As I said the last time around, “Just the three games with all teams playing? For shame”.
To The Games!
Steelers/Seahawks:
Seattle’s run D, a unit that could always be counted on because Carroll still thinks it’s the 80’s, has experienced some issues recently and that bodes well for Warren and Harris and Tomlin’s quest for +.500. After some whining and getting scorched in the medias for lazy play, Pickens was rewarded with a bunch of balls thrown his way. Thing is, the bastard responded with TD catches of 86 and 66 yards. This doesn’t bode well for the future. Another wr that has been hot lately is Metcalf who has caught more than half his season’s scores in the last four games.
Chargers/Broncos:
“The Less Than Magical or Mysterious Jarrett Stidham Tour” is playing for the next two weeks. It’s a limited engagement if there ever was one. Wilson’s benching and the cutting of defensive captain Kareem Jackson tells you that Payton doesn’t give two shits about you if you don’t buy into the program. Poor qb Stick-if you can name his starting wr’s you’ve got too much time on your hands.
Bengals/Chiefs:
Fight! Fight! Fight! for your playoff lives and/or seedings. Neither squadoo can afford a loss here so I expect the intensity of this game to be, uh, intense. Each game between these guys over the last two years has been decided by a mere three points. Rice has been gobbling up the wr targets to the tune of 40+ the last month. As you suspected, Patty will pass Len Dawson as the career yardage leader sooner rather than later. But will he smoke a cig on the sideline though?
It’s you now.
Fuck you Waldron! You suck!
Welp, that’s my Bengals!
HIGH END TALENT
UConn beat Harvard 4-2 in a hockey game that wasn’t close. Mediocre beers available forta mere $12 a can, so I am stone cold sober.
That’s your own fault for not having a flask.
Metal detectors, and I’m certainly not bringing a plastic flask with me. Do I look as though I have the boorish manners of a Yalie!?
(we used to smuggle beer and flasks into the soccer games all the time)
I went to a New Year’s Eve party once, there were three girls to 20 guys. Around midnight I went outside to urinate off the porch. My stream hit one of the posts, and I got splash back like a torrent. My crotch was soaked. I had to sit outside, in the freezing cold, for an hour until it dried. Got back inside, got drunker, passed out. My friend hooked up with the hottest girl there.
THIS GUY JJFOZZ’S FRIEND I CALL HIM THE TRIVIAL SOLUTION TO THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM BECAUSE HIS ORIGINAL CHOICE WAS THE CORRECT ONE.
*sigh*
Boy, the NFL today show fucking ripped the Chiefs to shred. Parcells, “They’re spending too much time making commercials and not paying attention.”
Better than nawt paying attention while officiating a game and doing no commercials whatsoever! Although maybe getting some kickbacks from Jerral and/or bookies
Fuck Parcells.
Top wr’s in the Chargers/Broncos tilt are Erickson and L’il Jordan Humphrey. As was foredained.*
*I made a new word!
New Year’s Eve with my family, I’m getting full on liquored the fuck up
Boots on the ground!!
Nawt for long if ya doing it right!
I might do one tomorrow as my in laws will be over. I have to say this about my mother in law, she’s been an absolute gem talking to me about my father. Super supportive, and yeah the religion bit can get old, but it’s from her heart.
Shit, I’m getting soft.
Probably nawt a situation where you really want to stay hard
There is not a chance in hell that would ever, ever, ever happen.
Again.
After the third time.
You are both horrible.
Can’t help but notice you didn’t say “wrong”
“Aw, they’re all right.” – Zach Wilson
Look at Ms. “Never Got Caught With Her Head In A Dryer” over here! Well, La, Dee, Da!
“I disagree”
S. Freud
“Let the bourble flow.”
-F. Herbert, slightly amended
I’ve never seen so much jawing between the Bengals-Chiefs.
It makes the game more fun to watch, for sure.
“Might catch hell for this but Emma Watson became less sexy with each Harry Potter sequel. haha.”
-Matt Gaetz’ twitter account, circa 2010
the panthers are gonna suck for a long, LONG time https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1741586940242067463
Yeah, league isn’t gonna like that.
new dan snyder just dropped!
Did he charge the fan $18 plus tip after?
“Just give the fan a free medium soda, it worked for us!” – the Giants
Tepper, Tepper.
If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the luxury box.
