Tonight’s post is live from the office, because I have to be there for rehearsal during post time, and am spending my time otherwise doing jazz band arrangements for… definitely not enough per page. Like most teaching things, I should be making like double for this. Life of a musician…
Okay, news. And really the news is that FedEx has ended their deal sponsoring Washington Football Stadium. All right, time to come up with your silliest sponsorship ideas! Well, bowl season’s already done that shit.
Oh, and the Chefs released MVS.
Sports?
Matt Rempe’s Fight Club (though that game’s not on national TV)
32nd Notes vs. e^ix = cos x + i sin x (STL vs. EDM, 8:30, TNT)
Professional Dunks
Zion and Pals vs. Tomorrow’s Leap Day Birthday (NOP vs. IND, 8:00, ABC)
Crypto is still a scam, but they have sponsorship money (LAL vs. LAC, 10:00, ESPN)
NIL Dunks
#11 Gingers vs. #4 Rocky Top, Baybee! (Auburn vs. Tennessee, 7:00, ESPN2)
#14 Alabamy Bound vs. Olé Miss (9:00, ESPN2)
Dunkin’ vs. #5 Goldmember Eagles (Providence vs. Marquette, 7:00, FS1)
Free Wins! vs. Ja Rule (DePaul vs. Xavier, 7:00, FS2)
YARRRRRR vs. #12 Mutual of Big East (Seton Hall vs. Creighton, 9:00, FS1)
Tweaker Matchup, Civil War Edition! (Oregon vs. Oregon State, 11:00, FS1)
https://ibb.co/NVZNtBk
I am in Big Bear. Had a huge steak, a dirty martini, and SIL and I split a bottle of Cab. The fireplace is perfect. I am happy! Have I told you guys lately that I love you? Because I do.
I get another 2 hour delayed work call today due to the flood impacted road conditions. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with all this extra sleep.
What a coincidence. I also got hammered last night and am still feeling the effects tonight.
Who wudda thunk
Time to head to the airport! Chicago is actually getting better weather than California right now, which is bizarre
Not down here. It’s brisk, but otherwise nice.
We had a beautiful day today, but rain and high winds starting after midnight and going through Saturday. Meanwhile, high 60s and partly cloudy in Chi
“One boiled egg plus a packet of ramen counts as a meal, damnit!” – Mike Brown, literally counting beans
“And a sandwich” – Maestro
I try to cook all my meals if I can, but sometimes you get back from airport traffic to an empty fridge, don’t feel up to playing Quickfire Challenge with the pantry/freezer, and all there is to do is make a cold martini and order Thai food.
Might even treat myself to a cigar later; got a big win for a client today.
Yeah thanks again for your help today; I mean, if a Kennedy can get away with it, why can’t I?
That sounds like a delightful dinner, and congrats on the win!
What’s your Thai order? I usually go with the Penang curry, chicken, extra veg.
There’s actually a good place right across the street for me, but I only go there about once a year, so I don’t really have a usual.
Tonight I ordered Tom Yum soup, some veggie spring rolls, and Ka Prao Kai Krob
In 25 years the only thing I’ve ever ordered at a Thai restaurant is Pad Thai.
Actually, one time I varied from this, and it was a big mistake. I can’t remember what I ordered.
You need to branch out. Pad Thai wouldn’t crack my Top 20 Thai dishes. I have no idea why it’s so popular.
Here’s my problem with Thai food. I ordered a green papaya salad in Bangkok at a very nice mall food court and it was SO FUCKING SPICY that I couldn’t eat more than two bites.
A fucking SALAD!
We’re talking about westernized Thai though, so it’s highly unlikely that would ever happen at a restaurant in North America
Papaya salad is supposed to be spicy. I mean, you can probably order it mild. But don’t!
North American Thai restaurant spicy is not all that spicy though, I can count one one hand the number of times something listed as 3 or even 4 peppers actually made me sweat
Please tell me it was Jitlada.
No, wait, don’t tell me that. I want to make sure Jitlada doesn’t run out of food for *me*.
I like Jitlada, but not walking distance for me.
