameron Dukes came in to relieve Chad Kelly with about four minutes left to play due to an injury scare, and ended up leading his team to the game-winning TD. Toronto was facing a third-and-10 at one point before Dukes found WR Richie Sindani to keep the drive alive, but it was RB Daniel Adeboboye who juked a couple of defenders on the rush next play to plunge into the end zone and score the winning points. Jake Dolegala got picked on Saskatchewan’s final drive of the game, and just like that, their 2023 season is now over; in with a bang, and out with a whimper.

PICK: Toronto

RESULT: Toronto

Edmonton 25 vs. Winnipeg 45: Winnipeg clinched the West division title with this win at home over Edmonton, and also set another cool record – RB Brady Oliveira and WR Nic Demski are now the first pair of Canadians on the same team to have 1000-yard rushing and receiving seasons. Once again, however, the story is all about Winnipeg’s complete team effort, and how their D held Edmonton to just a single point in the third quarter to help put things away for the home side. The Elks scored their first kickoff return TD in eight years with returner Deontez Alexander taking the rock 98 yards to the house in the fourth quarter, but it was never going to be enough; the Bombers’ D came to play and kept the Elks in check when it mattered most. Time for the Green & Gold to turn the page to 2024.

PICK: Winnipeg

RESULT: Winnipeg

BYE: Ottawa (4-13), Hamilton (8-9), Montreal (10-7)

WEEK 21 PREVIEWS

Winnipeg (13-4) vs. Calgary (6-11), Friday, October 27th, 9:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): What a thrill for the Stampeders to make the playoffs after such a poor season; last week’s win over the Lions was one of the best games they’ve played all year – they’re getting hot at just the right time. I expect both teams to be resting some key players ahead of this matchup, but at the moment, all signs point to Winnipeg’s overall depth being much greater than Calgary’s. The Stamps still have a huge hurdle ahead of them if they somehow want to make the West Final, let alone the Grey Cup, in a very good BC team that looked surprisingly off last week. The Bombers have clinched that crucial first-round bye thanks to last week’s big win over Edmonton, so the main question for the Bombers now becomes the ever-controversial one of “how much rest is too much rest?”

PICK: Winnipeg

Hamilton (8-9) vs. Montreal (10-7), Saturday, October 28th, 4:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): It’s a preview of the East Semi-Final next week; these two teams will be back at next weekend in exactly the same place. Resting starters is probably very likely here, but I hope that competitive edge gives coaches something to watch for in their game-planning for the playoffs. Montreal really righted the ship in the last month and a half of the season (two wins over Ottawa certainly helped with that); but as always, their Achilles heel as a team is their highly porous O-line. Hamilton’s main problem is Bo Levi Mitchell and his noodle arm. No doubt that injuries hampered him yet again this year, and while giving him some limited minutes as a ramp-up to returning to game action for the playoffs may appear a prudent course of action if viewed in a bubble, I simply don’t think he has it in enough to be The Guy in the playoffs anymore.

PICK: Montreal

Toronto (15-2) vs. Ottawa (4-13), Saturday, October 28th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): What a strange game for both these teams, for entirely opposite reason. The REDBLACKS had a bye in Week 20, where they were already eliminated from the playoff race; with so little to play for, against an opponent with so little to play for due to entirely opposite reasons, I question just how entertaining this game will actually be. I expect we’ll see a lot of REDBLACKS auditioning for jobs next year, so expect to see some odd lineup choices. Toronto will probably just treat this almost like another bye week. Even with their starters probably out, I still think they’ll come out on top over this truly lowly and pathetic Ottawa team. Change will be coming to the nation’s capital. I sincerely hope so. Four years of no playoffs in a league where two-thirds of the teams make the postseason is the quickest way to permanently taint a product.

