Let’s keep the good times rolling.
To The Games!
Niners/Cards:
Potential upset here? The Cards have unlikely wins vs the Cowboys and Steelers and gave the Ravens a run for their money. I guess they’re able to pounce if a team doesn’t take them seriously. Otherwise it’s same old, same old despite the subtraction of Koach Kliff. The Niners don’t have much recent footage of Kyler because he hasn’t played against them since October of 2021. Recently groovy MVP candidate (he won’t win because McCaffrey will split the vote) Purdy should have an easy time of it because Arizonny has the 4th-worst pressure rate. Maybe draft an edge fella with that high draft pick?
Commies/Rams:
Howell leads the league with 39.2 pass attempts per tilt and that stat is going to go nowhere but up. Has it done Washington any good? Nope. Stafford is on a roll as the team tries to get into the playoffs (they’re still my pick as a sneaky good team that will surprise) having thrown at least 3 TD’s in his last three games. Added to that is the fact that Kyren is single-handedly making the run game effective-he’s run for 100+ in four of his last six. Make that 5 of 7-the Commies D has given up the ghost.
Cowboys/Bills:
Buffalo is on the outside of the playoffs and looking in which just doesn’t seem right. Nobody talks about Dallas defensive tackle Odighizuwa, probably because no one can type or pronounce his name properly but he’s been amazing in the trenches, having the second-best pass rush win rate behind a certain Aaron Donald. In other news, the rich get richer. [spits on ground] Diggs has been fairly quiet (which is unusual for him) these last four weeks but Dallas plays man 64% of the time and Steph shines bright in that coverage. Look for Allen to pass all day given the fact that his EPA while throwing is .16 and the figure for designed run plays is a meager .04.
Have at it.
https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1736478164023464051
Of course he did. He’s a 5-Star Man.
Until the SNF game, I present Joyriding High on Dope
This is actually just some test footage for a commercial I shot. I had my Sony A7III and my iPhone 12 mounted on the roof of my
Ford ExplorerRolls Royce SUV. The iPhone was the superior footage. These were all tests, and I obviously love the Torrance refinery. They never used my footage but I got paid in full.https://vimeo.com/778556886
This mediocre fantasy season has been the perfect microcosm of my mediocre fantasy career. I can indeed now retire as Grimace Touched My Butthole, if I so choose.
Bills just wanted it more and the Cowboys will always crumble when the stakes are raised.
I’d love to take issue with Gronk calling the Cowboys out for being soft but, (checks notes from game), he seems to be correct.
Wait . . . is there no Sunday Night game?
Ratbirds v Jaguras
Thanks. It’s on my FUBO now (TV streaming piece of shit, just like my rectum).
You’ve got your speedo and have painted your bare chest, as is DUUUVVVVVAAALLLL custom?
This is literally the Letterkenny episode where the Irish played the Shamrockettes.
https://twitter.com/FootbaIIFckUps/status/1735251284108984358
McCarthy is going to demolish some Blue Bunny ice cream after this. But he won’t enjoy it.
Yes, I totally see how this garbage time TD gives the NGCPs something to build on for next week. Totally sensical sentiment.
BlueBunny must have CeeDee in fantasy
Ah yes. Prescott running with less than 5 minutes left and down 28.
This seems like a smart idea.
I’m no football coach, but tend to agree.
San Pedro and Palos Verde Peninsula:
https://vimeo.com/779077027
It’s reached the point where I won’t even watch a commercial with Skip Bayliss. He comes on I flipped it over to the local news.
IF could make a choice between curing cancer or having Bayliss pushed into a pit of rabid wolverines, well, we’re still making great strides in curing cancer.
Bayliss is a cancer, so technically your decision is the right one.
think of how happy you’ll make those wolverines!
I think it’s nice of McDaniel to allow four homeless people to take shelter under his sideline coat.
The Dallas Cowboys reign of terror lasted slightly less than expected.
I haven’t seen cowboys get fucked like this since i stumbled onto Ram Ranch.
THIS GAME I CALL IT BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN BECAUSE I’M STEALING JSD’S JOKE!!!
“THAT REMINDS ME…CHERYL ANN, CALL SILKY AND CANCEL THE WHORES FOR TONIGHT’S POST GAME. MY BOYS DON’T DESERVE ‘EM WITH THIS PLAY ON THE FIELD.”
Brisket sighting!
“On my way!” A. Reid
-Andy Reid anytime he enters a BBQ joint
Just take the starters out. I don’t need to see Cee Dee Lamb killed while Dak guns it into triple coverage.
So you want to see the backups killed? You might need them when the starters get killed while choking in the playoffs!
Cannon fodder is there for a reason. I would think someone with a hidden lair would appreciate that.
Yes, but I hire them under a specific ‘cannon fodder’ contract. They know what they’re getting into and they’re aware of the lack of opportunities for advancement.
“Thank you for joining our organization. Your red shirt will be supplied once you have completed orientation. Your insurance benefits will take effect once you have reached 90 days of continuous employment, but let’s face it, it isn’t going to come to that.”
Redshirt: HEY!!
Sundays on FOX
James Cook is Cowboy Slayer
See, and this is why I’ve been pretty sure the Eagles will win the division
LOOKIT JAMES COOK … FRICASSEE
/bets on Dallas
Cackles at money well spent.
The Cowboys are laying something on the field but it sure ain’t an egg.
Oh they’re spreading it everywhere.
Washington DC:
https://vimeo.com/725076200
I wonder if Dallas would be doing better in Mike McCarthy had given a halftime speech praising the determination of Hamas.
I get such a kick out of the woman behind the counter in that “John Travolta As Santa Clause” commercial being the same actress who played the girl who was head over heels for him in ‘Stayin’ Alive’ that he wouldn’t pay attention to.
Or at least looks a lot like her.
I think it is her.
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I have no idea why I haven’t been offered a cologne commercial.
Probably the insurance required for all the guns and explosions
Is there a cologne that smells like sweat, liquor, and hate?
Putting aside my whining about the calls, Dallas’s tackling is really shite.
I shudder to think what the Niners and their running game is going to do to them in the inevitable play-off loss.
Here’s a fun fact I just found out the hard way: palm fronds have fucking thorns on them! I let the dog out in SIL’s backyard and saw one had fallen down. I grabbed it to throw it away, and the fucker BIT ME!!! I have a couple in my yard too, I’m going to pour gasoline on them when I get home. Fuck you palm trees, this means war!
Burning yard debris never goes wrong in California.
Murray? ABSENT.
Doubtful to Return: Assassins Creed Mirage was released recently.