Welcome, welcome good friends-let’s keep the ball rolling.
To The Game!
Chiefs/Bills:
-Room To Roam: Pacheco and his hard-hitting running style should be difficult to deal with given the serious injury issues Buffalo has at interior linebacker. Bernard and Spector didn’t practice on Thursday and Dodson was limited.
-More Owchies: With wr Davis out and Diggs being suspect (Sneed held him to 24 yards in week 14 and he was also limited on Friday) this may be time for Khalil “Hippy, Hippy Shake” Shakir to be a difference-maker. His TD last week gave an indication of how elusive he can be.
-K.C. will need to take care of the ball-Buffalo generated 30 turnovers this season.
-A Thought: I myself believe that the Bills chances of winning (outside of Allen going bananas) hinges on their use of rb Cook in the running and short-passing game. He has much to contribute but for some reason Buffalo’s OC’s have a history of deploying their backs in erratic and unimaginative ways.
-Ref Alert: Be prepared for a sketchy ‘roughing the passer’ call at some point. Reffing this game is Hochuli Jr. and he’s thrown that kind of flag 14 times, which is 5 more than any other of his peers.
-Triple Duty?: Chiefs middle linebacker Nick Bolton’s responsibilities will include covering tight end Kincaid, mirroring Josh Allen and bottling up Cook in the run/pass game. That’s a tall order.
Push them buttons.
Buffalo playing for the field goal has never gone wrong before.
they deserve to lose via a 99 yard bomb if thats their call here
Wide right
I always want to scream at the first and/or second player who thinks they can just scoop up a fumble while full out running.
Coaches drill it into you in little league FALL ON THE GOTDAMN BALL
Nah, that’s SOP in the NFL now.
wasnt that guy dead a minute ago?
Mostly dead is slightly alive
Monty Python agrees.
Yeah, and all the armchair doctors here guaranteed it was a concussion
I’m not sure I like the job Rex Grossman is doing calling plays for the Bills.
Every single visor face plate goggles thingy in that Apple VR ad allows the person to see something, either directly or a digital hud.
Except Luke’s helmet. “…with the blast shield down, I can’t even see!”
Pulling for Buffalo here but kinda feels like it’s inevitably going to the Chefs, no?
Yep.
Jesus, another “shoulder” injury for the Bills.
That was 3 straight bad play calls by the Chiefs.
The Matt Nagy Special!
Damn fine defense, Bills. Great time for it, too.
Andy Reid wasting a timeout? It’s like he’s coaching Philly, again!
The ball clearly wasn’t in the air there.
It is in fact not really close, Gene. The ball is still in Mahomes’s hand.
Wtf?
Nfl refs on that call:
They got the call right, and that is what really matters.
Shoulder? He got concussed on both sides of his head.
No, no; it’s his “shoulder.”
The finger quotes are crucial.
Its like God doesn’t want buffalo to win
Just like your Fantasy team
So close to an amazing catch there.
Bills offensive decision making seems…interesting.
“Nasty looking back injury Shakir’s got there.”
-NFL Independent Neurologist
….aaaaand hes not gonna remember that incredible td he caught
I see the “bananacakes” button has been pressed.
Andy Reids love of Butterfingers wont be denied
Wow. I am truly stunned.
HOLY SHIT TOUCHBACKKKKKKK
Either way, we’re gonna be treated to an off-season full of THE REFS FUCKED US WITH THAT CALL.
No one denies this!
Wow. That was one of the most horrendously timed naps of my NFL life. Fell asleep at halftime of Bucs?LioUns & just stirred. Oof.
That’s not a nap. That’s a days worth of sleep
Okay, BLEERGH. Who do ya love more?
Mahomes and Tay-Tay for The Narrative!
That ball’s out. The stupidest rule in sports should apply.
It won’t, and they’ll rule it down, but it should.
I don’t want to get ahead of myself or anything, but Patrick ROy is currently losing his first game as head coach of the Islanders, and will probably go 0-37 the rest of the way to finish out the season.
And at a Jonquiere Dollarama, Mario Tremblay has been called into his manager’s office for a “chat”.
As someone who’s been at the Dollarama in Jonquiere, I can tell you there’s definitely room for improvement.
sean mcdermott is about to get the greatest 2nd chance of his life
Nineteen other guys never got that second chance.
What is a fumbre?
touchback
holy piss touchback
TOUCHBACK??? ARE WE GETTING IT???
Big Head Sean McDerpmott and the Monsters
…and on cue, Buffalo panics first.
What a stupid call! Make em pay, Chefs!
sean mcdermott just 9/11’d his chances
Defense?
this isnt brady v manning of this generation, but if the bills lose its def the elway vs browns of its time
The Fumble, Part 2!?
bawlmore is gonna truly fuck either defense next week
They’re going to destroy either team.
Fozz’s erection can only get so big.
That’s what that was? I thought the eclipse started early.
Es verdad.
Yay! Shootout!!
So long as the Chiefs win, man.
And Allen throws an INT
What happened to Tony Romo? He was a breath of fresh air when he debuted a few years ago. Now, he’s the lesser evil
Regression to the mean?
Stopped trying.
found this on bluesky. gold.
Hey man, nice shot
Your mom is slim!
My hot take is that the NFL needs to get rid of the QB slide rule. Once you run past the line of scrimmage you should be considered just another runner and subject to the same hits and same rules as anyone else.
I completely agree.
I see the defensive portion of this game has ended.
The Chefs’ defense look like they’re done. That’s not a good thing when there’s over a quarter left in the game
I just yelled “Shut up, Cris!” to Tony Romo.
How did Tony take it?
I agree it shouldn’t be a flag, but other qbs get that flag
Tony Romo start quoting Displacer Beast stats lines
They sure are cutting to Taylor Swift a lot this broadcast.
I love that we’re now seeing memes from right wingers now implying that she’s somehow not attractive
Going for gold in mental gymnastics
And they’ve convinced themselves that Diaper Don is. What a world.
Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his campaign to term.
Banner?
May as well.
Maybe in 16 weeks.