It’s nice when I get interviewers with a technical/academic background for behavioUral interviews. They understand the sorts of challenges that I’m asked to tell a story about because they’ve probably run into something similar, while the non-technical people were probably the ones causing those challenges in the first place 😛
I’m genuinely glad you’re getting consistent opportunities. One of these pencil-dicks will hire you soon, and those who didn’t…
I feel like I’m starting to get more practiced at some of the interview specific skills, so fingers crossed. I actually really like the companies I’m talking to right now, none of them are Big Tech which makes a surprisingly big difference. I have final rounds with United and Disney over the next couple weeks, and two more rounds with GM
When I do have to interview people for a more technical interview, I usually have them tell me about a few things from their CV that they are proud of any why. This helps them talk about something they know and to put them at ease a bit.
And I usually recommend people that I’d like to know better and/or have a drink with. I get that’s prob wrong and old school but we’re a small team and will be working with these people so want people I can get along with
See, I don’t mind that approach. Much more natural than using a specific system of communication that was invented specifically for interviews, and probably more predictive of success in the workplace.
Yep, and try to ask about when things don’t go well either and what they learned but more as a conversation than a grilling.
It’s worked for me so far
Good luck on your interviews
Caitlin Clark is two games away from passing Pete Maravich’s scoring record. I’ve mentioned the latter’s possible OCD before but I didn’t mention that he would only go to a movie if he could sit in an aisle seat. Why? So he could dribble a basketball while watching. Is this apocryphal? Kinda! When he was younger the ushers would make him stop. When he became “Local Famous” they let him dribble away.
Will we get at least one MOAR FITBAW season? I’ll hang up and do drugs while we wait to see.
Yes. Any formal announcements will not be made until Super Bowl Monday on behalf of the masses.
Sounds like a good strategy!
Amazon bought the exclusive rights to one of the Wild Card games, so we’ll at least make it to the playoffs
Also NIL action and very likely not available anywhere because Pac-12 Network….
Arizona at ASU tonight. UA beat ASU by 45 a couple weeks ago in Tucson. It’s the largest margin of defeat in the rivalry history. Hurley is in perpetual “beat Arizona THIS time and we’ll excuse you into the First Four” position, in part, because ASU has no Athletic Director heading into major conference realignment as a pockmarked tag-a-long to your big brother, who has his own rep to earn as a new entry into the Big Twelfinity.
Arizona murdered ASU in the paint last time. Now-Literate Love doesn’t need to put up the 30 he will for the Cats to win hard.
I’ll be in the crowd tonight. Because this is what the rivalry is all about.
I was only aware of this because I’ve made the unfortunate decision to socialize with some Coug fans. They are all irrationally confident that ASU can actually do something tonight.
Oh no. ASU sucks.
Just another reason to love the Scots
That’s up there with Wellington ( I think) wearing a traffic cone on his head.
Whatever it is, it is the 7th one, or it got 7th place, or it is a really elaborate birthday card for a 7-yo
On a happier note, I sure do love it when I figure out the “hook” for Request Line more than 2 hours before post time.
Perfect timing for avoidance of doomscrolling. Gonna get me one of these https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-minimal-phone-first-e-ink-qwerty-phone#/
I’m not a fan of indiegogo, especially now that they try and trick you into giving them an extra $60 as a ‘tip’, but I’ll deal with it this one time so my Kindle can get a little sibling that’s also a phone
Love that it still has two modern cameras lol
They clearly did at least SOME market research, people are constantly bitching about the camera quality in the Unihertz QWERTY phone group I follow. No idea why they think they need a professional quality camera, and no idea why they think they’re gonna find one in a relatively cheap phone that is also the only remaining phone with a keyboard left on the market.
I totally need this:
https://ibb.co/DWmL9s1
Only 30 bucks!
I just bought one! Hooray for atom bombs!
“If one or both of your grandparents were vaporized in Nagasaki or Hiroshima, you’ll get an additional 3% off! Why? Because we care.”
Hiroshima was up and running within three months of Little Boy, and was a tourist attraction a mere two years later.
But Hiroshima was a single 10 kiloton gizmo. The Trident C-4 rockets on my boat each carried eight 100 kiloton devices, but they would be aimed at different targets, not the same one. Plus they would be high- altitude air bursts; the electromagnetic pulse disables all electrical/electronic infrastructure, from power grids to cars to computers to wristwatches. This is preferable to blast damage. Modern Trident D-5 missiles carry more warheads than C-4s.
