This Next Round? It’s On Me

As I said the last time around, “Just the three games with all teams playing? For shame”.

To The Games!

Steelers/Seahawks:

Seattle’s run D, a unit that could always be counted on because Carroll still thinks it’s the 80’s, has experienced some issues recently and that bodes well for Warren and Harris and Tomlin’s quest for +.500. After some whining and getting scorched in the medias for lazy play, Pickens was rewarded with a bunch of balls thrown his way. Thing is, the bastard responded with TD catches of 86 and 66 yards. This doesn’t bode well for the future. Another wr that has been hot lately is Metcalf who has caught more than half his season’s scores in the last four games.

Chargers/Broncos:

“The Less Than Magical or Mysterious Jarrett Stidham Tour” is playing for the next two weeks. It’s a limited engagement if there ever was one. Wilson’s benching and the cutting of defensive captain Kareem Jackson tells you that Payton doesn’t give two shits about you if you don’t buy into the program. Poor qb Stick-if you can name his starting wr’s you’ve got too much time on your hands.

Bengals/Chiefs:

Fight! Fight! Fight! for your playoff lives and/or seedings. Neither squadoo can afford a loss here so I expect the intensity of this game to be, uh, intense. Each game between these guys over the last two years has been decided by a mere three points. Rice has been gobbling up the wr targets to the tune of 40+ the last month. As you suspected, Patty will pass Len Dawson as the career yardage leader sooner rather than later. But will he smoke a cig on the sideline though?

It’s you now.

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ThePirateSloth

Fuck you Waldron! You suck!

Redshirt

Welp, that’s my Bengals!

WCS

HIGH END TALENT

Horatio Cornblower

UConn beat Harvard 4-2 in a hockey game that wasn’t close. Mediocre beers available forta mere $12 a can, so I am stone cold sober.

WCS

That’s your own fault for not having a flask.

Horatio Cornblower

Metal detectors, and I’m certainly not bringing a plastic flask with me. Do I look as though I have the boorish manners of a Yalie!?

(we used to smuggle beer and flasks into the soccer games all the time)

jjfozz

I went to a New Year’s Eve party once, there were three girls to 20 guys. Around midnight I went outside to urinate off the porch. My stream hit one of the posts, and I got splash back like a torrent. My crotch was soaked. I had to sit outside, in the freezing cold, for an hour until it dried. Got back inside, got drunker, passed out. My friend hooked up with the hottest girl there.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY JJFOZZ’S FRIEND I CALL HIM THE TRIVIAL SOLUTION TO THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM BECAUSE HIS ORIGINAL CHOICE WAS THE CORRECT ONE.

ThePirateSloth

*sigh*

jjfozz

Boy, the NFL today show fucking ripped the Chiefs to shred. Parcells, “They’re spending too much time making commercials and not paying attention.”

Doktor Zymm

Better than nawt paying attention while officiating a game and doing no commercials whatsoever! Although maybe getting some kickbacks from Jerral and/or bookies

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck Parcells.

jjfozz

New Year’s Eve with my family, I’m getting full on liquored the fuck up

Sharkbait

Boots on the ground!!

Doktor Zymm

Nawt for long if ya doing it right!

jjfozz

I might do one tomorrow as my in laws will be over. I have to say this about my mother in law, she’s been an absolute gem talking to me about my father. Super supportive, and yeah the religion bit can get old, but it’s from her heart.

Shit, I’m getting soft.

Doktor Zymm

Probably nawt a situation where you really want to stay hard

jjfozz

There is not a chance in hell that would ever, ever, ever happen.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Again.

jjfozz

You are both horrible.

Horatio Cornblower

Can’t help but notice you didn’t say “wrong”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Aw, they’re all right.” – Zach Wilson

Sharkbait

“I disagree”

S. Freud

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Redshirt

I’ve never seen so much jawing between the Bengals-Chiefs.

TheRevanchist

It makes the game more fun to watch, for sure.

fleshwound_NPG

the panthers are gonna suck for a long, LONG time https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1741586940242067463

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Sharkbait

Yeah, league isn’t gonna like that.

fleshwound_NPG

new dan snyder just dropped!

