Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End

OK, so I’m not gonna lie:  I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19 pm.  I then tried to get into Slack because I’ve got a couple of suggestions in there I was saving for just such an occasion, but Slack didn’t want to work and I quickly lost interest.

I do remember that RTD, (I think), suggested ‘movie endings’ for a topic, so that’s what we’re going with today.  It was either this or ‘stamps from around the world’ so everybody say thank you to Rikki.

What we’re looking for here is the essential end of the movie.  The best example I can think of would be ‘Star Wars’:  the story is essentially over with the destruction of the Death Star.  The celebration where everyone gets a medal is a nice little feel good touch but it’s really not necessary to wrap things up.

So with that in mind, if it’s a movie, and it has an ending, you can draft it.  Pointless bickering about what constitutes an ending is not necessary, but is encouraged.  That time isn’t gonna waste itself.

If you’re the kind of person who gets mad at spoilers for movies that have been out for years, well, maybe sit this one out.

Since Slack has betrayed me and I can’t alert RTD to his having the first pick, I’ll just go ahead and make it and trust that I’m not taking his.

“Unforgiven” as noted above in the featured image.

When William Bunny rides out of town in the rain, having killed a healthy percentage of the town’s male population and declares “You better bury Ned right, better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores.  Or I’ll come back and kill every one of you sons-of-bitches.” it puts a fine stamp on an outstanding movie.

Also you should always treat whores with respect.  That’s just basic human decency.

The rest of you are on the clock.