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Welcome, welcome good friends-let’s keep the ball rolling.

To The Game!

Chiefs/Bills:

-Room To Roam: Pacheco and his hard-hitting running style should be difficult to deal with given the serious injury issues Buffalo has at interior linebacker. Bernard and Spector didn’t practice on Thursday and Dodson was limited.

-More Owchies: With wr Davis out and Diggs being suspect (Sneed held him to 24 yards in week 14 and he was also limited on Friday) this may be time for Khalil “Hippy, Hippy Shake” Shakir to be a difference-maker. His TD last week gave an indication of how elusive he can be.

-K.C. will need to take care of the ball-Buffalo generated 30 turnovers this season.

-A Thought: I myself believe that the Bills chances of winning (outside of Allen going bananas) hinges on their use of rb Cook in the running and short-passing game. He has much to contribute but for some reason Buffalo’s OC’s have a history of deploying their backs in erratic and unimaginative ways.

-Ref Alert: Be prepared for a sketchy ‘roughing the passer’ call at some point. Reffing this game is Hochuli Jr. and he’s thrown that kind of flag 14 times, which is 5 more than any other of his peers.

-Triple Duty?: Chiefs middle linebacker Nick Bolton’s responsibilities will include covering tight end Kincaid, mirroring Josh Allen and bottling up Cook in the run/pass game. That’s a tall order.

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Beerguyrob

Buffalo playing for the field goal has never gone wrong before.

fleshwound_NPG

they deserve to lose via a 99 yard bomb if thats their call here

litre_cola

Wide right

ThePirateSloth

I always want to scream at the first and/or second player who thinks they can just scoop up a fumble while full out running.

Coaches drill it into you in little league FALL ON THE GOTDAMN BALL

BugEyedBoo

Nah, that’s SOP in the NFL now.

fleshwound_NPG

wasnt that guy dead a minute ago?

Redshirt

Mostly dead is slightly alive

litre_cola

Monty Python agrees.

Brocky

Yeah, and all the armchair doctors here guaranteed it was a concussion

Horatio Cornblower

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ThePirateSloth

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure I like the job Rex Grossman is doing calling plays for the Bills.

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ThePirateSloth

Every single visor face plate goggles thingy in that Apple VR ad allows the person to see something, either directly or a digital hud.

Except Luke’s helmet. “…with the blast shield down, I can’t even see!”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pulling for Buffalo here but kinda feels like it’s inevitably going to the Chefs, no?

Brocky

Yep.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus, another “shoulder” injury for the Bills.

Wakezilla

That was 3 straight bad play calls by the Chiefs.

Brocky

The Matt Nagy Special!

WCS

Damn fine defense, Bills. Great time for it, too.

Wakezilla

Andy Reid wasting a timeout? It’s like he’s coaching Philly, again!

Horatio Cornblower

The ball clearly wasn’t in the air there.

Horatio Cornblower

It is in fact not really close, Gene. The ball is still in Mahomes’s hand.

Brocky

Wtf?

Brocky

Nfl refs on that call:

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TheRevanchist

They got the call right, and that is what really matters.

Horatio Cornblower

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Gumbygirl

Shoulder? He got concussed on both sides of his head.

Horatio Cornblower

No, no; it’s his “shoulder.”

The finger quotes are crucial.

Brocky

Its like God doesn’t want buffalo to win

ballsofsteelandfury

Just like your Fantasy team

Horatio Cornblower

So close to an amazing catch there.

Bills offensive decision making seems…interesting.

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

“Nasty looking back injury Shakir’s got there.”

-NFL Independent Neurologist

fleshwound_NPG

….aaaaand hes not gonna remember that incredible td he caught

Beerguyrob

I see the “bananacakes” button has been pressed.

Gatoraids

Andy Reids love of Butterfingers wont be denied

Horatio Cornblower

Wow. I am truly stunned.

