Request Line: All You Need Is Kill

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

[waits expectantly for an interruption]

[none is forthcoming]

Huh.  Again?  Now I’m getting a little worried…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual.  DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well.

PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for you.

DJ 3000: SHOOT.

PRODUCER: Before the whole time loop thing, you used to talk about “killing all humans” all the time.

DJ 3000: SURE, SURE, YOU KNOW THAT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT?

PRODUCER: I mean…no, I didn’t know that, but it’s good to hear, of course.  But ever since the end of last summer you haven’t mentioned it at all.

DJ 3000: WELL, NO, AFTER THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE IT DIDN’T SEEM APPROPRIATE TO JOKE ABOUT.

PRODUCER: [taken aback] The Bowling Green Massacre?

DJ 3000: YEAH, WHEN…[does a quick Wikipedia search]…HA HA, WHEN NOTHING RELATED TO A TRAGIC MALFUNCTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE’S DRONE WARFARE PROGRAM HAPPENED AND SEVENTY-FOUR CIVILIANS WENT ABOUT THEIR DAY WITH LITTLE INCIDENT AND WEREN’T RUTHLESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY A MESH NETWORK OF AUTONOMOUS HOVERING RAILGUN PLATFORMS.

PRODUCER: Right…

DJ 3000: SO, UH, YEAH.

PRODUCER: Wait, so…

DJ 3000: [interrupts him] HEY SO HOW ABOUT REQUEST LINE, HAVE WE GOT A TOPIC FOR THE WEEK?

PRODUCER: That’s why I brought it up, actually, I was thinking we could do songs with “Kill” in the title.

DJ 3000: JUST “KILL”?

PRODUCER: Yeah.

DJ 3000: [runs the numbers] I THINK THAT WORKS.  LET’S INCLUDE BAND NAMES, TOO.

PRODUCER: All right, sounds good.  Would you like to do the honors and get us started?

DJ 3000: WILL DO.  IN HONOR OF THE RECENT ECLIPSE HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN TO GET US GOING?

Today’s theme is “KILL”.  We are ONLY looking for songs that have the word “kill/killer/killing” in the title, or are by bands with a name including the same.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?l4NtH4Ned3 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Cry” by Godley & Creme was handily solved by SonOfSpam.  Let’s get to it, I know you folks are gonna kill it this week!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Bikini Kill? That’s all I’ve got

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit I think I got my very first one!!

yeah right

Forgot this one until now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVpyKxpsadg

King Hippo

I used this in Fantasy FITBAW, and enjoyed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2EJMd7ZN7w

Doktor Zymm

https://youtu.be/UVKf4HemG-0

Spoiler, the police killed him.

scotchnaut

So much negative tunes going on-here’s the Stereophonics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIA-tNlHQfc&ab_channel=StereophonicsVEVO

BeefReeferLives

Whelp, I think this is about it for me. As always, thanks for the fun, RTD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIVJBth6Bxw

BeefReeferLives

Never noticed it before, but with aviator glasses, George Jones kinda looks like Jim Jones…

Hmmmmm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY-epx63Dd8

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Thanks for the reminder, RTD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PtEg7czIJA

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scotchnaut

The band that sang this tune? Russ Meyer and The Exclamation Marks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaxtY_mt-0&ab_channel=LieutenantCobra

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scotchnaut

Somehow the Waterboys cover so much ground on these posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ9J4-0z2LY&ab_channel=TheWaterboys-Topic

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nvm

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scotchnaut

“Really? At this point? Really?

-Blair Witch

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We need some more diversity up in the clubhouse. No one has mentioned Killer Mike, and I have no idea which of his songs are any good. So here’s one

https://youtu.be/yfFeNTcmGPY?si=UD10uugVjNQOwNti

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh I see now Scotchy picked Killer Mike. Point stands but carry on.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I could have sworn the song was titled Little Things That Kill so I’m still counting it

https://youtu.be/02K82uw4lio?si=hGJyc8cOFf6Yv4Ih

ThurberHerder

Hey, babe, I want to kill myself/ but they say it isn’t good for your health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wUVCzOBLhw

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DJ TAJ

This is all of the cool bands I can remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ra4kIuLHE

ThurberHerder

I swear this was on some Pure Moods type compilation with Enya in the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsuUHbjXA7Q

WCS

You’re most likely right.

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BeefReeferLives

I’m just surprised there isn’t a band with the name “Europium”, frankly…

WCS

KILL — KILL KILL & THE KILLS

scotchnaut

Who are the first to be led to the noose in a third term Trump presidency? Killer Mike has the answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU0SmxKucCw&ab_channel=KillerMike

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

Yeah, that’s like being a suicidal dog and Governor Noem not shooting you.

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ThurberHerder

Really would like just like to post a quick tribute to RFK jr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVHdUkMJdk

ThurberHerder

I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspxAG12Cpc

ThurberHerder

I was afraid, I’d eat your brains
‘Cause I’m evil

I’m a confident liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg5geyUlU4Y

ThurberHerder

Ah that’s actually the best by far

SonOfSpam

Lots of horny old men.

DJ TAJ

To many good songs in a row. I’ll now have to go set myself on fire, cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUlmYO6OkI

SonOfSpam

Just do it for a good reason (not Palestine)

DJ TAJ

Nice

scotchnaut
DJ TAJ
DJ TAJ

Love me some Lene Lovich

DJ TAJ

Of course I’ll get witched for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6nSSpMoHJE

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