Someone call up Coach Klein to talk to the Seahawks defense at half time
My normal: Refs have money on the Bang-Gals, never trust anyone from Ohio, and Ohio State sucks, too.
That missed Block in the Back begs to differ.
Yep, Cincy did that too. I stand corrected.
Browning!
Browning: “What say I bring my sexy gun into the studio and you take some of your pictures of me fondling it with a hard look on my face?”
Photo-grapher: “It’ll cost you double the going rate.”
Browning: “Done!”
najee says fuckee you
“his nickname in high school was easy ed”
uhhh, nance….
Next year the Bears are drafting Harrison, some fat guy for the o-line and signing Jake Browning to a huge guaranteed contract.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! He’s an Exclusive Right’s Free Agent.
Now if you want to swap your top pick and a couple others for our top pick and Browning, then feel free to open your sex positive mouth.
Nonsense, the Bears don’t give QBs guaranteed monies!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love it when the Dr. Mrs. proposes doing practical things like drying laundry outside when it’s 57° and cloudy and there’s only 3 hours of daylight left.
That’s actually a fine time to dry laundry if you can’t afford the dhobi wallah
https://twitter.com/omardruiz/status/1741476658421309788?s=46&t=AdTF2uNuntlGNXG3QiVxrw
Now that’s trolling.
flyera forever catching strays
Fight! Fight! Fight!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Patty not protecting that cake.
And nawt even playing agains Baker Man!
the rare, RARE sunday i can wear my bears hat without feeling like such a cock
Bengalis: “YAY!”
Pakistanis: “BOO!”
/this has been your hilarious NFL/International politics crossover comment
Punjabis: “Sihk moves bro!”
Oh, good. Higgins re-hurt his hamstring. Fantastic.
Jake Browning: “To hell with you Offensive Linemen! I’ll run block for Mixon myself!”
Me walking out to the backyard:
.
lookit the speed to the edge from Border Patrol!
Well fuck
Wife and Oldest Boy have started their annual NYE Harry Potter marathon. Every year I say, “Harry Potter again? You’re kiln-ing me!”
/joke-wise, I don’t have a good reputation in my own house
Oh. Cuz pottery. You’re fired.
I just hope Elisha’s evening isn’t spoiled when he reads this and finds out he wasn’t invited.
My eyes glazed over at that one.
High uptake on the domestic non-vintage sparkling wine as a pre-departure beverage on this flight
So I put on Amazon’s “Best songs of 2023” playlist with the intention of finding out what the kids are listening to these days, and it’s fine, but half of the stuff is bands like Depeche Mode and Blink 182 and I’m starting to wonder whether the kids actually even listen to music anymore at all.
The kids prolly don’t have money to pay for the music they listen to, hence amazon dunna care
Border Patrol, off tackle for 3 yards
Border Patrol, gathering up 3 yards
https://twitter.com/nfl_scorigami/status/1741568387736604788?s=46&t=1YVE3uvCgKJ6EEH5kkkp8w
George Michael Bluth, not aging so great.
Looked like the 12th Man is taking NYE off.
Just boarded DCA-SFO so will miss much of the remaining games. Good thing they all kinda suck! Gooo whoever!
Bengalis I guess?
Dolphins players complaining about the Ravens running up the score? Don’t yell st Lamar Jackson, he sat down after his fifth touchdown. But who was the real culprit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2kUX_Fmj7k
Kid’s (Stidham) got a nice murder ball
Chase Brown’s nickname should be Border Patrol.
oh my god i am dying
/Chase gains 4 yards
Bengals Fans: “Build That Wall! Build That Wall!”
Is there a better “between the ’20’s” wr than Nacua? He’s got over 1,300 yards and is tied for 33rd in wr TD’s with 5.
Announcer: “Last time on Cincinnati Bengals football!”
It got very loud at the Fozz Compound during the first half of the Ravens game. it continued to get louder, and the dog knocked over two beers at once. Regardless of that loss of beer, I’m happy.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
[runs through clubhouse with purple camo bandana wrapped around his greasy ol’ Italian sausage] – jjfozz
“If history is a guide his sausage has way too much fennel.”
-Dr. Ruth
(seeing Early PM Scores)
Wow. God really doesn’t want the Bengals to backdoor themselves into the playoffs.
Yes, please let’s have a sideline smoke break!
My other other other alter ego, 420Seahawks69Fan, is bout to make an annoying appearance, because I am home alone with ALL the cannabis and LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO