As one would expect, we’ve got the skinniest of slates in terms of number of games and quality games. I can hear Hippo’s snores from over here.
To The Games!
Panthers/Bucs:
Aw, C’MON! This game should have been flexed to the Dark Ages. Tampa is 4-7 but it’s much worse than that because they are on a 1-6 tear. This tilt should help restore Bryce Young’s confidence and boost his numbers because the Bucs have the 31st-ranked pass defense. Plus there’s that New Coach Bounce which may or not be a thing. I feel bad for sad sacker Brian Burns who has been doing his part as edge defender but it’s only translated into 6 qb dumps.
Browns/Rams:
At 38 Joe Flacco has all the mobility of Terry Shiavo with a high ankle sprain but here we are. Apparently the Cleveland coaches were impressed with his arm strength so maybe we’ll see some deep shots to Cooper and Tillman. The Browns have only allowed 10 passing TDs so far so Fatt Matt will come back down to earth after tossing 4 last week. If Puka can squeeze out 76 yards he’ll hit 1,000 in 12 games, something that’s only been done six other times.
Niners/Eagles:
Hey look, it’s a rematch of last year’s NFC Champeenship game but Purdy has a functioning arm! Philly is a land of contrasts this last little bit. Over the course of the season their rush yards allowed is an average of 85.3 but over the last two games they’ve given up a total of 346. McCaffrey and Shanny Jr. would do well to run outside because that’s where the big gains are. Purdy has been as a efficient as possible, tossing passes at a 70+% clip over the last 5 games. The primary beneficiary has been Aiyuk-since they’ve started playing together last year he is #1 in yards per catch and #2 in receptions over 20 yards.
Enjoy.
Safety dance!
garbage time safety dance!
Even the Referee has had enough of the Browns today.
If I was an NFL player, my Cause for Cleats would be testicular cancer research, and my cleats would have pictures of giant hairy balls.
Even Lovie Smith guffaws at that challenge.
Awww, isn’t that nice? Make-A-Wish got Sam Darnold a couple snaps as an NFL QB.
swift ded
BOOOOMMMM Dead Bird
This Eagles drive sponsored by DraftKings
I will have to fade Chase on MNF. He can’t do any better than CeeDee Lamb on TNF, an exact replica and I’d win by 2.
That lucky horseshoe finally fell out of the Eagles asshole. They’ve been lucky for all year, the bounces and flags have been going there way all year.
Not today.
So that’s why Flacco hasn’t been playing!
It’s nice when God answers one’s questions that directly.
PLEASE put Hurts back out there.
He is that wounded horse in famliy guy
YES. Rub it in, TD San Fran
E. Lite.
I should have bet all the money on Fulham and the Eagles losing
Please get a 1st down, MRSA. Grimace Touched My Butthole can’t withstand any MOAR fantasy points by your D/ST.
Bosa was sooo close to getting that dirty hit to pay off.
God help me, I’m kind of rooting for the Browns.
And on cue, they miss the extra point. I think I’m the problem.
Nah, the Browns are very experienced in being their own problem
IT CAN BE TWO THINGS!!!
Watching the SF beatdown of PHI so the locals here will be happy. Only here to comment because I took the dog to the dog park today where I heard LDB from some tart’s bluetooth speaker as she walked her pug in a sweater alongside the Bay. JFC.
Pug in a sweater sounds pretty cute tho, too bad about the owner
That’s so #ThePauls
BEYOND ELITE!
Never underestimate the power of revenge.
Hurts wants CTE by age 30. Good for him.
has it already if he thinks this game is winnable
Realistically a good chunk of NFL players probably had CTE well back before getting to the NFL
Why isnt Sirianni talking shit?
Ok Philly, its time to hurt Prudy. He can only bench 100 LBS, he’s weak baby man.
He called your momma fat and he thinks your Scrapple is gross.
Oh, this Niners games is glorious. I’m sure any Niners fans in the stands right now will be treated with good natured kidding and camraderie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvXNjfXbUaQ
the class of the nfl
Eat shit Philly!!!!!!! TD 49ers!
RUN THOSE BIRDS INTO THE GROUND
Dead QB Bird????????????
Might need to head back to ER for a 4+ hour erection
hurts hurt, mariota sighting!
Eagles cant tackle with those wings, need fingers for better grip
now i see why andy reid finally won a super bowl with someone else. eagles have wings, chiefs do not
And you can’t even eat Eagle wings, they’re a ‘protected species’ or sommat
I heard LDB in a mosque today.
There is no jihad exception, you are OUT!
So glad we got the tree up during the morning games. Can really give the Hate Bowl all my attention.
So why hasn’t Flacco been playing, again?
they just waited for the kids to make mid popular for his return
Eyebrow injury
I’m going to have my manservant draw me a bath. Tonight I’m more in the mood of an HB. 2B is more of a mid-weekday affair. I hope that this observation has been helpful for you.
Come on Bosa. Do your thing, dirty hit on the QB. Remember, its the City of “Brotherly” Love. Emphasis on Brother
I think mentioning family only works with Qaaron
the other type of Brother.
if it werent for kyle shanahan’s 28-3 specter haunting over him id say the niners are an unstoppable juggernaut now
but…its coming
Dan Quinn could have pulled rank and ordered run plays.
The dolts responsible for that godawful Verizon “caroling” advertisement should have hot coals shoved down their pants. Good Christ.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS TD San Fran
YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT TACKLE. SPUR IS CORRECT
Type that louder.
Baby Shanny’s adjustments have worked.
just a philly tradition having opposing players fighting randos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxlcVYCefs8
How fucking dumb can you be to try and fight a pro hockey player?
That’s Philly Dumb
Like Jo Flacco these Jamaican chicken pieces I ordered are elite.
I am going to have elite chicken for dinner too. No Jamaican’s will be involved, but there will be plenty of ganja, mon!
Yes.
Of course Flacco only eats boiled boneless skinless chicken breasts