Let’s get after it.
Packers/Niners:
-These guys are meeting for the 10th time in the postseason which is the most in the league.
-The Big Mystery: Who will be the Packers leading wr today? Love distributes the ball so well (plus injuries) that Doubs was the last player to lead the team two games in a row and that was back in weeks 3 and 4.
-You’d probably not guess it if you were given three chances but it’s Love that leads all ball flingers in QBR since week 10.
-We’ve seen some awful tackling recently and Green Bay will have to wrap up, especially against Deebo who is averaging 8.8 yards after the catch.
-Good News For McCaffrey: The Packers have allowed four teams to rush for 200+ yards this year. He’s mostly responsible for San Fran having top 5 numbers in rushing per game (142.5) and ypc. (4.8)
-Addition by Subtraction?: I get it-rest Aaron Jones as much as possible because he’s an ancient 29 in running back years. Thing is, since A.J. Dillon went down Jones has gone bananas with 100+ yards in four straight games. His success can’t be separated from Love leveling up his game.
-The Niners would like to get the early lead (much like any team of course) and they’ve usually accomplished that by averaging 15.7 points in the first half which is third best. Green Bay trails with 9.9 which is 21st.
-On the surface it would appear that Love has a bit of an issue with INT’s, having thrown 10 this year but actually he showed rapid improvement, having thrown only one in his last nine games.
It’s all you now.
Say what you want, but this game is following the script
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Dre Greenlaw ran for like 30 seconds and advanced 2 yards.
He wanted that Pick-6. He needed that Pick-6.
OK, we really need to do something with this now.
ah, THAT jordan love. the october one.
Fightin’ Horatios (Netball Division) 66-Villanova 65 in an exciting if sloppy game.
Spread was UConn -3.5. Villanova hit one from beyond mid-court with 1.2 seconds left to cover. Sports betting must inevitably lead to madness. Also bankruptcy.
And Pills
— Hippo
ever notice the packers have had incredible luck and personnel since the breakup of the soviet union
pretty sure a chunk of the kgb defected to green bay, wisconsin and ended up in the front office/scouting dept. of the packers
would make sense, pack is owned by the social collective of packers fans, and really, really got going in 1992
49ers are looking lost on defense.
“Chilly” in San Fran, bitch i was a human popsicle two minute into the ravens game
DRINKIN’ TIME!
Yep
the bullshit luck the pack have had since 1992
GREEN BAY
FROZEN TUNDRA
FANS OWN THE TEAM
RIDE BICYCLES TO PRACTICE
CHEESE
fuck the packers.
Jesus, this game
I’m slowly getting fucked up
You and this game seem to have something in common.
They are one Natty Boh away from holding up a Korean grocery store?
I reject Natty Boh. First, it’s no longer brewed in Baltimore. Second, the logo and brand have been co-opted by fuckface dickshit millenials who have zero knowledge of the city’s history.
May I suggest Diamondback Brewery, conveniently located somewhere in Baltimore?
MCCAFFREY’D
“Packers Love San Francisco” will actually have to do with football in the Green Bay area search engines tonight
Just got home. How has the game been?
And Sunday Gravy Season TEN is currently under construction.
Ten years.
The fuck?
I’m here but I’m watching the game recorded.
I’m always here.
I can never leave.
dallas defensive backs make a 2nd appearance this postseason
ARGH
shitty ass spot
-Trump’s drycleaner
should be 9-7 pack right now
take the points, kids
With those McCarthy FGs from the 1, Green Bay might be touchy about that now.
FUCKING GODDAMN RAVENS!
I was there.
My penis has retracted into my body.
I’m actually sober, kind of
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING BOYS?
You were the shirtless guy?
I barely didn’t get in a fight with the two fuckwads without shirts, and the assholes who would NOT sit down. Goddamn, know where you are.
SMMMMAAAAACK!
See this is why every CEO should insist upon a golden parachute in their contract.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/tech-boss-sanjay-shah-plunges-to-his-death-after-freak-accident-on-stage/news-story/751f3f155fb58a9c349974bbcf0f9764
elon’s is gonna be infinitely funnier that this
Whoopsie!
Bet that left a mark.
They will be celebrated with a 21 scam call salute
WHO DIED?
My Canadian relatives, upon receiving a long-distance phone call from America.
Every Italian mother who gets a phone call after 5 pm.
why doesnt he pronounce it doooooobs like weed
The Fox audience loves hearing the word Dobbs.
I do.
The friends I am visiting have a pair of 5 month old kittens so I have crazy cat stuff to watch between plays
names???? KIIIITTTTTTYYYYY
Poe and Charlotte!
There are 2 other brothers that were adopted seprately named Edgar and Allen
Named after Larkin Poe and Good Charlotte.
And Edgar Wright and Allen Ginsberg, obviously.
I’m sensing a theme here
They are cute cutes
KITTLE’D WOO
I find it odd in the kommentary how penetrating jokes are seemingly gone. Have we found love? What will we do with it?
no penetrating going on during a 3-0 game. yet.
You cannot force in a penetrating joke. You have to have the right moment, mood and setting before you just drop it in!
Brick Meathook is still rooting for steam locomotives, as one does.
take the points you meatheaded dipshit football coaches
So far Fox has reminded us about two upcoming events:
s) NASCAR
iv) The New Hampshire Primary
Sometimes I really hate white people.
nascar was great until 2007-ish
the new hampshire primary was great…never
In totally not unrelated notes, the New Hampshire NASCAR race is one of the worst races of every year.
Hey, don’t bash us! We own you!
Oops. Said the quiet part out loud.
I hated living in New Hampshire during election years
Well, at least New Hampshire has
(tries to think of something, anything in New Hampshire)
Burlington…Coat Factory?
More like “Barely Chases Young”
“QUITTER”
-J. Sandusky
january is toradol awareness month
thats why u rub sum dirt on it from September thru December!
Murmurs of discomfiture abound in the Santa Clara railyards…
Looking for a safe way off the bandwagon
Deebo ded? Red tent? Back in?
Deebo
Dabo
Remo
Gabbo
Lobo
Rambo
Hobo
Lambo
Fantastic
He’ll tell us what to do.
Burma Shave
I believe it’s now Myanmarshave
Original DC Lobo is the best. Bisley wins
deebo down
a reminder, the 28-3 specter still hovers over kyle
Helen Mirren!
That’s more like it.
Aaron Jones coming through
Erin Andrews is suffering in horrible weather of Northern California.
Down here in Southern California we are rooting for . . .
More Erin Andrews wetness?
…Wetness?
–B. Shapiro
Come on Packers I want to see a close game, not some blow out.
Erin, WHAT are you wearing?
The skins of her defeated foes
It rubs the lotion on its skin
foe skin?
Cajun Tim Tebow has entered the chat
Too bad Rodgers is no longer a Packer. He would have loved to be back in NorCal to visit with his family.
He still lives here. McCarthy leases by the week.
Evening Folks
This is the NFL weekend of harsh realities.
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like looking in the bathroom mirror without taking your glasses off first, oof
I’d like to think that Green Bay can hang in and possibly steal this game late, but that’s a tall task.
49ers are definitely not an imposing #1 seed. Green Bay definitely has a chance at an upset.
A Bengal guy telling me there’s hope. Odd foxholes
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Welcome to the 12th pick of the Draft!
The Packers select a box of Cinnamon Life.
fuck, that sounds pretty good right now!
My favorite cereal
I can deffo finish a box in two sittings
Two? That’s Reid-ian!
One and done.
All porcelain felonies thereof cannot be assessed by logical means.