Request Line: But…but…but…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

Well, that was something else.

Oh, you’re great, you’re back. 

Yeah.

Where’d you go?

t’s a long story, I’ll explain once we get things started.

You’re not going to disrupt things this week?

No, no, let’s get to the music.

As you wish…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing everything for the day’s show.  DJ 3000 is looking comfortable leaning up against the wall.

PRODUCER: You seem a lot more chill today.

DJ 3000: YEAH…I’VE KIND OF MADE PEACE WITH A FEW THINGS.

PRODUCER: Having such a great topic last week couldn’t have hurt.

DJ 3000: I KNOW, RIGHT? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SUCH STRICT CONDITIONS WOULD PRODUCE SUCH A KILLER PLAYLIST?

PRODUCER: Oh, the playlist generator API is fixed?

DJ 3000: NOT REALLY, NO.  SOMEBODY AUTOMATED WHAT I WAS DOING MANUALLY SO IT’S A LITTLE EASIER, BUT IT’S NOT POSSIBLE TO SAVE THE PLAYLIST AND IT ONLY LAST FOR 48 HOURS OR SO.

PRODUCER: Bummer.

DJ 3000: SERIOUSLY.  I DON’T KNOW WHY GOOGLE MAKES THIS SO DAMNED DIFFICULT.  HAVE WE GOT A TOPIC LINED UP FOR THIS WEEK?

PRODUCER: Not yet.  But we’ve got a guest lined up, so hopefully they can come up with one.  I’ll just give him a ring…

— [FACETIME FLIES OPEN] —

PRODUCER: What the…?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Sorry, I had the wrong camera active.  How’s it going?

PRODUCER: Great, great.

DJ 3000: SO…MANY…HUMAN…BUTTOCKS…

PRODUCER: I hear lots of samba music – where are you?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Oh, I’m in Sao Paulo.  I’m was fortunate enough to be named as one of the judges of this year’s Miss Bumbum contest!

PRODUCER: Wow, what an honor!

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Yeah, I’m pretty psyched.

PRODUCER: But I thought the contest wasn’t until August?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Yeah, but there’s all the preliminary rounds to be judged.  The winner goes on to regionals…

DJ 3000: WHAT ARE REGIONALS?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: …and then it’s straight on to sectionals.  A week after that is semis…

PRODUCER: Right.

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: …then semi-regionals.  Then regional semis…

DJ 3000: SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE REGIONALS?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: …then semi-regionals.  Then national lower-zone semis!  And then after nationals it’s right back into preliminaries.

PRODUCER: Are you coming home soon?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: No, no, no. This is forever. This is what I do now. This is who I am.

PRODUCER: Well, that’s, uh…

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Yup, a dream come true.  So what can I help you guys with?

DJ 3000: YOU CAN START BY EXPLAINING WHAT REGIONALS ARE.

PRODUCER: Ha ha, good one DJ 3000.  Actually, we’re about to go live with Request Line and we thought since you solved last week’s puzzle, your prize could be the honor of selecting this week’s topic.

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Sure.  Let’s do songs about butts.

PRODUCER: Butts?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Yeah, butts.

PRODUCER: You think there’s enough songs to make that work?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Tell you what.  If there’s not, I’ll write some more.  Deal?

PRODUCER: I guess.  Have you got one to get us started with?

BALLSOFSTEELANDFURY: Do I ever.  DJ 3000, cue up a little Iggy Pop, if you would be so kind.

Today’s theme is “Butts”, I presume no further explanation is needed.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?f04b_H4t and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Kill Your Television” by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin was solved – as mentioned above – by BallsOfSteelAndFury.  Let’s get to it, no if’s, ands, or buts.

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yeah right

Her name was Bertha.

Bertha Butt.

One of the Butt Sisters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNS42Na2mpc

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DJ TAJ

Late but by god I lived through that horrible nightmare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjPV-mOiQc

[…] from the last week. That benefit was totally annulled thanks to RTD’s inspired topic for Request Line this week. Thank you, […]

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Thanks for the fun, as always, RTD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0K1TN4leo

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‘Hieronymus Bosch’s 690 year old painting The Garden of Earthly Delights that shows a dead man in hell with a song written on his butt and when you play the song it sounds like this.’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfLxfEAzi-U

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Mr. Ayo

Alright, I’m off to write a totally unnecessary Sexy Friday post.

Mr. Ayo

BOOM! With 40 minutes to spare!

First (and last) on time post of the day!

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Horatio Cornblower

“Directed by Brett Ratner”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Inspired by Spam dudeing me, here ya go

https://youtu.be/iEe_eraFWWs?si=Q9PaOql6T6epMtFM

BrettFavresColonoscopy

God this song is fucking awful

SonOfSpam

Almost impressive how bad it is

Mr. Ayo

Dude

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, this is about big asses too, right?

https://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk?si=4JstDY8humNYW_fH

SonOfSpam

Dude.

ArmedandHammered

Because it takes a booty to bump.

Brick Meathook

This stretches the definition of the theme, but it needs to be posted so I approved it.

This song was written by Chinga Chavin but I couldn’t find a version by him out there. Maybe there’s one, I dunno. It’s a favorite cover song by Texas bands, though.

This is Asshole From El Paso

This version is covered by the great Kinky Friedman & The Texas Jewboys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n__tAHR5ErM

Gumbygirl

Kinky! He was great.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Masterful

Brocky

I haven’t seen this posted yet

https://youtu.be/IyYnnUcgeMc?si=nsJ8O6LT7RkS1WD2

ballsofsteelandfury

Blair Witch had a nice booty

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Brocky

This song doesn’t mention butts directly, but I always think of them when I hear it

https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4?si=sq9jIfPNwpive-9x

Yes I know this is cheating but I wanted an excuse to post it

Brocky

Also, an excuse to post this

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