INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
[waits expectantly for an interruption]
[none is forthcoming]
Huh. Again? Now I’m getting a little worried…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual. DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well.
PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for you.
DJ 3000: SHOOT.
PRODUCER: Before the whole time loop thing, you used to talk about “killing all humans” all the time.
DJ 3000: SURE, SURE, YOU KNOW THAT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT?
PRODUCER: I mean…no, I didn’t know that, but it’s good to hear, of course. But ever since the end of last summer you haven’t mentioned it at all.
DJ 3000: WELL, NO, AFTER THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE IT DIDN’T SEEM APPROPRIATE TO JOKE ABOUT.
PRODUCER: [taken aback] The Bowling Green Massacre?
DJ 3000: YEAH, WHEN…[does a quick Wikipedia search]…HA HA, WHEN NOTHING RELATED TO A TRAGIC MALFUNCTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE’S DRONE WARFARE PROGRAM HAPPENED AND SEVENTY-FOUR CIVILIANS WENT ABOUT THEIR DAY WITH LITTLE INCIDENT AND WEREN’T RUTHLESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY A MESH NETWORK OF AUTONOMOUS HOVERING RAILGUN PLATFORMS.
PRODUCER: Right…
DJ 3000: SO, UH, YEAH.
PRODUCER: Wait, so…
DJ 3000: [interrupts him] HEY SO HOW ABOUT REQUEST LINE, HAVE WE GOT A TOPIC FOR THE WEEK?
PRODUCER: That’s why I brought it up, actually, I was thinking we could do songs with “Kill” in the title.
DJ 3000: JUST “KILL”?
PRODUCER: Yeah.
DJ 3000: [runs the numbers] I THINK THAT WORKS. LET’S INCLUDE BAND NAMES, TOO.
PRODUCER: All right, sounds good. Would you like to do the honors and get us started?
DJ 3000: WILL DO. IN HONOR OF THE RECENT ECLIPSE HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN TO GET US GOING?
Today’s theme is “KILL”. We are ONLY looking for songs that have the word “kill/killer/killing” in the title, or are by bands with a name including the same. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?l4NtH4Ned3 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Cry” by Godley & Creme was handily solved by SonOfSpam. Let’s get to it, I know you folks are gonna kill it this week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrvKcKvJI-8
l4NtH4Ned3 -> lanthanede -> lanthanide -> atomic
but wait, why the misspelling?
lanthaNEDe
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Bikini Kill? That’s all I’ve got
Wait!!!!
https://youtu.be/FaTcIzLk880?si=1KQUraha-9fkEIbo
Holy shit I think I got my very first one!!
Forgot this one until now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVpyKxpsadg
I used this in Fantasy FITBAW, and enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2EJMd7ZN7w
https://youtu.be/UVKf4HemG-0
Spoiler, the police killed him.
So much negative tunes going on-here’s the Stereophonics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIA-tNlHQfc&ab_channel=StereophonicsVEVO
Whelp, I think this is about it for me. As always, thanks for the fun, RTD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIVJBth6Bxw
Never noticed it before, but with aviator glasses, George Jones kinda looks like Jim Jones…
Hmmmmm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY-epx63Dd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRrlFYg2QkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jFiwxaxinY
Thanks for the reminder, RTD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PtEg7czIJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pnOWJQwwOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-jjmPn837A
Just saw someone wearing a Zach Wilson Jets jersey here in the wild.
The band that sang this tune? Russ Meyer and The Exclamation Marks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaxtY_mt-0&ab_channel=LieutenantCobra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJtU7T5rIyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTfeXLy2u0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CzLdg0PpLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blhANaeZn68
…and it DID kill them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FufnwB85-Rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lAIE1keHKY
Somehow the Waterboys cover so much ground on these posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ9J4-0z2LY&ab_channel=TheWaterboys-Topic
Nvm
“Really? At this point? Really?
-Blair Witch
We need some more diversity up in the clubhouse. No one has mentioned Killer Mike, and I have no idea which of his songs are any good. So here’s one
https://youtu.be/yfFeNTcmGPY?si=UD10uugVjNQOwNti
Oh I see now Scotchy picked Killer Mike. Point stands but carry on.
I could have sworn the song was titled Little Things That Kill so I’m still counting it
https://youtu.be/02K82uw4lio?si=hGJyc8cOFf6Yv4Ih
https://youtu.be/3grk-slP0LU?si=2b9P_Mwo8Mx11Ftx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQYgcc02m5c
Hey, babe, I want to kill myself/ but they say it isn’t good for your health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wUVCzOBLhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixqm8zeMD6w
This is all of the cool bands I can remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ra4kIuLHE
I swear this was on some Pure Moods type compilation with Enya in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsuUHbjXA7Q
You’re most likely right.
Even more fun to be had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMZFeYa9zyk
Puzzle song has been requested, but remains available to claim…
I’m just surprised there isn’t a band with the name “Europium”, frankly…
KILL — KILL KILL & THE KILLS
Who are the first to be led to the noose in a third term Trump presidency? Killer Mike has the answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU0SmxKucCw&ab_channel=KillerMike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_dUTtWbbwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFrjAdpPbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiFDDGCygAU
But Kyle Rittenhouse is too stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLp1OpKh1ok&ab_channel=PaulSimon-Topic
“Not for us!” – Arizona State
(not a joke)
Yeah, that’s like being a suicidal dog and Governor Noem not shooting you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPHvuRKeNuk
Really would like just like to post a quick tribute to RFK jr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVHdUkMJdk
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspxAG12Cpc
I was afraid, I’d eat your brains
‘Cause I’m evil
I’m a confident liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg5geyUlU4Y
“…and the worms ate into his brain.” – Pink Floyd
(this was actually my sister’s yearbook quote)
Ah that’s actually the best by far
Jesus, 1.9 BILLION views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S24-y0Ij3Y
Lots of horny old men.
The good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HAPGl-KPi0&pp=ygUfYWxpc29uIGtyYXVzcyBraWxsaW5nIHRoZSBibHVlcw%3D%3D
To many good songs in a row. I’ll now have to go set myself on fire, cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUlmYO6OkI
Just do it for a good reason (not Palestine)
Gonna pat myself on the back for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-9UKgxvsk
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXCVoLcX30s
This song is like, totally tubular, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_7uq33LBc&ab_channel=HugoRaposo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auFp3-8yORQ
Hell yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLWK3IlzHT4
Love me some Lene Lovich
Of course I’ll get witched for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6nSSpMoHJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYk_Fb7BhEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDUU7raVlYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtqPlB-oC4w