Doktor Zymm

Did he charge the fan $18 plus tip after?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Just give the fan a free medium soda, it worked for us!” – the Giants

ThePirateSloth

Someone call up Coach Klein to talk to the Seahawks defense at half time

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TheRevanchist

My normal: Refs have money on the Bang-Gals, never trust anyone from Ohio, and Ohio State sucks, too.

Redshirt

That missed Block in the Back begs to differ.

TheRevanchist

Yep, Cincy did that too. I stand corrected.

LemonJello

Browning!

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WCS

najee says fuckee you

fleshwound_NPG

“his nickname in high school was easy ed”

uhhh, nance….

Redshirt

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! He’s an Exclusive Right’s Free Agent.

Now if you want to swap your top pick and a couple others for our top pick and Browning, then feel free to open your sex positive mouth.

Doktor Zymm

Nonsense, the Bears don’t give QBs guaranteed monies!

ThePirateSloth

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love it when the Dr. Mrs. proposes doing practical things like drying laundry outside when it’s 57° and cloudy and there’s only 3 hours of daylight left.

Doktor Zymm

That’s actually a fine time to dry laundry if you can’t afford the dhobi wallah

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fleshwound_NPG

flyera forever catching strays

Redshirt

Fight! Fight! Fight!

fleshwound_NPG

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Doktor Zymm

And nawt even playing agains Baker Man!

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fleshwound_NPG

the rare, RARE sunday i can wear my bears hat without feeling like such a cock

Doktor Zymm

Punjabis: “Sihk moves bro!”

Redshirt

Oh, good. Higgins re-hurt his hamstring. Fantastic.

Redshirt

Jake Browning: “To hell with you Offensive Linemen! I’ll run block for Mixon myself!”

ThePirateSloth

Me walking out to the backyard:comment image

Redshirt

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King Hippo

lookit the speed to the edge from Border Patrol!

ThePirateSloth

Well fuck

Doktor Zymm

Oh. Cuz pottery. You’re fired.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just hope Elisha’s evening isn’t spoiled when he reads this and finds out he wasn’t invited.

LemonJello

My eyes glazed over at that one.

Doktor Zymm

High uptake on the domestic non-vintage sparkling wine as a pre-departure beverage on this flight

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I put on Amazon’s “Best songs of 2023” playlist with the intention of finding out what the kids are listening to these days, and it’s fine, but half of the stuff is bands like Depeche Mode and Blink 182 and I’m starting to wonder whether the kids actually even listen to music anymore at all.

Doktor Zymm

The kids prolly don’t have money to pay for the music they listen to, hence amazon dunna care

King Hippo

Border Patrol, off tackle for 3 yards

Spur

Border Patrol, gathering up 3 yards

King Hippo

George Michael Bluth, not aging so great.

BugEyedBoo

Looked like the 12th Man is taking NYE off.

Doktor Zymm

Just boarded DCA-SFO so will miss much of the remaining games. Good thing they all kinda suck! Gooo whoever!

Doktor Zymm

Bengalis I guess?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dolphins players complaining about the Ravens running up the score? Don’t yell st Lamar Jackson, he sat down after his fifth touchdown. But who was the real culprit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2kUX_Fmj7k

King Hippo

Kid’s (Stidham) got a nice murder ball

SonOfSpam

Chase Brown’s nickname should be Border Patrol.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

oh my god i am dying

ThePirateSloth

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Redshirt

Announcer: “Last time on Cincinnati Bengals football!”

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jjfozz

It got very loud at the Fozz Compound during the first half of the Ravens game. it continued to get louder, and the dog knocked over two beers at once. Regardless of that loss of beer, I’m happy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[runs through clubhouse with purple camo bandana wrapped around his greasy ol’ Italian sausage] – jjfozz

Sharkbait

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Redshirt

(seeing Early PM Scores)

Wow. God really doesn’t want the Bengals to backdoor themselves into the playoffs.

King Hippo

Yes, please let’s have a sideline smoke break!

ThePirateSloth

My other other other alter ego, 420Seahawks69Fan, is bout to make an annoying appearance, because I am home alone with ALL the cannabis and LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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