Just 7 MOAR hours to go. Come on y’all, we GOT THIS!! (unrelated Silversun Pickups song follows)
Falcons (-2.5) at Qards (4:05, CBS)
Oh my, the ARTHUR SMITH Falcons giving points on the road? I almost don’t even care that it’s the Qards they’re playing. Wee Kyler is back, even! I mean, it’s not like they will give their Top Ten pick Bijan Robinson 20+ touches or anything. That would just be catering to the NEEERRRRRDDDDDSS who play fantasy.
Lions (-3) at Chargers (4:05, CBS)
Now THIS one, I get. Baby Buster pseudo-revenge game? Against the city of angels, I guess. We need these Lions to FUCK HARD, kill any Spanoi-to-the-playoffs momentum in the crib. I worry Detroit is due a stinker, though.
Vertically Enhanced Persons (+17.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:25, Fox)
The line that won’t stop growing and you STILL wouldn’t touch it with a stolen dick. I’m not saying you have a substitute today because Scotchy pre-drank himself into a coma to avoid watching this one. I’m just not NOT saying it. Horatio can probably do “chores” with Lowratio today, instead.
Commies (+6) at SeaTruthers (4:25, Fox)
Rise FOAR Anthem, fellows of the Comintern! Rebecca Malone will throw you the ball regardless of uniform coloUr. Coach Carroll is just asking questions, y’all – and this is the kind of game he fucks up. I’m just saying…
Game is on, so I am watching but there is no way in hell I am listening to this so called “game”.
(I am dumb and did not refresh the topic.)
Guys, don’t order a cocktail at the Irish bar in Moynihan train Hall. Just order straight whiskey. You’ll thank me later when you really need to piss on a train.
Also it’s probably double as expensive as it ought to be.
We don’t have to watch Jets-Raiders, right? Nobody would be so cruel.
HIPPO WOULD BE THAT CRUEL
And to a fellow Hippopotamidae even!
Even to other Hippo!
MANDATORY means MANDATORY
I’m more excited about the NBC pregame show than I am Jets-Raiders.
I watched that god damned abortion this morning.
Whew.
I just turned on the news. I don’t know dick about fuck, but I suspect that storing highly flammable material under the 10 freeway is a bad idea. Call me crazy!
Kinda like protecting non-native, explosive trees in high fire risk areas!
Breece Hall can bail me out, so long as this shitass makes his FG
Neville Gallimore, being kicked out just because he kicked a guy in the nuts
All this Rebecca Malone garbage time is killing my money league team. UGH
We’re on to SNF. Nothing to see here.
Never a doubt!
FISHCAKES ALERT
Well, fuck
Arthur Smith “accidently” falls out of the team aircraft on the return trip, right?
Grant would surely disapprove of 11 Commanders on the same field
Sheridan sure as hell would have loved their previous name.
They should have stayed The Football Team
I think it might be Trey Lance time in Dallas.
Thank god for BLEEEEERGH!
Again! Blessed be thy name. Amen.
Pepperoni stuffed cheesy bread sounds like a UW coed in a gangbang on study abroad
That makes sense as I would eat out both