Happy December, and welcome to the “garbage time” portion of 2023. To me Thanksgiving is like the two minute warning in a blowout game. It’s a formality marking the end of the game, but we’re all forced to finish out the string.
Anyway, On return from my vacation to Honolulu (of which, 10/10 would recommend visiting), I stopped in Los Angeles to visit some family, and I was also able to meet up with Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. While we were hanging out we discussed various recipes for drinks and he brought up a drink he and the Dr. Mrs. enjoy: A “bourbon negroni”. Which is equal parts bourbon, Grand Mariner, and sweet vermouth with a slice of orange peel. We discussed ideas to spruce it up and I said I would make it when I got home, and so I did – with a couple notable exceptions. I used rye instead of bourbon because A) that’s what I had on hand, and B) I was thinking rye might be better since it has a little extra zip to the flavor profile that would stand out here. I also used triple sec instead of Grand Marnier. Again, because that’s what I had on hand, and I wanted to see if it would play as a substitute. So going with those swaps, I did this:
Bourbon Rye Negroni
2 oz. Rittenhouse Rye
2 oz. Sweet vermouth.
2 oz. Triple sec
3-4 dashes Orange bitters
Orange slice
Add all ingredients to a rocks glass with ice. Stir and garnish with the orange slice
I decided to add some orange bitters to this as well. With negroni in the name, I figured it needed something bitter in there, since to me anyway, is the calling card of a negroni. Plus, a little extra orange in there isn’t gonna be a bad thing.
So it starts out with a warm citrus-y aroma, with subtle hints of orange that aren’t immediately detectable, but do come out the more you go looking for them. Though to be fair, I am just getting over a head cold so any smells might be muted for me, but that’s what I got.
As to the taste, it is sweet. Much sweeter than I would have expected. I was banking on the whiskey cutting through the vermouth a bit more than it does. Though I do wonder if the triple sec adds more sweetness than what the rye can cut through. That assessment makes more sense the more I have of this. It’s really hard for me to pick up the whiskey flavors. They are there in the sense that you can definitely tell there’s booze in this (aside from the vermouth) but it is definitely a background player at best. Because of that, I think rye is the move for the base spirt. Bourbon is the sweeter than rye, and this drink definitely doesn’t need anything else to add to the sweetness going on here. Towards the end, I do start to pick up some of the orange bitters. The 3-4 dashes I added seems to be the sweet spot. It turns out It definitely needed the hint of bitterness to balance the heavy sweet vermouth/triple sec flavor.
There is real potential here, but some tweaks are needed. I’m thinking my process will go something like this: Keep the ratios the same, but try the Grand Marnier to see if that cuts the sweetness a bit. If that doesn’t work, I’ll try reducing the vermouth and/or the Grand Marnier measurements as well. Just for kicks, I might try doing this with a dry vermouth. That could be a game changer as well. Certainly all these options are on the table and will be experimented with. I’ll report back my findings as well of course.
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I know nothing makes much sense anymore since Kissinger’s untimely passing but why is the Outdoor Life Network showing a raft of Simpson’s episodes?
Sharkie, that was a fantastic recipe. It gets even better if you apply 1.5x* to everything but the ice. Also apparently this goes well with a bit of cinnamon, vanilla and THG’s recap of yesterday’s games (at least according to wifey, I accompanied mine with chainsaw maintenance and a Stalingrad doc).
*also.. I wonder if that can’t be adapted to other fruits like plum or pear
Your homework for the upcoming That’s My Raiders! post is to listen to the following song. Particularly recommended for anyone who needs to get the Kars for Kids theme song out of their heads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amWWKtSE4bU
Is there a time you squeeze the orange? Or is the garnish rule that it just goes and stays in the glass without being tampered. Or is it really drinker’s choice?
I always wonder about that with fruit and drinks (that aren’t like tropically) — if the cherry is supposed to be muddled, shouldn’t the recipe have had that done by the drink preparer? Or do I pull it out (-Not Antonio Cromartie Jr)?
Speaking of movies, I’ve never seen any of the fast and furiouses. Should I watch the first one on this flight when I inevitably can’t sleep?
I worked on them and I’ve never seen a single one. Hope my name’s not on any of ‘em.