What few people talk about is the Tokyo incendiary raid on the night of March 9-10, 1945, the king of all bombing raids. It killed more people than Hiroshima or Nagasaki or Hamburg or Dresden.
What I’m saying is always look on the bright side. Invest in iodine and bandages now and you’ll do well. Dig a bomb shelter while you’re at it.
I’m of the personal opinion that extensive firebombing is pretty much always a war crime. Dresden was bad enough, but Tokyo at that point was still mostly constructed of wood and paper and they waited for the most damaging wind conditions. +1 on the bomb shelter, they pretty much didn’t have those in Tokyo. Thought they might be ‘demoralizing’. I’m betting anyone who came back as a zombie to find 90% of their body burned away was pretty demoralized
In the great documentary series The World at War, General Curtis LeMay (who ordered the low-altitude night incendiary raids after high-altitude daylight precision bombing raids on Japan proved ineffective) said outright on camera that if the U.S had lost the war they would have been tried as war criminals for the fire bombings. What’s more, he said, the only reason they stopped was because they ran out of targets.
Fuck the fucking Supreme Court. Fresh off the relief of Michigan’s primary results (not great, but certainly not terrible) I was laughing my ass off all morning thinking about Trump begging the appellate court to accept $100M and the appellate court LAUGHED IN HIS STUPID FAT FUCKING ORANGE FACE and without hesitation said “cough it all up, you deadbeat loser” and then those stupid coathanger-loving corrupt fucks had to go and piss in my goddamned cornflakes like this.
The war is already lost.
So being shocked by the way it is being executed.
The amazing thing is that you’re surprised/upset that this happened.
I’m not that surprised – what upsets me is that the rug got yanked so goddamned quickly after the positive developments of the previous 24 hours.
That’s what you get for paying attention in real time. There’s something to be said for the old model of limiting news consumption to an hour summary every weekday and then just doing the crossword puzzle on weekends
I try to limit my reading of political news to only when I’m on the toilet, but…
Yet another reason to avoid getting dysentery! Also to increase cybersecurity for water treatment plants
Unless they were to do it tomorrow and have a 9-0 that says “No, you dolt, you don’t have immunity to committing all of the crimes.”
If that was the reason, then, fine, that would be hilarious. It will not be that because fuck everything in existence.
Silver Lining Time (tWBS would be proud)! One can calm one’s worries about climate change. Society/humanity won’t last long enough for it to matter.
Stave off until after the World Cup in Philly. No, after the 2027 US Open. After that, whatever.
Nuclear war will cure climate change. World War III has already started, just like World War II actually started in 1937 but didn’t get hot until September 1939 and then even hotter in December 1941.
That’s a pretty hot taek.
Hot but true.
Certainly take climate change in a radically different direction.
Rempe needs to chill on the fighting if he wants his career to last longer than 6 months.
too late. he clinched super cte with the last few fights
Welp, it seems like Lauren’s “Jackin Hogs While My Kid Jacks Their Shit” scheme has been blown wide open
https://www.denverpost.com/2024/02/28/lauren-boebert-son-arrest-tyler-colorado-rifle-theft/
It’s almost as if being a shitty employee who’s jorb is literally across the country (a jorb she’s about to be fired from), a shitty spouse who married an equally shitty spouse, and a shitty person who isn’t sure why she hates everyone but is damn sure she hates “them”, would end up being a shitty parent?
Damn shame, they seem like a lovely family.
with this mugshot, i believe the mom, dad, and now son all have mugshots, completing the hat trick!
and getting a free sub!
I went to high school with congressmen’s sons and none of them looked this pathetic.
Talk about a punchable face. Stealing a gun? What even the 2nd Amendment Freaks at a gun show wouldn’t sell you one, ya freak?
Wait, the kid is 18 and already a father? Yep, those some old time family values, plus I read the town Rifle as if that was what he stole.
She and her son are gonna do porn.
While she’s in Congress.
With all proceeds going to Trump’s Legal Fund.
This isn’t nearly as implausible as you’d think.
Ew
What are you doing Congressmom?
I would understand it more if you called Edmonton the Skrillexes or the Diplos
Let me get through Euler’s formulas and laws first!
NOW I GET IT!!
Rifftrax is posting older material, and today’s upload is from COVID Times.