INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
Well, that was something else.
Oh, you’re great, you’re back.
Yeah.
Where’d you go?
t’s a long story, I’ll explain once we get things started.
You’re not going to disrupt things this week?
No, no, let’s get to the music.
As you wish…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing everything for the day’s show. DJ 3000 is looking comfortable leaning up against the wall.
PRODUCER: You seem a lot more chill today.
DJ 3000: YEAH…I’VE KIND OF MADE PEACE WITH A FEW THINGS.
PRODUCER: Having such a great topic last week couldn’t have hurt.
DJ 3000: I KNOW, RIGHT? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SUCH STRICT CONDITIONS WOULD PRODUCE SUCH A KILLER PLAYLIST?
PRODUCER: Oh, the playlist generator API is fixed?
DJ 3000: NOT REALLY, NO. SOMEBODY AUTOMATED WHAT I WAS DOING MANUALLY SO IT’S A LITTLE EASIER, BUT IT’S NOT POSSIBLE TO SAVE THE PLAYLIST AND IT ONLY LAST FOR 48 HOURS OR SO.
PRODUCER: Bummer.
DJ 3000: SERIOUSLY. I DON’T KNOW WHY GOOGLE MAKES THIS SO DAMNED DIFFICULT. HAVE WE GOT A TOPIC LINED UP FOR THIS WEEK?
PRODUCER: Not yet. But we’ve got a guest lined up, so hopefully they can come up with one. I’ll just give him a ring…
— [FACETIME FLIES OPEN] —
PRODUCER: What the…?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Sorry, I had the wrong camera active. How’s it going?
PRODUCER: Great, great.
DJ 3000: SO…MANY…HUMAN…BUTTOCKS…
PRODUCER: I hear lots of samba music – where are you?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Oh, I’m in Sao Paulo. I’m was fortunate enough to be named as one of the judges of this year’s Miss Bumbum contest!
PRODUCER: Wow, what an honor!
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Yeah, I’m pretty psyched.
PRODUCER: But I thought the contest wasn’t until August?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Yeah, but there’s all the preliminary rounds to be judged. The winner goes on to regionals…
DJ 3000: WHAT ARE REGIONALS?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: …and then it’s straight on to sectionals. A week after that is semis…
PRODUCER: Right.
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: …then semi-regionals. Then regional semis…
DJ 3000: SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE REGIONALS?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: …then semi-regionals. Then national lower-zone semis! And then after nationals it’s right back into preliminaries.
PRODUCER: Are you coming home soon?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: No, no, no. This is forever. This is what I do now. This is who I am.
PRODUCER: Well, that’s, uh…
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Yup, a dream come true. So what can I help you guys with?
DJ 3000: YOU CAN START BY EXPLAINING WHAT REGIONALS ARE.
PRODUCER: Ha ha, good one DJ 3000. Actually, we’re about to go live with Request Line and we thought since you solved last week’s puzzle, your prize could be the honor of selecting this week’s topic.
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Sure. Let’s do songs about butts.
PRODUCER: Butts?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Yeah, butts.
PRODUCER: You think there’s enough songs to make that work?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Tell you what. If there’s not, I’ll write some more. Deal?
PRODUCER: I guess. Have you got one to get us started with?
BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Do I ever. DJ 3000, cue up a little Iggy Pop, if you would be so kind.
Today’s theme is “Butts”, I presume no further explanation is needed. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?f04b_H4t and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Kill Your Television” by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin was solved – as mentioned above – by BallsOfSteelAndFury. Let’s get to it, no if’s, ands, or buts.
Her name was Bertha.
Bertha Butt.
One of the Butt Sisters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNS42Na2mpc
Were you born an
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI9d1Pch26Y
Late but by god I lived through that horrible nightmare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjPV-mOiQc
https://youtu.be/PpBYDCb6EKM?si=1NnZ8leZqVWoRdce
[…] from the last week. That benefit was totally annulled thanks to RTD’s inspired topic for Request Line this week. Thank you, […]
Thanks for the fun, as always, RTD!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0K1TN4leo
You’re welcome! I’m glad this topic worked out, I was worried it would be too thin but the Commentists proved me wrong!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86r2WAgr1qo
https://youtu.be/NMiNDZNlPqc?si=XV8raLugDGZfkokE
‘Hieronymus Bosch’s 690 year old painting The Garden of Earthly Delights that shows a dead man in hell with a song written on his butt and when you play the song it sounds like this.’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfLxfEAzi-U
Sounds nicer on a lute…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl1I4GqQrKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WVTO7cdvB8
Alright, I’m off to write a totally unnecessary Sexy Friday post.
BOOM! With 40 minutes to spare!
First (and last) on time post of the day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWpVmlqJ-nw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRJjPXqxRis
“Directed by Brett Ratner”
Starring Puff Daddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIGN00DpNR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE_Fvp_4Y1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gofJrNfBSbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789hicMCwVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAc3T4aMENI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkImd5xZa_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlXkCbpWe7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK9A7s-Yuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2HeUmxbAok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=837GaWUZ4Yk
Inspired by Spam dudeing me, here ya go
https://youtu.be/iEe_eraFWWs?si=Q9PaOql6T6epMtFM
God this song is fucking awful
Almost impressive how bad it is
Dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW6CBhF-1tA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QggGt69YSQs
Doubleshot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zxk4a79eik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRfOn4Auv3A
Hey, this is about big asses too, right?
https://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk?si=4JstDY8humNYW_fH
Dude.
https://youtu.be/bt5H6ZTHBiM?si=zRGAqXa2prhWuHuf
Because it takes a booty to bump.
https://youtu.be/4LQJYgs1sxc?si=3QZTueKhlLVQ9T66
https://youtu.be/iy-vUCIm04M?si=1PnjGzp1fhs8Xuo2
This stretches the definition of the theme, but it needs to be posted so I approved it.
This song was written by Chinga Chavin but I couldn’t find a version by him out there. Maybe there’s one, I dunno. It’s a favorite cover song by Texas bands, though.
This is Asshole From El Paso
This version is covered by the great Kinky Friedman & The Texas Jewboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n__tAHR5ErM
Kinky! He was great.
Wait…is there a connection between “trunk” (i.e. “junk in the trunk”) and the word “booty” (i.e. “boot” = the British word for the trunk of a car)
https://youtu.be/zjgeIRFkg84?si=fXAW9_HENTEUIr5L
https://youtu.be/NiYcAfBn5wo?si=MW0f1nCDZQ9RRnBu
https://youtu.be/34RXwP_ooxs?si=IdPP4JgTcPjMfvAN
Masterful
I haven’t seen this posted yet
https://youtu.be/IyYnnUcgeMc?si=nsJ8O6LT7RkS1WD2
Blair Witch had a nice booty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYFPEuCP5-4
https://youtu.be/J3JaLaq4tRg?si=xZeGyKK6hygQpf6B
https://youtu.be/QaiE6_-OTfE?si=XAbKOIxwsEOg0r8W
This song doesn’t mention butts directly, but I always think of them when I hear it
https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4?si=sq9jIfPNwpive-9x
Yes I know this is cheating but I wanted an excuse to post it
Also, an excuse to post this