That was a day yesterday, wasn’t it? We saw some awesomeness and there was some unmitigated crap as well. Speaking of, this Thursday we’ve got the Steelers and Pats facing off. Apparently the O/U is a paltry and disgusting 31 and a half. Are you fucking kidding me? More on this in a bit.
Fallout:
-I usually start this by listing the numerous injuries that occurred Sunday but I’m not going to do that. Well, except for one. Tank Dell. What the hell was Texans OC Slowik thinking, asking Dell to block on an inside power run? Seriously! From the replay it looked like his blocking assignment was safety Justin Simmons. Do you know how much Dell weighs? 165. Simmons is 205. Yeah Tank, block that guy that outweighs you by 40 pounds and do it close quarters. The stupidity just bewilders me.
-More Stupidity: Ron Rivera decided that he would call defensive plays, a thing he hasn’t done since 2018 and enlisted the help of a db coach that isn’t out of his 20’s yet. Seriously? (this word is getting a workout right now) And what was the end result? Play single man coverage on Tyreek Hill. What the fuck? And what did Rivera do after the game? The same thing he did to Jack Del Rio, threw a defensive coach under the bus to deflect from his own bad decisions. Everyone says Riverboat is a nice guy but, I don’t know.
-Futility, Thy Name Is: The Pats have scored 13 points in three games. Sure, teams go thru dry spells for any number of reasons-players that are a poor fit for the system, poor qb-ing, no wr’s to speak of-these are some of the Pats problems. But the thing that bothers me is that New England seems to be intentionally dragging teams down to their level and the end result is unwatchable football. Can’t stand it because Old Bill just smirks away thru the proceedings. Just brutal.
To The Game!
Bengals/Jags:
-Gah! Fill in the blanks down below-I’m pissed and I’ve reached the minimum word limit.
Your turn.
The last time Cincinnati avoided shitting themselves like that was when they declined ordering a Skyline 4 way chili at 2 in the morning.
We’re watching a Christmas movie and the Dr. Mrs. pointed out that – while cleaning out his hoarder dead mother’s home – the protagonist just started a fire in the fireplace, almost set the fire alarm off while doing so, and then proceeded to leave the house for the next several hours. They should call this movie “An Insurance Fraud Christmas”.
Next year’s sequel: “Kwanzaa In Club Fed.”
This guy (Justin Hartley) sets fires everywhere he goes. In this scene there’s like eighty candles burning. He’s basically Donald Sutherland’s character in Backdraft.
Good news, for those who care who Hippo’s mental state…he hung on in the Stupid Lawyer Overcomplicated League by 0.33 points.
CELEBRATORY PILL ACTIVATED, SHAME PILL KEESTERED.
who care about, is what I meant
lol me card read good
Kerns!I started DK and still lost.
Brocky is right, this game is stupid.
BOW DOWN!!!!
Just your usual game.
(throws up in stress)
Goddamn
Poop.
Hit the upright! Come on!
Redshirt buddy talk to us you ok?
dfoij;dji;ofsad jklfdaoi;fadm’k
DFOiK;DKi;OFsaD KklFDaOi;FaDm’k
you turned into Fozz so gradually etc
“four inches? Sounds pretty good”
-Deanna Farve
Oh, good. They’re following the Bills strategy in Super Bowl XXV. That ended up fine.
IF YOU AIN’T GOT JOE MIXON
THEN YOUR TEAM COULD USE SOME FIXIN
TRY A TUSH PUSH
-L.Graham
“all that for four inches?”
-a majority of recently married housewifes everywhere
Haha Troy is annoyed.
I AM NOT! Oh wait, you’re talking about Aikman. As you were.
Annoy Troy? Boy, hoi polloi joy.
Time……TO TIE…..
I prefer him in The Hitcher. More body-halving.
Hippo might lose in this Lawyer Stupid Rules League if Chase makes another catch.
And his opponent started Tannehill at QB.
OMG his opponent also started Aaron Jones.
Poor poor Hippo.
Do re mi la TIE TIE TIE
Still believe that Shankl’or and/or DOINK will save the tie!
Someone GIF that incredulous female JAG fan!
ETenne is a French female extreterrestrial.