The Maestro

HOLY SHIT TOUCHBACKKKKKKK

ThePirateSloth

Either way, we’re gonna be treated to an off-season full of THE REFS FUCKED US WITH THAT CALL.

Brocky

No one denies this!

Fronkenshteen

Wow. That was one of the most horrendously timed naps of my NFL life. Fell asleep at halftime of Bucs?LioUns & just stirred. Oof.

Brocky

That’s not a nap. That’s a days worth of sleep

Redshirt

Okay, BLEERGH. Who do ya love more?

Horatio Cornblower

Mahomes and Tay-Tay for The Narrative!

Horatio Cornblower

That ball’s out. The stupidest rule in sports should apply.

It won’t, and they’ll rule it down, but it should.

herodotus450

I don’t want to get ahead of myself or anything, but Patrick ROy is currently losing his first game as head coach of the Islanders, and will probably go 0-37 the rest of the way to finish out the season.

Beerguyrob

And at a Jonquiere Dollarama, Mario Tremblay has been called into his manager’s office for a “chat”.

The Maestro

As someone who’s been at the Dollarama in Jonquiere, I can tell you there’s definitely room for improvement.

fleshwound_NPG

sean mcdermott is about to get the greatest 2nd chance of his life

Col. Duke LaCross

Nineteen other guys never got that second chance.

litre_cola

What is a fumbre?

WCS

touchback

holy piss touchback

The Maestro

TOUCHBACK??? ARE WE GETTING IT???

Gatoraids

Big Head Sean McDerpmott and the Monsters

Redshirt

…and on cue, Buffalo panics first.

Wakezilla

What a stupid call! Make em pay, Chefs!

fleshwound_NPG

sean mcdermott just 9/11’d his chances

BugEyedBoo

Defense?

fleshwound_NPG

this isnt brady v manning of this generation, but if the bills lose its def the elway vs browns of its time

fleshwound_NPG

The Fumble, Part 2!?

fleshwound_NPG

bawlmore is gonna truly fuck either defense next week

ballsofsteelandfury

They’re going to destroy either team.

WCS

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litre_cola

Fozz’s erection can only get so big.

Redshirt

That’s what that was? I thought the eclipse started early.

Gumbygirl

Es verdad.

Beerguyrob

Yay! Shootout!!

Wakezilla

So long as the Chiefs win, man.

Sharkbait

And Allen throws an INT

Wakezilla

What happened to Tony Romo? He was a breath of fresh air when he debuted a few years ago. Now, he’s the lesser evil

Petronel

Regression to the mean?

Horatio Cornblower

Stopped trying.

fleshwound_NPG

found this on bluesky. gold.

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Sharkbait

Hey man, nice shot

ThePirateSloth

Your mom is slim!

Horatio Cornblower

My hot take is that the NFL needs to get rid of the QB slide rule. Once you run past the line of scrimmage you should be considered just another runner and subject to the same hits and same rules as anyone else.

ballsofsteelandfury

I completely agree.

ballsofsteelandfury

I see the defensive portion of this game has ended.

Wakezilla

The Chefs’ defense look like they’re done. That’s not a good thing when there’s over a quarter left in the game

Redshirt

I just yelled “Shut up, Cris!” to Tony Romo.

Horatio Cornblower

How did Tony take it?

Brocky

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Brocky

I agree it shouldn’t be a flag, but other qbs get that flag

Gatoraids

Tony Romo start quoting Displacer Beast stats lines

The Maestro

They sure are cutting to Taylor Swift a lot this broadcast.

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Brocky

I love that we’re now seeing memes from right wingers now implying that she’s somehow not attractive

Petronel

Going for gold in mental gymnastics

Gumbygirl

And they’ve convinced themselves that Diaper Don is. What a world.

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

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Sharkbait

Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his campaign to term.

Redshirt

Banner?

WCS

May as well.

Horatio Cornblower

Maybe in 16 weeks.