INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
Ah, so back to normal.
Well, not really.
Oh, shit. What now?
You’ll see.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The studio sits vacant. The PRODUCER is nowhere to be seen, and DJ 3000 is in his normal position, lights flashing like a pinball machine.
DJ 3000: …HE SHOOTS HE SCORES! [looks around] HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
— [VOIP LINE FLIES OPEN] —
DJ 3000: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU? IT’S TIME…
PRODUCER’S VOICE: Hello, you’ve reached [PRODUCER’S NAME]. I’ll be out of the office until March 28th. If it’s an emergency…I don’t know, call the fire department or something. Bye.
DJ 3000: AW MAN I DON’T WANT TO HOST REQUEST LINE AGAIN.
DJ 3000 is distracted as another exciting incident happens in the college basketball game he’s watching. He sighs and the ON AIR light comes on.
DJ 3000: HEY FOLKS, IT’S YOUR OLD FRIEND DJ 3000 HERE. I THOUGHT TODAY WE’D CHANGE THINGS UP AND INSTEAD OF WORKING WITH A THEME, WE’LL JUST WATCH SOME BASKETBALL AND IF YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING – ANYTHING – YOU’D LIKE TO HEAR WHILE WE’RE AT IT, GO AHEAD AND CALL IT IN. OTHERWISE, I’LL BE TRACKING THE FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN BRACKETS I AUTO-GENERATED THAT AREN’T COMPLETELY BUSTED THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU STUPID TOOTHLESS HOLLER-DWELLING TROGLODYTES. I’LL GET US STARTED WITH SOMETHING THAT I GUESS IS TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO BASKETBALL.
There is no theme for today, other than maybe things that are vaguely related to basketball. But don’t feel constrained – just enjoy the games and if there’s anything you’d like to hear, go ahead and throw it into the comments. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?PUZZLES
nxtWK and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.
Folks online asking about what is a Catamount. Me? I’d say it’s 1/4 of a dog.
Who do we know that died and that went to Nebraska, I need to text them.
Johnny Carson?
Buffett as some point in the near future as well.
Oooh, sure, I love a smorgasbord!
Tina Turner’s response to Kyrie Irving’s Flat Earth notions-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULw1RHHPv5g&ab_channel=tinaturnerfan84
Auburn shooting free throws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5v7x4pOJiw&ab_channel=D-A-D-Topic
Shoutout to commenter Sir Cecil Rhodes-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2xa__89p0&ab_channel=ShadowMusic
Vermont playing at a great pace. Hope they have a bench because they can’t keep this up with 5 Guys.
Should have ordered In n Out
You’re silly!
pls keep in mind i am not a drifter godbless
THIS SEC LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM THE SOUTH DURING PICKETT’S CHARGE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL DROPPING LIKE FLIES
BallsOfSteel has a 2 game lead in DFO Bracket Insanity.
Butt stuff = better prognostication
Or, he just pulled it all out of his ass
Slowly, one prediction at a time.
Max projection is the only standings that matter.
Shit, he’s ahead in that one too.
Congrats, Balls
“Hey guys, come into the huddle. Join hands. This was a tough one. You guys worked so hard and deserved to win. But you’ve got to remember-I’m an incredibly bad in-game coach. So…what are you gonna do?”
-Bruce Pearl, post-game speech
bruce pearL, imo
Ah hell, I can’t believe I missed the end of Florida/Colorado to watch Yale win.
Wow, spectacular choke job at the free throw line by Auburn at the end there.
You’d think Charles Barkley alma mater wouldn’t have choking problems
BANANACAKES X 2
Bison Dele at sea and John Brisker in Uganda-Blue Rodeo has it covered-“We Are Lost Together”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAnJw9Ctqkc&ab_channel=BlueRodeo
What Auburn is about to have a lot of free time to go do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7XscWqgdzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEFa4ztm9P0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xEhr2kbRw4&t=5s&ab_channel=VirtualMedic
MARCH!
The fightin’ Elis have a chance!
Y6le?
Dissertationcakes!
This one goes out to Kareem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM&ab_channel=BluesTravelerVEVO
Gators gonna have to go back to Floria where there’s no D
If by “D” you mean “abortion” then yes, that sounds about right.
Darker? You got it-couldn’t find a tune called “Sexy And 13” that I could dedicate to Karl Malone so this will have to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZynIhCs27Xs&ab_channel=StrayCatsVEVO
Hey man,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E
“Swish!”
-R. Budd Dwyer
“I don’t think you can call people that anymore.” – Thom Brennaman
“And there goes a long home run by Castellanos”
Are things going to get/go dark? Hell ya. This one goes out to Bill Robinzine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhqyZeUlE8U&ab_channel=BeastieBoysVEVO
Fuck Johnny Most with a carton of Marlboros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwJ14u30ywY&ab_channel=MichaelHoward
“Do you play a 2-3 or a box-and-one?”
Kenny Loggins: “Neither”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E&pp=ygULZGFuZ2VyIHpvbmU%3D