PICK: Toronto

BYE: BC (12-6), Edmonton (4-14), Saskatchewan (6-12)

STANDINGS AND STATS

East Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
y-Toronto 17 15 2 584 374
x-Montreal 17 10 7 420 372
x-Hamilton 17 8 9 388 439
e-Ottawa 17 4 13 413 480

West Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
y-Winnipeg 17 13 4 558 364
x-BC 18 12 6 495 439
x-Calgary 17 6 11 399 435
e-Saskatchewan 18 6 12 387 551
e-Edmonton 18 4 14 367 517

x – clinched playoff spot
y – clinched division
e – eliminated from playoff contention

Passing Yards 

  1. Adams, Jr., BC – 4769
  2. Collaros, WPG – 4252
  3. Kelly, TOR – 4123

Passing TDs

  1. Collaros, WPG – 33
  2. Adams, Jr., BC – 31
  3. Kelly, TOR – 23

Rushing Yards

  1. Oliveira, WPG – 1498
  2. Brown, EDM – 1141
  3. Butler, HAM – 1116

Receiving Yards

  1. White, HAM – 1269
  2. Hatcher, BC – 1226
  3. Schoen, WPG – 1222

Defensive Tackles

  1. Awe, CGY – 124
  2. Pickett, TOR – 115
  3. Morgan, EDM – 107

Sacks

  1. Betts, BC – 18
  2. Carter, OTT – 12
  3. Ceresna, EDM – 12

Interceptions

  1. Houston, WPG – 7
  2. Dandridge, OTT – 5
  3. Katsantonis, HAM – 5

Field Goals

  1. Whyte, BC – 50
  2. Paredes, CGY – 50
  3. Castillo, WPG – 41

PICK POOL

Congratulations to BC Dick, who has officially clinched the 2023 Pick’em championship! That said – we still have one week left to play. Time to play for second place.

Remember to submit your picks here! https://www.pooltracker.com/join.asp?poolid=205786

Rank Total Points Weekly Score Win Percentage
BC Dick 60 2-1 76.92%
The Maestro 55 2-1 70.51%
SonOfSpam 54 2-1 69.23%
Ballsofsteelandfury 54 2-1 69.23%
Litre_cola 51 3-0 65.38%
Game Time Decision 51 2-1 65.38%
Gumbygirl 51 2-1 65.38%
Mr. Ayo 49 2-1 62.82%
blaxabbath 48 2-1 64.86%
BugEyedBoo 47 3-0 58.67%
WCS 39 0-3 50.00%
Don T 26 2-1 60.47%
Tank Bricklayer 5 0-3 6.76%
The Revanchist 2 0-3 2.56%

Enjoy the games, everyone.

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Brick Meathook

The only state more redneck than Maine is New Hampshire.

Sharkbait

New Hampshire is just Florida with foliage.

King Hippo

Huh, always thought I’d really like Maine (especially the coast). Then again, I is from North Cakalaky. Ferget, hayell!!!

WCS

Upper Peninsula Michigan might as well be Alberta.

BeefReeferLives

/sigh… Still apt, unfortunately…

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King Hippo

I very much agree with what Josh says here, but the inevitable human consequences are still tragic. Just a shitty situation.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/when-should-the-israel-hamas-war-stop

SonOfSpam

Yep. It’s horrible, but Hamas needs to be wiped out. And strategically, they’ll take Palestinians (whom they care about only as shields) with them. I have no patience for “Won’t someone think of the children” without recognizing who’s putting the children in danger in the first place.

Doktor Zymm

The only way they’re going to wipe out Hamas is by razing all of Gaza, and since they won’t let anyone out they can only do that by committing genocide.

Hamas doesn’t think of Israelis as people and the hard right element that’s been in power recently in Israel doesn’t think of Palestinians as people. They both use dehumanizing language, and both kill innocent civilians indiscriminately.

Hamas doesn’t have much support in Gaza (under 1/3 of the population according to polling done soon before the atrocities) and the majority of the Gazan people want a 2-state solution, but the region is stuck in a cycle of retaliation. If Gaza was opened up and the international community helped provide the infrastructure and security needed to have elections, Hamas would easily be voted out and could then dismantled via a joint effort between Gazans and Israelis.

Of course, while that’s probably the most likely way the cycle could be broken, there’s a better chance of me winning the lottery without buying a ticket than that ever happening. It’s far more likely that the hard right in Israel will get their way and annex the West Bank.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Hey, how do I get myself deported to Brazil?” – Todd Marinovich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PknISXyPtX4

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SonOfSpam

The POV of the surfer riding through the curl is so fucking cool.

