Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
Death ends a life, not a relationship [in bed].
Mitch Albom
So, there’s lotsa fishies in the sea?
As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.
Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
I don’t care whether he really annoys the fuck out of you or he just mildly irritates you: Cris Collinsworth has an unquestionably punchable face
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Don T
Bond needs more dakka.
BugEyedBoo
So, had a bit of a thought today
Since the chiefs won their third superbowl in five years, I’ve heard a lot of complaints about them being subject to favorable calls from the refs and it got me thinking….
If we wanted to, could we come up with a top ten times the brady/belichik era patriots benefited from the refs?
- The tuck rule…
- That pass interference against Cleveland
- The roughing the passer calls from the Baltimore games.
- The roughing the passer against the chiefs..
I could go on .
Brocky
But the tuck rule screwed the Raiders, so
SonOfSpam
I want you to know it was me.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Down votes fired.
WCS
So I’m sick as hell today, (feel like a fever but isn’t, body aches, coughing, nose stuffed form here to kingdom come, exhausted), but I’m in the system at work trying to plug along because of fucking course the deposition that the plaintiff has canceled 7 times is going forward today. I should not even be practicing law right now.
And our new system has decided to shit the bed, and if it doesn’t get back up and running in 18 minutes this deposition is going to be very hard to get done.
God bless us, every one!
Horatio Cornblower

LemonJello
Dad is firmly ensconced in his new home.
First hour:
Pretty Nurse walks in: “Hi Dr. John.”
My dad: “Hi. You’re very pretty.”
Nurse: “Thank you.”
My dad: “So, are you single?”
jjfozz
[editor: glad he’s setting in already and that he actually got there]
The young lady on the left in this picture is our niece, Katie!
Gumbygirl
Way to prove the point by constructing this gem of a sentence, vastly superior to anything in PK’s ouvre:
King’s writing, beyond windy prose to convey basic facts, is a collection of clichés, internal contradictions, and NFL orthodoxy from the Church of Everybody Knows, blended into a fine paste and spread on Stoned Wheat Thins to trick you into thinking it’s Fancy
BrettFavresColonoscopy
Listen, just because it has five commas and however many clauses…
Well, again, I’m an amateur. These things are endearing when you’re an amateur. Like a drunk baby.
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
I have 2 more final round interviews over the next couple weeks, plus a manager interview tomorrow. Since the behavioUral/conversational portions of these things require their own special form of communication that is pretty much only used in job interviews and testifying before Congress, that’s the part that has been my bane thus far. So I’m fixing the problem the way I fix most stupid, artificial problems: with a spreadsheet. STAR methoding the crap outta my ‘tell me about a time you..’ stories over here.
Doktor Zymm
https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/28/politics/donald-trump-appeals-court-new-york/index.html
Margin Call, MAGA Dingleberry.
Redshirt
Mitch McConnell losing control of the Senate (Artistic Interpretation)
Redshirt
We got hit last night with some heavy rain and flooding in low ground near the river. The stadium which sits right next to the river was hammered.
2Pack
(books immediate trip to Italy)
-Ben Shapiro’s wife
SonOfSpam
I’ve been getting endless left-wing emails (several a day) for an Ohio Democrat named Sherrod Brown (never heard of him but apparently he’s the sitting senior US Senator). He’s running very anti-Trump and he desperately needs my money. Fair enough; he ain’t getting any.
This morning, on an old Yahoo email address, I started getting right-wing emails. One from some broad named Kari Lake calling me a fellow Patriot and then another one from no less than Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (his picture on the email makes him look like a dork) and he’s wholeheartedly endorsing that Lauren Boebert wingnut for Congress. I wouldn’t fuck Lake or Boebert with Mike Johnson’s little dick let alone give them any money.
What have I done to deserve all this attention?
Brick Meathook
Did you turn off your spam filter?
Doktor Zymm
That’s so fucking offensive.
SonOfSpam
February 28, 2024 9:59 pm
The Cincinnati Bengals , who were criticized following last year’s survey for not providing players three meals a day, made a very slight change to that policy and now offer three meals at the facility on Wednesdays.
herodotus450
“One boiled egg plus a packet of ramen counts as a meal, damnit!” – Mike Brown, literally counting beans
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Just another reason to love the Scots
Gumbygirl
I totally need this:
Brick Meathook
“If one or both of your grandparents were vaporized in Nagasaki or Hiroshima, you’ll get an additional 3% off! Why? Because we care.”
scotchnaut
Sorry about your back, but I’ve had a really bad cold and cough for the last two days, so let’s make this all about me.
Seriously though, feel better. Even spending two days confined to a couple of rooms drives me nuts.
Horatio Cornblower
I’ve had a really bad cold and cough for the last two days
he’s got a man cold, deal with it
-Lowatio, making a crying motion
Game Time Decision
I wish you a speedy recovery Buddy. Do the PT, try to double the reps if you can. I trust you will be back at it soon, until then keep the faith and rest. Ohhh… and that’s some cool writing there Alex.
2Pack
Hey thanks. I just want to exercise again! Right now putting pants on feels like exercise
Alex_Demote
Putting on pants!?
I’m sorry Alex, but we’re going to have to ask you to leave DFO. We have very few rules, but the wearing of pants is strictly forbidden.
Horatio Cornblower
That’s the problem right there. Why the hell are you putting pants on?
DFO policy clearly states No Pants
ballsofsteelandfury