Why? That’s a massively popular franchise. I mean, say what you will about it (I think we’re in similar camp on taste re: F&F), I’ve never heard the production/marketing/distribution performance of the films as anything less than delivering to their customers.
That is exactly right. They know their audience, they deliver, and they’ve made a fortune. They know exactly what they’re doing.
That sounds like something with Brick Meathook all over it!
Don’t worry, I didn’t see a Brick Meathook in the opening credits. Will try and check again at the end.
In movie credits I use my fake name.
I tried watching the first one years ago and got bored.
Maybe I’m gettin too old for this shit
I noped out of the first one too.
That’s because you and Spam made the mistake of watching the boring (and stupid) ones, instead of the … pure madness* (and still stupid!) latter ones. Basically, 5 and onward are “turn off you brain off and watch the pretty cars and explosions” ones. The rest (including the spin-off with the Rock) are meh and Tokyo Drift can be used as a torture device.
*such as racing against a submarine, sending a car in orbit (with 2 people aboard… for reasons?) or having people that died on screen turn back alive a couple of movies later…
Ah, correction, it wasn’t a car, but a Pontiac Fiero. Also, I know I watched F9, but I just don’t remember WHY they (in-movie and … the production team IRL) justified sending a Fiero in orbit 😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qomc0YuGlAI
But how do you feel about THE MODERATELY PACED AND THE IRRITATED?
I like the Slow As Fuck And Mostly Apathetic myself!
What, you don’t like films that where 75% of the footage consists of people downshifting?
It’s only like 33% downshifting. There’s also 33% of the engine almost coming off it’s mounts when rev’d
First movie I’ve wanted to go see in the theaters in a long time. “Furi-O-sa1”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJMuhwVlca4
Ciao Tutti
Now Sandra Day O’Connor has died, and I here I thought she was already dead.
We’re going to be in for a real surprise when we learn about William Rehnquist.
With Kissinger gone, a good* Republican had to be taken to maintain the balance.
*Good is subjective to personal party affiliation. Please refer to your favored cable news channel or drunken opinionated relative for details.
Hopefully you beat Kissinger to her bed, Brick.
Remember the guy, he played for the Washington Football Team, that got shitfaced at a state dinner and told her to “loosen up, Sandy baby!” I’m pretty sure that’s an accurate quote.
John Riggins.
That’s the fella.
Not only that, he said it while he was lying on the floor between the banquet tables. Anybody else would have been arrested, Riggins became a beloved folk-hero for it (O’Connor said she wasn’t offended at all).
[raises glass containing…6 oz. of liquor? Whew, that’s a lot of liquour!]
It’ll take some tinkering, but I have high hopes this recipe can be ironed out and spruced up with blood orange ingredients and can become known as “the Bloodhound”.
I hate to break it to you but that’s not a bourbon negroni. Or a rye negroni. A rye negroni is a boulevardier, and either of them would need the Campari….
/this has been another installment of BFC is a pedantic asshat
No, that’s fair, the only thing this recipe has in common with a klassic negroni is the sweet vermouth. That’s just the name that whoever* came up with that original combination gave it.
*some person on the internet
But is it a sammich?
And if you can’t trust random people on the internet, then really, who CAN you trust?
But you are a CORRECT pedantic asshat
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/george-santos-expulsion-vote-12-1-23/index.html
Can’t believe they would have the gall to do this to the guy who performed the first galbladder transplant.
He was my doctor the whole time?
Another proud grad of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College!
I think you mean proud “graduate” of HUMC.
Found a funny:
“George Santos struggles to look outraged about his expulsion from Congress for using donor money to pay for Botox injections”
Our long district-wide nightmare is over. Sorry, my long district-wide nightmare is over.
The Weaselo family text thread’s in a pretty good place with the Kissinger jokes and this now. Now one more to go…
Dick Cheney will never die. He’s more machine now than man.
I’m in a reality where I revere Dick Cheney. I feel unclean.
Not the one more I meant, but also acceptable. In the meantime…
One of the bars in DC is running a fired-ball Friday in honor of Santos: https://www.instagram.com/p/C0UUuK7OJRN/?igshid=MzY1NDJmNzMyNQ==
They should make it a costume-themed thing, where you dress up as something that George Santos was or claimed to have been.
Damn, my pope outfit is at the cleaners
I’d go as a concentration camp inmate, but I’m too damn fat!
I might go to this.