Horatio Cornblower

Just waiting for someone to go into the curl and get belted by a couch.

SonOfSpam

So because of stadium renovations in Nassau, the Bahamas Bowl will be played at Charlotte this year.

Imagine being some kid from the midwest, finding out your team got selected for the Bahamas Bowl. “WOO CARIBBEAN BEACHES AND TROPICAL DRINKS wait we’re going where now?”

Brick Meathook

LET’S GO TO THE BILLY GRAHAM MUSEUM!

litre_cola

His followers used to come to Lake Louise in the shoulder seasons. They would leave bible prose instead of tips. Little cards that would say “Here’s a tip! Believe in Jesus!”

SonOfSpam

I hate to generalize, but “they” are the WORST.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wwh5Cvi2uQ&ab_channel=IlyaVarlamovinEnglish

This Ruskie is dipping into yeah right’s Kool-Aid!

/

Actually, this guy is a Ruskie who usually goes to weird backwaters of Russia and the former Soviet Union. Honestly, this is academic professional porn for those who can’t afford to just go to Turkmenistan (Dok is a Doktorb).

Anyway, going to a paradise like Portugal isn’t what this guy normally, so let’s see which tourist stereotype is more evident to the locals. Thoughts, yeah right?

King Hippo

An all-time Hippo favoUrite, in honoUr of the hurricane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Bygcox6YE

SonOfSpam

Too bad she left the band, dunno if they would have hit it bigger but I love their sound.

King Hippo

yeah, that was a real heartbreaker. Whole album is absolute fire.

Gumbygirl
King Hippo

I am coming out of the October 2216 international break in TWELFTH position. Holy existential crisis, Batman.

BeefReeferLives

Ooof. Sounds like the Roughriders’ season has been a rather, uh, well, rough ride..

/Ducks thrown Minhas Sask bottles

blaxabbath

I got Game 3 tickets.

Stupid Dbacks better not suck for Games 1 & 2.

ballsofsteelandfury

Alas, there is no mathematical way I can end the season on 69%!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sure there is! Just stop making picks!

BC Dick

Hot damn. What glory. And good riddance to Craig Dickenson. The #2 most insufferable CFL jackass after the inimitable Chris Jones. Though I’m sure he’ll crop up coaching special teams in Ottawa or some such next year.

ballsofsteelandfury

Enjoy your Gently-Used Fleshlight!

SonOfSpam

Have it on good authority that this one was used less gently than other prizes

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, it was going to Canada, so we knew it was going to get a Rough Ride…

blaxabbath

How did Edmonton score only one point in a qUarteUr?

SonOfSpam

They applied rouge, which as I understand it, is makeup that makes you look hourny.

blaxabbath

We need Rocking Dog’s Canuck counterpart, Kicking Dog. Then he could be all like, “THAT’S KICKIN’!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Footage is starting to show up from Hurricane Otis that hit Acapulco. Look at all the broken stuff – more like Hurricane (Greg) Oden, amirite?

https://twitter.com/volcaholic1/status/1717482135395672191

Horatio Cornblower

Look, none of this matters. The NY Times had an article last week where some scientists were talking about the planet will be mostly uninhabitable for human life in 250 million years as plate tectonics shoves all the continents back together and everything heats way up.

So we may as well just ignore everything and just roll with it.

blaxabbath

In fact, we should all have to sit through three minutes of Allstate Ads before having the opportunity to see how this stuff that doesn’t matter happened!

King Hippo

I am willing to just roll with it, too. Florida will be one of the first to go, that’s a nice bonus.

WCS

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LemonJello

I’m uncertain. Do we send Mexico thoughts and prayers?

SonOfSpam

We need game shows to give away trips to Acapulco again, like the Price is Right did when I was a kid.

blaxabbath

They get paper towels like last time with Island Mexico’s hurricane.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Island Mexico

/dying

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Si, pero en español.

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King Hippo

Otis is a good name for a hurricane. Though I still want a Hurricane Leroy!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They fired the legendary Craig Dickenson!?

Wait, I’m thinking of the legendary Bruce Dickenson.

https://youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s?si=xL9V47Ics4e_Gsga