Don T
This sounds like something the Dr. Mrs. would really enjoy. I think I’ll make one for her tonight.
On another note, while I was logging in here Google just informed me that the password I used had been found in a data breach. What I want to know is WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE DOING SNOOPING ON PASSWORDS THAT I AM ENTERING INTO NON-GOOGLE SITES?
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Of fucking course…
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Found a funny;
ME: hell yeah I’m into Dune 2. Dune 2 others as you’d have them Dune 2 you!
JESUS: descends from heaven stop that
rockingdog
300 comments for a Friday night thread?
That’s mighty impressive, kids!
ballsofsteelandfury
Happy Kraken Day to all who celebrate! (3/2 for the 32nd NHL franchise) I’m celebrating with a matinee of Release the Kraken!!!
Mr. Ayo
Was watching the coverage of The Brier last night, and a spectator was ejected for hassling Brad Gushue. Imagine how big an asshole you have to be to get kicked out of a curling event. Only in Canada!
Dunstan
So, I love my Canadian buddy Glen and his cooking channel, “Glen and Friends” but was disappointed that his last vid was about glazed carrots. And then I remembered that he currently has a series called, “What I Found In The Discount Aisle”. Why is he doing that? Because he is financially squeezed because he is restoring an old plane. What does he do with those old planes? He participates in a program-Hope Air-that flies folks from isolated communities to cities where they can get badly-needed medical help.
scotchnaut
I heard the Royal Canadian Mounted Tax Service got after him because he tapped his own maple trees, thereby bypassing the Royal Canadian Maple Syrup and Nanaimo Bar Tax Act of 1832.
herodotus450
BC Dick just sent me this beauty.
litre_cola

Don T
Before anyone makes fun of BFC for watching preseason Aussie Football you should be aware that I’m watching the Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles play the South Sydney Rabbitohs in what I’m almost certain is a game of rugby.
I do not know the rules, do not understand the terms being used, and frankly have trouble understanding the “convict English” accent the Aussies use.
It’s great.
Horatio Cornblower
I trust all y’all will let Hippo know if and when the Carlton Dance is warranted.
King Hippo
Not me. I have no idea what’s going on. Apparently a “try” is good.
Horatio Cornblower

SonOfSpam
Ayo, want to do an F1 post for next Saturday morning? I want a week off from futbol.
King Hippo
“Verstappen’s gonna win like every race because the Red Bulls are hilariously good.”
That’s the post. Maybe throw in a “these new courses suck” in there.
Senor Weaselo
Politics is weird

Doktor Zymm
Without context or knowing who this is, it’s a cheesy cute picture.
WCS
Shall we say another way to give your feet a break while in heels is to get down on your knees during Beetlejuice the Musical?
Doktor Zymm
Chris Mortensen just died.
WCS
Just told my piazza delivery person.
Thought they would cry.
Mr. Ayo
Mmmmm, pie! Here’s my latest disaster. The other day, we drove up to Big Bear to return SIL’s dog to her. We all went out to a nice old resto up there, Captain’s Anchorage, highly recommend. We split the bill, I paid half with my Amex. SIL paid half with her Visa. The place is very dark, both of the credit cards are dark, and we each had a martini and split a bottle of wine They returned hers to me, mine to her, and we signed, never noticed. Today she called and asked if she left her card in my car. She called the resto, they don’t have it. I looked, not in the car, but I found hers in my wallet, with the receipt. I have to call them at 4:30 to see if they have mine, please let it be so, and get them to permit SIL to pick it up since she’s still up there. Why can’t I just have a steak and get pleasantly buzzed without it turning into an ordeal?
Gumbygirl
[a few hours later]
Good news ! The restaurant has my card, and SIL can pick it up. They think we’re morons, and we probably are, but crisis averted.
Gumbygirl
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